THE

JAGDISH
BHAGAT
BOLTA

HAI

JAGDISH BHAGAT
JAGDISH
BHAGAT
BOLTA HAI
THE MAN CONSIDERED A MYTH

Arnav Jain, Manan sharma

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Disclaimer
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this. It may contain certain words that might
trigger some people, proceed at your own risk
and minors must not enter without parental
guidance.

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To the ones who dedicate their life to this,

and to friends… Skal

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About the Author

Jagdish Bhagat was considered a
full time incompetent nalla until
one day his enormous heap of
talent in cussing was identified by
a BJP rally reporter, since then he
makes his living leeching out
Instagram reel creators and
ironically enough still being a nalla.

He is considered a gem in Indian meme culture

and many boys like our transcriber Manan
‘Mutthari’ sharma consider him no less than a
god and a true inspiration.

Jagdish stomps every obstacle in his life only for

a very simple goal of entertainment and hopes
to continue chase his passion for the rest of his
‘now not so trivial’ life.

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THE
TRANSCRIBERS
AND EDITORS
Manan Sharma, know by many
names is a talented young boy, at a
tender age of 13 he had graduated
with a diploma in wanking sciences
from the Indian institute of
jerkology and has since been
practicing his skill jerking off to big ass femboys
and trannys alike. His friends describe him as
Tharki, Harami, Aalsi, Dokra, Bosdiwaala, and
numerous more of such prestigious qualities.
After studying from IIJ, he joined the All india
institute of bakchodical sciences where he was
first introduced to the influential works or Mr.
Jagdish Bhagat sir, as he graduated from AIIBS me
had completed his thesis and a complete analysis
on Mr. Bhagat’s works. It is in speculation that he
is soon to be receiving the President’s medal of
honour in human sciences and psychology.

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Another one of our

Transcribers is Arnav Jain,
who despite of being a young
prodigy in the field of
bakchodical sciences has
shown significant knowledge
and truly engraved his name
in golden letters.

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Chapter 1
The original

Reporter - Haa sir aap kya karna chahte

hai?

Jagdish - Me to Gund marana chahta hu

aap phool ka jhanda thaan ke yaha aaye ho
mere Gao me.

Reporter - aacha sir!

Jagdish - Achha 15 saal se hamari maa

chod rahe ho abhi phir maa chodne aaye ho
tum. Bahar kahi yaatra kar lona Gund
marna hai to

Reporter - To sahab aap hamari bjp ko.......

Jagdish - Nahi bjp ki idhar bhen chod rakhi

hai ... Mere Gao me aana nahi.. Aag laga
dunga tumko, yaha Gund me kile thok
dunga paide me tyre me thik

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Reporter - Sahab aapko...

Jagdish - Sahab kya kare, maa chodke rakh

di 15 saal me.... Bjp ye dikh nahi rha tumko
andhe hoke aaye ho mere Gao me.... Aana
mat

Reporter - Gao se Gao jod diya!

Jagdish - Gao se Gao nahi, bhen chodunga

maa chodunga idhar aa gye to .. khada
rehke Gund mardunga bhosdiko ki ... Haa!!

Sab dhanda Gund me ghused dunga...

Mudon yaha se ... Niklo jidhar.... Aana mat

Reporter - Aapko vote lagana padega?!

Jagdish - Vote lagaunga , lund lagaunga
inke Gund me.

( Man in background) - Hahaha

Jagdish - Inki maa ki bhosdi....Sadak gadda

paani tumko dikhta nahi tum neto ko....

NETA HAR KOI KEHTA TEESRI MANZIL PE

REHTA ISKI BHEN KO CHODU GUND
MARNE JAISA

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Reporter - To sir shivraj singh ji idhar aaye

the ?!

Jagdish - Shivaraj singh ji ki maa ki chut 3

baar

Reporter - Narendra Modi to bata rahe

the.....

Jagdish - Narendra Modi ki bhai ki bhosdi

Reporter - Aacha sir to aapke idhar.....

Jagdish - Are tum mereko baat mat karo

tum mudh jao niu goli mardunga banduk
nahi hai mere paas

Reporter - Aacha!

Jagdish - Haa!

Reporter - Haa to sir aap vote kisko denge?

Jagdish - Me haath ke panje par dunga aur

khada rehke ke dalwaunga , aur chilla ke
dalwaunga

Reporter - Aacha sir.....

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Jagdish - Aur meri panchayat me se mera

... Mera madd jitna hai vo haath ke panje pe
jaega aur daave ke saath jaega... Jagdish
bhagat bolta hai!!

Reporter - Aacha sir?!

Jagdish - Haa!....... Aur inki maa ki chut

maar rakhi hai

Reporter - Aacha sahab?!

Jagdish - Vote ke pehle inki Gund marna

hai.... Vote matdaan naa kare ....inke pehle
phool walo ki Gund maarna hai

Reporter - Aacha sir?!

Jagdish - Haa!....... Tum yaha se mud jao,
chale jao chupchap

Reporter - Waah sahab ham nahi gaye to

kya kar loge aap?!

Jagdish - Nahi me karunga to kuch nahi ....

Baaki nange hoke nadi utaar dunga tumko
me

Reporter - Aacha sahab?

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Jagdish - Haa!.....Ye aae dusro ko padhana

me 12 kadi(class) paas hu

Reporter - Aacha?!

Jagdish - Haa!
Reporter - To sir aap...?

Jagdish - Apne daayre me raho aur apne

udhar.... Amrican pe foreign pe parchaar
karte raho......Randiyo ke dhaabe pe Gund
maraane ke dhaabe pe

Reporter - To sir aapka pradhan mantri

makaan aaya aapka.....?

