INT.

HOSPITAL

Adhikari bed pe leta hua hai. Saamne chair pe Wife baithi hui
hai. Compounder hath me drip lagane k liye vein dhund rha
hai. Wo hatho pe jor jor se maar rha hai. Adhikari use gusse
me dekh rha hai.

ADHIKARI
dhire maar...hath Todega kya...

COMPOUNDER
Are unlce nas nhi mil rhi hai....

Wife has padti hai...

ADHIKARI
Ae Unlce kisko bol raha hai...

WIFE
Saamne tum ho toh tumhe hi bolega
na...keh Keh ke tang aa gayi ki
tehelne jao..lekin tumhare kaan pe
joo renge tab na...

Compounder Wife ko dekhta hai...

COMPOUNDER
Aap inki wife ho?

WIFE
Haan(dull voice)

COMPOUNDER
Mujhe laga bahu ho inki...

ADHIKARI
Bakwaas band kar aur pehle yeh bata
ki kaun si pariksha pass karke aaya
hai ki Nas nhi mil rhi

COMPOUNDER
Avi avi transfer hua hai na...adat
nhi hai

Adhikari- wife ek dusre ko dekhte hai

ADHIKARI
Kyu...pahle Kha tha

COMPOUNDER
janwaro k hospital me tha...bhaiso
ko injection lagata tha...

Wife hans padti hai

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WIFE
Fir koi dikkat nhi hai....waha
Bhaiso ko lagate the yha ghadiyal
ko laga rhe ho

Husband wife chauk kar dekhte hai.

COMPOUNDER
Apko pta hai bhabhi...Unki nas
dhundne ki jarurat nhi padti...kahi
bhi laga do...bachare chilla kar
rah jate

Adhikari hath khich leta hai.

ADHIKARI
Bhag yha se....kisi dusre
compounder ko bol lagane k liye

WIFE
Isiliye bolti hu..private Hospital
me dikhane k liye

ADHIKARI
Private kyu jau...wahan toh Sirf
shakal dikhane k 2000 lagte hai.

WIFE
Haan toh achha hai... 2000 bachane
k chakkar me nipat jaoge kisi
din....

ADHIKARI
To Tum bhi toh yhi chahti ho

WIFE
Mai chahti hu..? jab jab dikkat
hoti hai toh khud daude chale aate
ho sarkaari hospital mein...raaste
mein 15 private hospital padte
hain..unme nahi jaa sakte...

ADHIKARI
Wo hospital mere panel me nhi aate.

COMPOUNDER
Bhabhi yha bhi acha ilaj hota
hai...aap tension mat
lijiye...laiye uncle...avi laga
deta hu.

Compounder adhikari ka hath pakadta hai.

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ADHIKARI
Mujhe uncle bol rha hai aur isko
bhabhi bol rha hai....ek Lafa
marunga jamin me dhas jayega avi...

WIFE
To kya chahte ho...wo aunty bole
mujhe...mai aunty dikhti hu

COMPOUNDER
Waise apko hua kya hai?

WIFE
Bawasir hai inko...usi ka operation
karane aaye hai.

COMPOUNDER
Oho....tel Masala bahut khate
honge.

WIFE
Mai to mana karti thi....khichdi
bolti hu khane k liye...lekin inko
khichdi ka naam sunte hi...BP high
ho jata hai

ADHIKARI
Jab banane hi khichdi aati hai toh
paneer pasanda thodi khilaogi...

COMPOUNDER
Bhabhi ko sirf khichdi banane aata
hai Toh fir aapko bawasir kaise
hua?

WIFE
Jubaan jo chatori hai inki...daftar
mein mahila mitron ka laaya swadist
bhojan jo dakaarte hain...

COMPOUNDER
Uncle...budhape me ashiqi...dekh
rhi ho bhabhi

ADHIKARI
Chup hoja nhi to avi transfer karwa
dunga....Bematlab aarop mat
lagao...khayal kiya karo agal bagal
kon hai...main ek gram vikas
adhikari hoon...
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WIFE
Tumne khayal kiya....gate se lekar
yahan tak sab mujhpe dore daal rhe
hai...aur aao aisi jagah..

ADHIKARI
Haan toh hospital aane ke liye yeh
lipstick kajal powder lagaane ki
kya zaroorat thi...simple nahi aa
sakti thi tum....(plain hokar nhi
aa skti thi)

WIFE
60 ki nahi ho gayi hoon jo fashion
na karu?..maintain Kiya hai isliye
aisi hoon...

COMPOUNDER
Mantain to kiya hai bhabhi
aapne....dekh Kar hi lag rha hai.

ADHIKARI
Ae...jyada bolega to avi tang pe
tang rakh ke chir dunga...nikal yha
se....

Compounder turant bhag jata hai.

ADHIKARI (CONT'D)
Aur tum...Fir dikkat kyun ho rahi
hai jab log ghoor rahe hain
toh...enjoy Karo..

WIFE
Kaise enjoy karu...yahan Baithe 20
mint nahi hue ki tumhari tarr tarr
se main pareshan ho gayi..

ADHIKARI
Itni hi pareshani hai toh chali
jao..yahan baith ke BP kyun badha
rahi ho mera...

WIFE
Tumhara BP badhane ka shauk nahi
hai mujhe...ek baar doctor aa jaaye
mil loon fir chali jaungi...waise
bhi aaj Meena ka bday hai...

ADHIKARI
Haan haan bday mundan marriage yahi
sab toh dikhta hai..itna dhyan agar
ghar ki shaanti banane pe diya hota
toh yeh haal na hota...
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WIFE
Kya haal na hota..hain? Jab dekho
mujhe hi koste rehte ho...jaise
mere aane se pehle toh Dan
Bilzerian the....

