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NURSERY

ADHIKARI WIFE AND SUSHILA AAJ PAUDHE KHARIDNE NURSERY ME GAYE

HAIN.

Ramesh unko nursery ghuma rha hai.

RAMESH
dekhiye idhar pura gulab ki varity
hai, ye idhar apke indoor plants
ha....ghar Ki hawa ek dam swach
rakhte hai, idhar apka balcony
wala...chote Se gamle me lag jate
hai aur phool aisa khilta hai ki
padosi dekhte rah jate hai...ye
Idhar bathroom me lagane wale
plant. Tatti pesab sabki badbu ye
apni khusbu se bhaga dete hai....

Wife piche ruk kar gulab sunghne lagti hai. Tabhi adhikari ki
nazar wife pe padti hai.

ADHIKARI
Itna bhi mat sungho....kida Naak me
ghush gya...to naachti firogi

Wife ka expression khusi se gusse me badal jata hai, gulab k

phool ko chor wo adhikari ko dekhti hai.

WIFE
Itne khubsurat bagiche me aa kar
bhi tumhare naak pe gussa hi chada
hua hai.

SUSHILA
Bhabhi...bagicha nhi nursery kahte
hai ise...yha log paudhe khareedne
aate hain.

ADHIKARI
Huh...inko to nanihal ka aam bagan
lag rha hai..

Adhikari idhar udhar awaj lagata hai. Wife gusse me dekhti

hai.

RAMESH
To Bataiye koun koun sa paudha de
du apko.

Tino ek sath alag alag naam lete hain.

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ADHIKARI
Hari sabjiyo k beej dikhao

WIFE
Phoolon k paudhe dikhao

SUSHILA
Aelo vera ka paudha dikhao.

Sab ek dusre ko dekhte hain.

ADHIKARI
Suno! Tum hari sabjio k beej
dikhao.

RAMESH
Sabjiyo k beej to....

WIFE
Arre Log ghar me alag alag phool
lagate hain...sabji koun lagata hai

ADHIKARI
Bajaar jaa kar dekha hai
tumne....sabjio K bhaw asman chhoo
rhe hai...

SUSHILA
Sahi keh rahe hain bhaiya...phool
to log dikhawe ke liye lagate
hai....

WIFE
Achha! To ab kya ghar me sabji
mandi lagegi....

ADHIKARI
Sabji mandi kyu lagegi...mai ab
Apni sabji khud ugaunga..baigan,
bhindi, tinde, todi, adrak, lahsun
sab kuch..

WIFE
Kahan ugaoge?...apne sar pe!

SUSHILA
Kyun bhabhi... ghar ka chaukor
aangan kab kaam aayega!

RAMESH
Ek minute...aap log ghar se soch
kar nhi aaye kya?
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 3.

RAMESH (CONT'D)
Pahle apas me hi vichar kar
lijiye..fir bula lijiyega...jalta
chilam chor kar aaya hoon...

Ramesh jane lagta hai...tabhi wife bolti hai.

WIFE
Suno Bhaiya..aap ek money plant de
do.

RAMESH
Kitne wala de du madam...

WIFE
Kitne wala hai.

RAMESH
50, 100, 150, 200, har range me
hai.

Adhikari money plant ko dekha hai.

ADHIKARI
Ye koun sa saag hai...sabji mandi
me to aaj tak nhi dekha...

WIFE
Saag nhi hai ye.

ADHIKARI
Toh kya hai?

SUSHILA
Bhaiya money plant hai ye. Paise
wala paudha.

ADHIKARI
Paise wala paudha..! Mai ek gram
vikas adhikari hu, mahine bhar
mehnat karta hu tab 55,000 rupay
kamata hu..aur yha paise ka ped bik
rha hai.

Wife hans padti hai.

WIFE
Naam hai moneyplant...paise nhi
ugte ispe

ADHIKARI
Fir kyu le rhi ho ise.
 4.

RAMESH
Bhaisahab ghar me sukh samridhi
aati hai....dhan daulat me
badhotari hoti hai.

ADHIKARI
Jisko din raat bas ladai hi karni
ho wo paudha lagakar sukh samridhi
dhundh rha hai.

SUSHILA
Sukh ramridhi achhe vyahwaar se
aati hai..ped paudho se nhi

WIFE
Kam se kam mai kosish to kar rhi
hoon...tum To yha aa kar bhi taane
dene me lage ho.

