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Presentation: Welcome to our very first stage adaptation from the film Alice in Wonderland; a 2010
American dark fantasy film directed by Tim Burton from a screenplay written by Linda Woolverton. We
hope you enjoy a story filled with talking animals, villainous queens and knights, and many more curious
creatures, let’s start.
Narrator: Since childhood, Alice Kingsleigh has been having strange dreams filled with unusual
creatures, but when she’s nearly 20 years old she runs away from a fancy party upon the expectation
of accepting a proposal and finds herself in Underland. There, according to an ancient document, the
Frabjous Day is arriving where it is foretold that Alice will slay the Jabberwocky. However, Alice believes
the whole thing to be a dream.
Scene 1
ALICE: Curiouser and curiouser.
WHITE RABBIT: I told you she's the right Alice.
THE DORMOUSE: I'm not convinced.
WHITE RABBIT: How is that for gratitude? I've been up there for weeks trailing one Alice after the next!
And I was almost eaten by other animals! Can you imagine?
TWEEDLEDEE She doesn't look anything like herself.
THE DORMOUSE: That's because she's the wrong Alice.
TWEEDLEDEE And if she was, she might be.
TWEEDLEDUM But if she isn't, she ain't.
TWEEDLEDEE But if she were so, she would be.
TWEEDLEDUM But she isn't. Nohow.
ALICE How can I be the "wrong Alice" when it's my dream? And who are you, if I may ask.
TWEEDLEDEE I'm Tweedleehe's Tweedledum.
TWEEDLEDUM Contrariwise. I'm Tweedledum he's Tweedledee.
THE DORMOUSE We should consult Absolem.
WHITE RABBIT Exactly. Absolem will know who she is.
TWEEDLEDEE I'll escort you.
TWEEDLEDUM It's not being your turn.
TWEEDLEDEE Leave off!
TWEEDLEDUM Let go!
ALICE Are they always this way?
WHITE RABBIT Family trait. You can both escort her.
Scene 3
MAD HATTER It’s you. *
THE DORMOUSE No, it’s not. McTwisp brought us the wrong Alice.
MAD HATTER It’s absolutely Alice. You’re * absolutely Alice! I’d know you anywhere. I’d know him
anywhere.
MAD HATTER Well, as you can see we’re still * having tea. It’s all because I was * obliged to kill Time
waiting for your * return (riturn). You’re (YUR) terribly late.
ALICE Time can be funny in dreams.
MAD HATTER Yes yes, of course. But now you are * back, you see, and we need to get on * to the
Frabjous day. I’m (AIM) investigating * things that begin with the letter M. Have you any idea why a
raven is like * a writing desk? *
HATTER/HARE/DORMOUSE Down with the (Withda) Bloody Big Head!
ALICE Sorry?
CHESHIRE CAT “Down with the Bloody Big Head”. Bloody Big Head being the Red Queen.
CHESIRE CAT All this talk of blood and slaying has put me off my tea.
MAD HATTER The entire world is faling to ruin * and poor Chessur’s off his tea.
CHESIRE CAT What happened that day was not my fault!
MAD HATTER You ran out on them to save your own skin!
CHESIRE CAT What’s wrong with you, Tarrant? You used to be the life of the party. You used to do
the best Futterwacken in all of Witzend.
ALICE Futter...?
THE DORMOUSE It’s a dance.
MAD HATTER On the Frabjous day, when the White Queen once again wears the crown, On that day,
I’ll Futterwacken... Vigorously. *
MARCH HARE What? The Knave! Hide her!
MAD HATTER Drink this.
ALICE Oh no...
}RED QUEEN Where are my Fatboys? You must meet them! Fatboys!
RED QUEEN (CONT’D) There they are! Aren’t they adorable? And they have the oddest way of
speaking. Speak boys. Amuse us.
RED QUEEN (CONT’D) Speak!
TWEEDLEDUM Is that being...?
TWEEDLEDEE No, it isn’t. Not a bit.
TWEEDLEDUM Contrariwise, I believe it is so...
TWEEDLEDEE No! It ain’t so. Nohow!
RED QUEEN I love my Fatboys. Now get out.
RED QUEEN We know Alice has returned to Underland. Do you know where she is?
MAD HATTER I’ve been considering things that * begin with the letter “m”: moron, mutiny, murder,
malice...
RED QUEEN Were looking for an “A” word now. Where is Alice?
MAD HATTER Who? That wee little boy? I wouldn’t * know. *
RED QUEEN What if I take off your head, will you know then?
RED QUEEN Stop that.
MAD HATTER My, what a regrettably large head you * have. I should very much like to hat * it.
RED QUEEN Hat it?