ADHIKARI
Ashleel aadmi se meri tulna karne
ki himmat kaise hui tumhari...

Tabhi Doctor aa jata hai.

DOCTOR
Apka report aa gya hai...aap bilkul
swast hai...koi bawasir nhi hai
apko

ADHIKARI
aur ye jo mujhe 7 din se dard ho
rha hai wo...

DOCTOR
Wo kuch nhi hai.

ADHIKARI
Kuch nhi hai ka kya matlab?

DOCTOR
Matlab apko waham hai bas..aur kuch
nhi

ADHIKARI
Waham hai?...kya bakwas kar rha
hai....saaf Saaf kyu nhi bolta ki
tujhe dard samajh me nhi aa rha.

WIFE
Aur karo sarkari- sarkari....ab Ye
doctor na bol de ki mai bhi nya
hu...pahle mai saanpo ka ilaj karta

Doctor dono ko dekhta hai. Wo kuch sochta hai.

DOCTOR
Ji apki ek aur report aayi thi...wo
mujhe dekhne dijiye.

Doctor chala jata hai.

WIFE
Ho gyi tasalli...
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ADHIKARI
Are tumhe kya pta..ye hospital
azadi se pahle ka hai....gandhi
Ji..nehru ji sabka ilaj yhi hua
tha....ye Private to tab paida bhi
nhi hue the.

WIFE
Haan sahi baat hai...unpe to mala
chad hi gya hai..tumhare pe bhi naa
chad jaye.

ADHIKARI
Haan yhi manao tum yha baith kar.

Tabhi doctor aa jata hai. uske hath me report hoti hai.

DOCTOR
Ji apko bawasir to nhi hai..lekin
cancer ka third stage hai...aur ise
ab thik karna bhi mumkin nhi hai.

Adhikari ki aankhe badi ho jati hai....wife Bhi hairan hokar

dekhti hai...wife turant apne purse se ek chequebook nikalti
hai.

WIFE
Suno ye sare cheque pe sign kar
do..aur jaldi batao ki wasihat
kiske naam hai.

Adhikari hairan hokar dekhta hai.

ADHIKARI
Are pagal aurat..chup hoja.

WIFE
Dekho is se pahle kuch jo ho
jaye...mujhe apne bhawisya ki
chinta ho rhi hai.

ADHIKARI
Ae doctor..kyu pagal bna rha hai.

DOCTOR
ji ye to report bta rhi hai...

WIFE
Are tum wo choro..mere Naam bas tum
wasihat kar do.
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ADHIKARI
Chup karo...bas lootne me dimag
laga hua hai...pati ko cancer ho
gya uska dukh nhi hai.

WIFE
Ab dukhi ho kar kya faida....thik
To tum ho nhi skte.

ADHIKARI
Haan..tum to sadi se hi chahti thi
ki kab meri jaijaad luto...itni
asani se lootne nhi dunga.

WIFE
Are kitni jaijad hai hi
tumhari...us Se jyada to mai lekar
aayi thi..

ADHIKARI
Huh..mai lekar aayi thi.!...4 baksa
ko jaijaad nhi bolte

WIFE
Baate mat ghumao...mujhe apne bacha
ka bhawisya kharab nhi karna....ek
Kagaj pe likh kar de do..ki tumhare
jane k bad tumahre bete ko gram
vikas adhikari ka pad de diya jaye.

ADHIKARI
wo gadha...chaprasi banne layak nhi
hai...badi Aayi gram vikas adhikari
banane..aur ab main private
hospital jaunga..

Wife chauk jaati hai..

WIFE
Pagal ho gaye ho kya! Cancer hai
tumhe private hospital gaye toh
kachhe tak bik jaayenge tumhare..

DOCTOR
Sahi keh rahi hain behenji..aap
yahan 2-4 saal ruko main theek kar
dunga aapka..

ADHIKARI
Bakwaas mat kar doctor..mere liye
paise se jaroori meri jaan hai...
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WIFE
Arre usse jaroori dimaag hai jo
tumhari khopdi mein nahi hai..main
kehti hoon ghar chalo jitne din
bache hain main sewa karungi
tumhari..

ADHIKARI
Ki hai tumne sewa 25 saal jiska fal
aaj mil gaya mujhe...ab aur sewa
nahi karwani maaf karo mujhe..

DOCTOR
Bhaisaab aap gussa mat kariye
critical condition hai aapki aur
main chahta hoon ki yeh case ab
main dekhu..toh aap ghar se kapde
latte mangwa lijiye main iss khatre
se khelne ke liye taiyaar hoon..

ADHIKARI
Tere khatre se khelne ke chakkar
mein kahin mera balidaan ho gaya
toh kon jawaab dega..main ek gram
vikas adhikari hoon 55 hazaar
kamata hoon tata sumo se chalta
hoon log daftar mein thar thar
kaapte hain mujhse..yeh dialogue
kon maarega...

WIFE
Arre dialogue aur video se badh ke
bhi toh jindagi hoti hai..jab paisa
hi luta doge private mein toh hum
maa bete kya bheekh maangenge sadko
pe..

DOCTOR
Yeh naubat nahi aayegi behenji main
hoon na...

ADHIKARI
Tu hai isi ka toh darr hai...tu
mujhe Yamraj nazar aa raha
hai..agar aur 10 minute yahan ruka
toh main parlok sidhar jaunga...

Adhikar jhola utha ke chal deta hai....wife Jaldi jaldi apna

samaan pack karti hai...

WIFE
Arre main kehti hoon ruk jao...
kangla karne ki kasam kha ke aaye
the kya meri jindagi mein...
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Wife bhi nikal jaati hai...

DOCTOR
Arre meri zindagi ka pehla
khatarnaak case toh handle kar lene
do mujhe...o uncle...ek minute toh
sahi...

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