RAMESH
aap log to yhi suru ho gaye...aap
logo k liye ye paudha bahut jaruri
hai...wo 1 2 nhi ek darjan
lagega...ghar k har kone me ek laga
dijiyega.

Ramesh money plant utha kar pack karne lagta hai.

ADHIKARI
Na na...ye ghas phus nhi
chahiye....tu Sabji dikha...wo lena
hai.

WIFE
Kya tumne sabzi ki ratt laga rakhi
hai...ye Le jayenge to ghar kitna
acha lagega.

SUSHILA
Nhi bhaiya...aap sabji hi lo....kam
Se kam sabji ka paisa to bachega.

Wife ye sun kr sushila ko aankh dikhati hai.

WIFE
De do bhaiya..bhai bahan ko aalu
baigan, kaddu sabka beej do inhe

RAMESH
Sir sabji choro aap paudhe
dekho...ek Se badh kar ek paudhe
hai yha pe.
 5.

ADHIKARI
nhi nhi, tum bas sabji dikhao

WIFE
Aur sabji ugayega koun.

ADHIKARI
Tum ugaogi...shaadi sirf ghode bech
kar ke sone ke liye nahi ki hai
maine..

WIFE
Acha..toh mere papa ne tumse sadi
sabji ugwaane ke liye nahi
ki...samjhe!

SUSHILA
Huh...fir se suru ho gya...papa,
maike. Bhabhi kabhi to aap chor do
apne papa ka naam lena.

WIFE
Kyu chor du..aur Tujhe itni padi
hai to tu sabji uga lena...tu bhi
toh bhais ki tarah padi rehti hai
dinbhar...

SUSHILA
Mujhe kheti karna nahi
aata...samjhi aap!

WIFE
To mai kya agricuture me Phd kar k
aayi hu.

ADHIKARI
Kheti karne k liye phd ki jarurat
nhi hoti. Phawda chalane aana
chaiye..

Wife gusse me adhikari ko dekhti hai...sushila hans padti

hai.

WIFE
Aisa hai....yha Se ek sabji ka beej
ghar nhi jayega...aur gyi to...isi
phawde se sari sabji ukhad dungi.

ADHIKARI
Shuru ho gaya naatak tumhara..
 6.

WIFE
Maine nahi shuru kiya..aur ab tum
beej lekar dikhao....bhaiya Aap
gulab k phool dikhao...ab Yha se
phool jayenge.

ADHIKARI
Huh...dikha do...kante jaisi aurat
ko gulab ka phool.

RAMESH
Ye dekho aap...safed gulab, gulabi
gulab, laal gulab, aur ye kala
gulab bhi hai..

Wife ki najar pas rakhe chinise orange pe padti hai.

WIFE
Bhaiya..ye Santra ka ped hai kya.

RAMESH
haan g madam...chinise orange bolte
hai ise..living Room me bahut acha
lagega.

ADHIKARI
Chinise orange..! bharat me rah kar
tu china ka paudha bech rha
hai...tere Jaise logo ki wajah se
ye china wale ek din pura bharat
hadap lenge...modi ji ko bta diya
to tera ye khet khudwa denge.

RAMESH
Pahli baat to yeh ki yeh Khet nhi
nursery hai ye..aur Ye china se nhi
aaya..naam hai iska....aur jao jis
se btana ho bta do aap...mera bhi
chacha paarshad hai..dekhte hai
koun ek paudha bhi chhoota hai.

WIFE
Bhaiya inko choro aap...ye To har
baat me modi ji ko lekar aa jate
hai....aap Iska rate batao.

ADHIKARI
Ek baar bol diya ki Chinise naam ka
koi bhi samaan ghar nhi jayega

WIFE
Are ye paudha hai bas...dekho Kitna
acha lag rha hai...chote chote
santre
 7.

SUSHILA
Kya faida in chote santro ka jab
kha hi nhi sakte..

WIFE
Tujhe to bas khane ki padi rahti
hai sushila...kuch to chor de is
dharti pe.

ADHIKARI
Kya galat bol rhi hai..na Ye fal
hai na ye phool....na inka aachar
daal skte hai na inka juice bna
skte hai....kisi Kaam k hai ye
chinise..china jaise chote kad k
santra.

