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The Class (Group 6)
The Class (Group 6)
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(WALA PA ANG TEACHER)
JONATHAN: WALA PA SI MA’AM GUYSS?
STUDENT 1: WALA PA ATA.
STUDENT 7: WALA PA TOL.
JONATHAN: ALAM NIYO BA YUNG LOLO KO, SIYA NAGHUKAY NG WEST
PHILIPPINES SEA? YUNG GUSTONG ANGKININ NG CHINA? ANG LUPETT` NU`?
STUDENT 2: EI` MAS GRABI YUNG LOLO KO, SIYA NAGHUKAY NG PACIFIC
OCEAN!
LEX: HUH`! WALA PALA KAYONG LAHAT SA LOLO KO EI` ALAM NIYO BA YUNG
DEAD SEA?
ALL: OO.
LEX: OH’ ANG LOLO KO ANG PUMATAY DUN! SEEESH`
STUDENT 5: HUYYY` ANDYAN NA SI MA’AM.
TEACHER: OKAY CLASS GOOD MORNING, I JUST WANT TO INFORM YOU THAT
THIS SESSION IS BEING RECORDED, OKAY?
ALL: OKAY PO MA’AM.
TEACHER: SO OUR TOPIC FOR TODAY IS ALL ABOUT MATH, RIGHT? I’M GOING
TO ASK YOU SOME WORD PROBLEM, SO DAPAT MASAGOT NIYO NG TAMA KASI
GRADED RECITATION ITO.
: ARE YOU READY?
ALL: YES` MA’AM.
TEACHER: QUESTION NO.1 “IF I HAD 6 ORANGES IN ONE HAND AND 7 APPLES
IN THE OTHER, WHAT WOULD I HAVE?”
STUDENNT 6: MA’AM! MA’AM! YOU HAVE “BIG HANDS”.
TEACHER: I’M WARNING YOU HA` WAG’ KAYONG NAMIMILOSOPO!
STUDENT 6: SORRY PO.
TEACHER: WAIT CLASS, DIBA MAY BINIGAY AKO NA ASSIGNMENT KAHAPON?
: IKAW MR. LANGCAP SAAN ANG ASSIGNMENT MO?
JONATHAN: NAG SUICIDE NA PO.
TEACHER: ANONG NAG SUICIDE?
JONATHAN: NAG SUICIDE NA PO, ANG DAMI PO KASI NIYANG PROBLEMA.
TEACHER: NAKU` ITONG SI JONATHAN, WALA NG MATINONG GINAWA SA
BUHAY! AKALA MO BA HINDI KA BAGSAK SAAKIN HA? KAYA UMAYOS KA.
JONATHAN: WELL MA’AM, “HINDI MAN AKO MAGALING SA MATH, PAGDATING
SAYO, SOLVE NA AKO”