Jagdish - Lund aaya pradhan mantri ka

makaan , inki bhen ki bhosdi..... Hum to apni
taapri khud ki bana ke reh rahe hai

Reporter - Aacha sir?! To ye pradhan

mantri aavaaz me bolte hai?!

Jagdish - Ye aawaz iske maa ke bhosde me

gaya..... 15 saale vo khaa gaye sab

Reporter - Aacha sir?!

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Jagdish - Haa!

Reporter - To aapke Gao ne aawaz nahi di

kya

Jagdish - Are aawaz ki baat kar rahe ho ...

Yaha khade nahi mudh rahe yaar , kichad
padha hai tumko nahi dikha hai... Paer
nikalne me dikkat aari....Naahi koi gaadi aati
, delivery aati

....parso din tractor me baai ko le gaye us

din parso din .... Maata ji jeep me daali....kya
lund kaam ke nete ese

Reporter - Bjp ne bahut kaam kiya hai!!

Jagdish - bjp ne bahut kaam kiya hai , aap

chale jao ... Mere Gao me ghusna mat ,
aainda aana mat!
Reporter - Haa .

Jagdish - Bas prem se samjha raha hu ....

Chup chaap patli gali se nikal jao!!
Reporter - Aacha sahab ye....

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Jagdish - Ye tumhara parchaar ... Ye

ghumna phirna Gund ghused dunga

Reporter - Aacha sir modi ji to bolte hai ki

hamne bahut saara vikas kiya?

Jagdish - Ye to bahut saara saamne hi dikh

raha hai.... Tum aankh baand ke aaye ho ...
Andhe hoke aaye ho

Reporter - Nahi sir andhe hoke to nahi

aaye!

Jagdish - To phir ye gaadi jaise tese laaye

Tumko nahi dikhra...kya neta log mar gaye

Reporter - To sir America se aache road

bana diye

Jagdish - Nahi America se aache bana diye

ye gadde khud rahe Ye tumhari gaadi bhi
bhaata kood rahi hai tumko nahi dikh raha

Reporter - Haa sir dikhai to de raha hai?!

Jagdish - Bas to phir chup chaap mud jao

Reporter - Thik sir ham to jaa rahe!!.

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Chapter 2
The less cool
version
Yes sir what do you want to do

I would like to get my ass fucked, now that

you arrived here in my village with a flower
flag

Okay sir

Okay sir? You have been fucking our

mother since fifteen years and now your
back again for pussy. why don’t you travel
somewhere outside if all you want is to
fuck ass.

Sir will you support our BJP?

Oh? BJP has totally fucked my sister, don’t

dare come into my village else I will set you

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to fire, will hammer nails into your ass, and

tyres alright.

But sir…

What sir, you have totally fucked our

mother in 15 years. Bjp, cant you see, have
you stabbed your eyes before entering my
village? Don’t dare barge into my village.

We have attached village to village

No village, I will fuck you sister, fuck your

mother, now that youre here. I will bang
your ass in standing pose, fucking slut. Yes

So si-
I will shove this rod up your ass, turn
around and fuck off, and don’t come

But sir you will have to put a vote

Put vote? Put a fat cock in their filthy

assholes, their mother’s wrinkled slutty
pussy… potholes clogged with water
everywhere, you politicians don’t see?

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Politician everybody says, lives on third

floor sisterfucker like fucking ass

Sir Shivraj singh ji-

Sivraj singh’s mother’s cunt three times.

But narendra modi-

Narendra modi’s grandmother’s pussy

(Laughs) okay si-

Motherfucker you turn around, I will shoot

you but I don’t have a gun.

So sir who will you give vote to

I will give my vote to palm symbol and

encourage everybody to do so, shout my
ass off to do it. And from my village, mine
and every single fucking soul’s vote will go
to congress and you write that on your
fucking forehead because i, Jagdish Bhagat
says so.

Oh ok sir,

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Yes. And my mother’s vagina has been

badly fucked, now I must bang their ass
before voting, I will clap the flower party’s
asscheeks before giving my vote

Is it sir?

Yes. And you fucking turn around and get

the fuck out quietly.

And sir what if we don’t?

Oh? No I will do nothing. But strip your

clothes and throw you into the river.
Okay sir…

Yes, teach this bullcrap to someone else, I

am 12th pass.

Ok, so sir you-

Be in your limits and perform your rallies in

your filthy 4 lanes, whorehouses and glory
holes, where you belong.

Sir did you receive a house by the prime

minister?

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A fat dick is what I received by the prime

minister, his sisters putrid pussy… we are
living in our own slums.

What about the funds from the

government?

What funds? Funds are in his mothers

vagina. They ate everything for the last 15
years

So your village got no funds?

What funds you dumbass? Don’t you see

these potholes? All of this mud… even
delivery cars deny to come here in this
hellhole, a few days back we had to take
our motorcycle in a tractor, then with a
jeep. Helpful politicians my dick.

Bjp has done so much.

Bjp has done so much? My kind sir please

you just go, don’t show your face here
again, I’m asking you to skedaddle very
lovingly, or else your rallies and travelling

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and all will go straight up into your fucking

rectum.

But modiji says we have developed a lot?

Are you fucking blind?

No sir

So you have brought this car with much

trouble, can you not see that these fucking
politicians have died

Sir but there are roads better than America

Oh so better than America, all these holes
and rubble, your car is skipping stones
can’t you see?

Yes sir it is visible

That is it then, fuck off!

Alright sir, we will be on our way then.

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