SUSHILA
Bhabhi ko to bas faltu chijo pe hi
paisa lagana hota hai...kabhi money
plant to kabhi ye...are aise kuch
lo jiska kuch faida ho.

WIFE
Haan to Sushila rani.. tu hi bta de
kya lena chahiye...jisme Sirf faida
hi ho.

RAMESH
Ab ye bhi nhi lena...

WIFE
Rahne do bhaiya...ye log fashion
nhi jante.

RAMESH
Hume pta chal gya...aap logo ko
kuch nhi lena hai...ghar Me aap sab
faltu baithe the...yha Time pass
karne aa gye.

SUSHILA
Are nhi nhi bhaiya...lena hai hume

RAMESH
Are kya lena hai....tab Se bas lade
jaa rhe hain..ye bhai sahab har
baat naak hi fula rahta hai, ye
bhabhi ji ladai k liye tyar hi
baithi hai aur aap ho ki aag me
ghee daale jaa rhe ho.....ghar pe
lad lad k thak gye the kya jo ab
nursery me ladne chale aaye.
 8.

ADHIKARI
Ae maali...mai ek gram vikas
adhikari hu...mahine k 55000 rupay
kamata hu, tata sumo se chalta hu,
office me sab thar thar kampte
hai....agar aawaz oochi ki toh
taang pe taang rakh ke cheer
dunga...

RAMESH
Mai gram vikas adhikari nhi hu mai
ek mali hu, mahine k 2 lakh kamata
hu, tum tata sumo se chalte ho to
mai beleno se chalta hu..is nursery
k piche bhi chaar plot hai....aur
main koi baans nahi hoon jo cheer
doge...mere bas ka nahi hai tum
logo ki tamanna poori kar
paana...jab mahabharat khatam ho
jaaye toh bula lena mujhe..bohni
Mat kharab karo mera yha par.

Ramesh chala jaata hai...

WIFE
Baap ka maal samajhte ho kya har
kisi ko jo dhamkaane lagte ho...

SUSHILA
Bhabhi galti uski thi...aap bhaiya
ko bol rahi ho..

WIFE
Galti toh meri hai jo main akeli
nahi aayi yahan

ADHIKARI
Haan haan ghumayi ke siwa kuchh
aata thodi hai tumhe...din Mein so
lo shaam mein ghoom lo

WIFE
Sab tumhe hi toh aata hai main toh
baklol hoon na...

SUSHILA
Ab aap baat badha rahi ho bhabhi..

ADHIKARI
Sukh samridhi toh badha nahi sakti
toh ladai jhagda hi toh badhayegi
yeh aurat..
 9.

SUSHILA
Aapne bahot dheel de rakhi hai
bhaiya

WIFE
Main koi patang maanjha nahi hoon
jo tumhare bhaiya dheel denge...aur
sukar manao ki dhakka dekar nahi
bhagaya usne...

ADHIKARI
Ek gram vikas adhikari ko koi
dhakka nahi de sakta...

WIFE
Dhakka chhodo wo toh beej aur
paudhe bhi nahi de sakta...lekin
main jo thaan ke aayi hoon wo kar
ke rahungi...

Wife Chineese santra utha leti hai...

WIFE (CONT'D)
Tum apna khet ugao main toh
chali...

Wife nikal jaati hai...Sushila ki nazar aloe vera pe padti

hai...

SUSHILA
Bhabhi agar apne mann ka karengi
toh main bhi apne mann ka karungi
bhaiya...

Sushila aloe vera ka paudha utha leti hai...aur chal deti

hai..yeh dekh ke Ramesh bhaag ke aata hai...

RAMESH
(Ramesh ke POV se) ek chineese
santra ek aloevera...300 rupay dedo
adhikari ji.

Sushila, wife chale jate hai.

ADHIKARI
Tum pahle sabji k beej de.

RAMESH
Are tabse samjhane ki kosis kar rha
hu...nhi milti yha pe....beej
Bhandar me milti hai..
 10.

ADHIKARI
To kyu ye itna bada khet khol kar
baitha hai...bewkuf Kahi ka

Adhikari turant waha se chala jata hai.

RAMESH
Sala gazab bakchod family
hai...bohni kharab kar diya
pura.....

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