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THE CLASS (GROUP 6)

TEACHER: GOOD MORNING CLASS, PLEASE OPEN YOUR CAMERAS.


: OUR TOPIC FOR TODAY IS ALL ABOUT HISTORY.
STUDENT 1: MA’AM EXCUSE PO, MAHINA PO SIGNAL KO, PWEDE PO MAG-
OFFCAM?
TEACHER: OKAY, NO PROBLEM.
STUDENT 2: MA’AM AKO DIN PO.
STUDENT 3: PATI PO AKO MA’AM.
TEACHER: OKAY, IF MAHINA SIGNAL NIYO YOU CAN TURN-OFF YOUR
CAMERAS BUT PLEASE OPEN IT PAMINSAN-MINSAN OKAY?
STUDENT 3 & 4: OKAY PO MA’AM.
STUDENT 5, 6 AND 7: OPO MA’AM.
TEACHER: OKAY SO LET’S START OUR DISCUSSION.
: DOES ANYBODY OF YOU KNOW WHO KILLED FERDINAND
MAGELLAN? ANG INITIAL NIYA AY L.L.
: OH YES MR. LANGCAP?
JONATHAN: LITO LAPID?
TEACHER: NO, INUULIT ANG PANGALAN NITO.
JONATHAN: LITO-LITO LAPID-LAPID?
TEACHER: HINDI, KONTI LANG ANG PANGALAN NIYA.
JONATHAN: LOT-LOT?
TEACHER: HINDI NGA, MAS MADAMI PA DYAN ANG PANGALAN NIYA.
JONATHAN: AHH MA’AM! ALAM KO NA TALAGA, LOT-LOT AND FRIENDS!
TEACHER: NO! IT’S LAPU-LAPU MAY GUDDNESS!
JONATHAN: A LAPU-LAPU AND FRIENDS.

TEACHER: HSSTT` OKAY LET’S MOVE-ON.


: ANONG BAGYO ANG PINAKAMALAKAS NA SUMALANTA SA ATING
BANSA?
: ARE YOU RAISING YOUR HAND MR. LANGCAP?
JONATHAN: YES MA’AM
: OKAY, SO WHAT TYPHOON WAS IT?
JONATHAN: MA’AM TUKSO PO.
TEACHER: HA? BAKIT TUKSO?
JONATHAN: KASI MA’AM, “KAY RAMI NANG WINASAK NA TAHANAN”
TEACHER: MR. LANGCAP, I’M WARNING YOU!
: REMEMBER, IT’S TYPHOON YOLANDA!
: OKAY SO MUKHANG MALAPIT NA YUNG TIME, HANGGANG DITO
NALANG MUNA SIGURO TAYO NU`? YOU CAN LEAVE NOW CLASS, GOOD BYE.
STUDENT 3: GOOD BYE PO MA’AM.
STUDENT 4 GOOD BYE AND GOOD DAY MA’AM.
TEACHER: OKAY GOOD DAY. BYE’
ALL: GOOD BYE PO.

NEXT…
(WALA PA ANG TEACHER)
JONATHAN: WALA PA SI MA’AM GUYSS?
STUDENT 1: WALA PA ATA.
STUDENT 7: WALA PA TOL.
JONATHAN: ALAM NIYO BA YUNG LOLO KO, SIYA NAGHUKAY NG WEST
PHILIPPINES SEA? YUNG GUSTONG ANGKININ NG CHINA? ANG LUPETT` NU`?
STUDENT 2: EI` MAS GRABI YUNG LOLO KO, SIYA NAGHUKAY NG PACIFIC
OCEAN!
LEX: HUH`! WALA PALA KAYONG LAHAT SA LOLO KO EI` ALAM NIYO BA YUNG
DEAD SEA?
ALL: OO.
LEX: OH’ ANG LOLO KO ANG PUMATAY DUN! SEEESH`
STUDENT 5: HUYYY` ANDYAN NA SI MA’AM.
TEACHER: OKAY CLASS GOOD MORNING, I JUST WANT TO INFORM YOU THAT
THIS SESSION IS BEING RECORDED, OKAY?
ALL: OKAY PO MA’AM.
TEACHER: SO OUR TOPIC FOR TODAY IS ALL ABOUT MATH, RIGHT? I’M GOING
TO ASK YOU SOME WORD PROBLEM, SO DAPAT MASAGOT NIYO NG TAMA KASI
GRADED RECITATION ITO.
: ARE YOU READY?
ALL: YES` MA’AM.
TEACHER: QUESTION NO.1 “IF I HAD 6 ORANGES IN ONE HAND AND 7 APPLES
IN THE OTHER, WHAT WOULD I HAVE?”
STUDENNT 6: MA’AM! MA’AM! YOU HAVE “BIG HANDS”.
TEACHER: I’M WARNING YOU HA` WAG’ KAYONG NAMIMILOSOPO!
STUDENT 6: SORRY PO.
TEACHER: WAIT CLASS, DIBA MAY BINIGAY AKO NA ASSIGNMENT KAHAPON?
: IKAW MR. LANGCAP SAAN ANG ASSIGNMENT MO?
JONATHAN: NAG SUICIDE NA PO.
TEACHER: ANONG NAG SUICIDE?
JONATHAN: NAG SUICIDE NA PO, ANG DAMI PO KASI NIYANG PROBLEMA.
TEACHER: NAKU` ITONG SI JONATHAN, WALA NG MATINONG GINAWA SA
BUHAY! AKALA MO BA HINDI KA BAGSAK SAAKIN HA? KAYA UMAYOS KA.
JONATHAN: WELL MA’AM, “HINDI MAN AKO MAGALING SA MATH, PAGDATING
SAYO, SOLVE NA AKO”

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