MAD HATTER Yes, I used to hat the White Queen, * you know, but there wasn’t very much * for me to
work with, poor dear. Her * head is so small.
RED QUEEN It’s tiny, a pimple of a head.
MAD HATTER But this... What I could do with * this, monument, this orb. Nay, this * magnificently
heroic globe! *
RED QUEEN What could you do?
RED QUEEN (CONT’D) Unbind him, Stayne! How can he work if his hands are bound?
Narrator: The Hatter is brought before the Queen and Alice, and is at first intended to be beheaded.
However, the Hatter manages to stall for time, by requesting that he make the Queen a hat for her
enormous head.
Alice soon after finds out that the vorpal sword is on the grounds of the castle, but is locked away in a
chest in the quarters of the Bandersnatch.
After procuring the plucked eye from the Dormouse (who has broken into the castle to free the Hatter),
Alice manages to return the eye to the creature. This allows her to gain access to the sword. Alice goes
to the Hatter's room, and finds the Dormouse there.
Scene 5
THE DORMOUSE Run! Alice!
KNAVE OF HEARTS Alice?
HATTER RUN!
KNAVE OF HEARTS SEIZE HER!
Narrator: Alice manages to escape into the courtyard, where the Bandersnatch helps her escape from
the castle and together they head for the White Queen's castle.
Scene 6
KNAVE OF HEARTS Majesty, Alice has escaped.
KNAVE OF HEARTS On the Bandersnatch.
KNAVE OF HEARTS With the Vorpal Sword.
RED QUEEN How could you let this happen?
KNAVE OF HEARTS I may have underestimated her. But we have her conspirators. The Hatter and a
Dormouse.
RED QUEEN Off with their heads!
Narrator: The Red Queen then orders that the Hatter and the Dormouse be executed the next day.
However, the Cheshire Cat uses his trickery to take on the guise of the Hatter, and allows the Hatter,
Dormouse, the White Rabbit and the Tweedles to escape. They all soon meet up at the White Queen's
castle, where the Queen has used her potions knowledge to shrink Alice to normal size.
Scene 7
WHITE QUEEN Welcome to Marmoreal
WHITE QUEEN The Vorpal Sword is home again. The armor is complete. Now all we need is a
champion.
WHITE QUEEN You’re a little taller than I thought you’d be.
ALICE Blame it on too much Upelkuchen.
WHITE QUEEN Come with me.
ALICE Is the March Hare around?
MARCH HARE You’re late for your soup!
ALICE Could use some salt.
WHITE QUEEN Pishalver. Let me think. Two cups grape juice,, a pinch of wormfat.,a teaspoon
vanilla...urine of the horsefly, buttered finger. My sister preferred to study Dominion Over Living Things.
Tell me, how does she seem to you?
ALICE Perfectly horrid.
WHITE QUEEN I think she may have some kind of growth in there...something pressing on her brain.
...three coins from a dead man’s pocket, two tablespoons of Wishful Thinking...
ALICE You can’t imagine the things that go on in that place.
WHITE QUEEN Oh yes, I can. But when a champion steps forth to slay the Jabberwocky, the people
will rise against her.
WHITE QUEEN (CONT’D) Feel better?
ALICE Much. Thank you.
WHITE QUEEN There’s someone here who would like to speak with you.
ALICE Absolem?
THE CATERPILLAR Who are you?
ALICE I thought we’d settled this. I’m Alice...but not that one
THE CATERPILLAR How do you know?.
ALICE You said so yourself.
THE CATERPILLAR I said you were Not Hardly Alice. But you’re much more her now. In fact, you’re
Almost Alice.
ALICE Even so, I couldn’t slay the Jabberwocky if my life depended on it.
THE CATERPILLAR It will. So I suggest you keep the Vorpal Sword on hand when the Frabjous Day
arrives.
ALICE You seem so real. Sometimes, I forget that this is all a dream.
Narrator: The next day then dawns...the Frabjous day. Almost everyone is willing to take up arms for
the White Queen. However, she hopes that Alice will fulfill the prophecy, but Alice rushes off to the
Queen's garden, still upset over everyone pushing her into this task. It is there she encounters Absolom,
cocooning himself
Scene 8
WHITE RABBIT Who will step forth to be champion for the White Queen?
MAD HATTER That would be I!
CHESHIRE CAT You have very poor evaporating skills. I should be the one.
THE DORMOUSE I will do it
TWEEDLEDUM No, me!.
TWEEDLEDEE No, me!
(Conejo desenrrolla el oraculo jiji)
TWEEDLEDUM No other slayer, nohow.
TWEEDLEDEE If it ain’t Alice, he ain’t dead.
WHITE QUEEN Alice, you cannot live your life to please others. The choice must be yours because
when you step out to face that creature, you will step out alone.