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Characters: Two anchors, nurse, patient, friend, Yamraj, Chitragupta

Pranita: Respected mam and my dear friends,

Sachin: A very warm good morning to you all.

Pranita: Today, we are here before you to present an advertisement on Life Insurance which is very important in our
lives.

Sachin: So, at first, let’s have an introduction of our team.

I am Sachin and I am Pranita.

[The whole team introduces their names.]

Sachin: So, in our first scene, Rishabh is playing as a doctor,

Pranita: Aditi as nurse,

Sachin: Mohit as patient,

Pranita: And Rohit as patient’s friend.

Scene 1
[Doctor is sitting and nurse is standing beside him. The patient comes along with his friend.]

Mohit: Hello doctor! I’m not feeling well……


Doctor: Go back. Move away.
Mohit: What?
Doctor: Put your mask first.
Mohit: Oh sorry.
[They both wear their mask]
Doctor: OK. Now tell me, what happened?
Mohit: Doctor, I’m having fever since last three days.
Nurse: Aree tum to Kamla apartment, Ramnagar me rehto ho na? I have seen you there.
[Doctor stares at the nurse and then she became silent.]
Nurse: Sorry!
Doctor: I will give you an injection and you will be fine.
[Patient sits down on the table.]
Doctor (to nurse): Give him 5ml amikacin injection.
Nurse gives injection to the patient and then patient suddenly stars losing his consciousness and lies on the table
completely unconscious.
Patient’s friend asks the doctor: What happened?
Doctor also got surprised and looked at nurse. Then he said to friend: Don’t worry. He will be fine. Pls wait outside.
Doctor (asks nurse) : Which injection did you just put in?
Nurse (ghabrate hue): Wo… doctor… wo I have given him a strong anesthesia.
Doctor (in extreme anger): What? What the fu*… Are you mad? Nursing kari hai ya nahi?
Nurse: Ha sir.. wo mere sahar me LNCT hai na…..wahi se kari hai..
Doctor: Mujhe laga hi tha.

Pranita: Now, Nurse’s mistake has taken the patient to Yamraj, the god of death.
Sachin: So, in this scene, we have Sachin as Yamraj, and Rajesh as Chitragupta.

Scene 2
[Patient gently wakes up and found two men standing and staring at him. Yamraj is taking selfie with the patient
and uploading it on insta]
Yamraj:#naya insaan in yamlok #taking intro #having fun
Patient: Ah... Where am I? Who are you guys?
Yamraj: Omm.. Hey wats!, tumhari mrityu ho chuki hai aur tum yamlok pahuch chuke ho.
[Patient starts crying in funny way.]
Patient: Pls Yamraj sir, Let me go. Mujhe jane do. Meri ek pyari si biwi hai.. do chote chote bacche hain.
Yamraj: Unki chinta tu kyu karta hai balak? LIC wale sab sambhal lenge. Insurance liya hai na?
Patient: Are nahi.. tabhi to bol raha hu.. pls jane do.
[Then, Chtragupta ek paper ki list dikha ke yamraj ke kan me kehta hai]: Prabhu, aisa pratit hota hai ki humne
galat aadmi ko pakad liya. Iska to abhi time pura hi nahi hua hai..
Yamraj to patient: ja bacha.. tera time abhi nahi aaya hai.. Lekin jab aayega na to insurance karane ka time nhi
milega. Samjhe?
[Yamraj chants some mantras.. and patient apne bed par thoda sa hilta hai.]

Scene 3:
[Patient wakes up on the table in doctor’s clinic and runs away towards his friend.]
Doctor and nurse asks him: What happened? But he did not replied.
Patient (to his friend): Bro, I have to do My life insurance for my family. Hurry up.
Friend: What happened?
Patient: It’s a long story. Pehle LIC wale ke pass chal.

Then Yamraj said to the audience: Hey mere pyare dharti wasiyon, kon jane apko kab mere pass aana pad jaye? Hai
ki nahi? To kiska intezaar kar rhe ho? Jaldi jake LIC Insurance plan apnao aur tension free ho jao.

Kyuki, LIC means “Jindagi Ke Sath Bhi, Jindagi Ke Baad bhi.”

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