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Despite being a simple guy with a large boner and a high tolerance for bad sex, I was tested
on this site like few others have. In the end, after overcoming all the obstacles placed before
me, I was able to have the cum release I needed, and here is my review of HotClassicPorn.

Call me crazy, but believes if you claim to be a porn site, you have to at least give the
audience a little taste of the action. It's true that I often talk about my enormous cock and
being able to satisfy four girls at once, and I do it frequently, so it's easy for me to remember.
But when you hear HotClassicPorn, you’d think you are in for a special intro to very steaming
vintage porn, and you will be sorely disappointed.

Honestly, the homepage looks like a hot mess, but it's not the kind of cum mess you would
leave on a cheating stay-at-home wife who has been starved of good cock bashing by her
husband. I know the idea is to give the site a retro feel and to add class, but was so
unimpressed with what I was viewing that I nearly yelled out. 

The top left had a HotClassicPorn.com logo with a Tubes tab beside it. Clicking the Tubes
tab will open a blank screen with some vintage classic porn categories, and selecting any of
the categories will show you a list of videos that you can’t watch on the site. Just like a fake
viagra pill that, rather than giving you a stiff cock, gives you a stiff ass, you get disappointed
here too.

Probably the only part of this site that woke my cock back up was the Tags tab when I
clicked it. This tab contained an extensive collection of porn categories, from all holes to
vixen porn. 

is a pretty generous giver. Ask the ladies, because if their pussies could talk, they would tell
you stories of wonderful hardcore creamy satisfaction. So disappointing me is a huge task,
that is why my rage at HotClassicPorn is fury red fiery flames of anger. There is a row of
very average classic porn movies on the homepage, and boy, do they look average. But for
the sake of not wasting a boner, I selected one, and I mean, after mentally blocking and
ignoring all the pop-up ads when I clicked on a video. Pressing the play button on any video I
choose will redirect me to another site where you have to register and pay to watch the
video. 
 What a colossal waste of space this site has been. You’d see the porn gallery with all the
clothed porn thumbnails, and yet if that doesn't disappoint you enough, you get ads below
too. It is like a pussy filled with chlamydia, as every video is a tease and you can't stream or
download anything from the site.