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August 24th - September 7th
Drinking
on the
Cheap pg3
I’m a student at USC and bulb fixed and try to get back derful article on Norman
JOE FOTALLATE
there’s nothing I like more on the wagon. Rockwell. We’re sure the
JOE@COLUMBIACITYPAPER.COM
than to go down to 5-points We hope you’re taking State Museum thanked you EDITOR
and get fired up on beer. It care of yourself, much more in dollar signs COREY HUTCHINS
used to be such a pretty place, Columbia City Paper than we ever could in words.
COREY@COLUMBIACITYPAPER.COM
Dr. Seuss nightmare. And traffic light and see brake Dear Columbia Star,
ARTS & ENTERTAINMENT
after a handful of mushrooms lights even if the light is We just didn’t want to
EDITOR
let me tell you - it doesn’t get green? Why do you think that leave you out. We actualy
BRIAN RAY
any better. After a few Beam happens? We don’t know, but enjoy your paper for what it is,
BRIAN@COLUMBIACITYPAPER.COM
and Cokes a regular walk if we counted all the letters we it hits any of the 50+ age
INVESTIGATIVE REPORTER
down Harden Street turns into get asking us to do an article group The State misses.
DAVID AXE
a sidewalk tight rope gauntlet on bad driving in Columbia, Seriously though, you do a
DAVID@COLUMBIACITYPAPER.COM
between the Wall of Beggers we’d be forced to actually use good job covering local feel- LEGAL DEPARTMENT
in the College Mart parking lot the calculators on our cell good events and there is cer- ZANDER@COLUMBIACITYPAPER.COM
and a six foot crater in the phones. Even the pizza deliv- tianly a market for it. You have
street with spiked rebar and ery guys in town are complain- great local news briefs and it’s
GENERAL SALES MANGER
jagged concrete at the bottom. ing. So I guess all we can say the best place for cheap
PAUL BLAKE
So please hurry with your is that if the light’s not red just legals. All we ask is that you
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look forward to day 5-Points pedal. and we’ll grab The Star for our
PRODUCTION MANAGER
will return itself from a bulldoz- This is not a public service grand parents.
TRENHOLM NINESTEIN
the college petting zoo that it Columbia City Paper Columbia City Paper CARTOONS
used to be. Here’s to thin
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beards, palm trees, silk shirts
TED RALL
and Coronas all over the Dear Lou Holtz, (wherever you
place. are), Dear incoming USC students,
COLUMNIST
TED RALL
Cheers, Even though every USC If you haven’t already real- TED@COLUMBIACITYPAPER.COM
Columbia City Paper student and alumnus loved ized, this town is a playground
you like Jesus - until the end for college kids. Where else
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CRYSTAL FAULKER
about you. I know if I’d spent hospitality they warned you on the weekend, no worries,
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my whole life amassing a for- about when you came all the the jail is right behind the foot- ADOLPHUS SCHULTZ
tune to someday have my way down here from Michigan. ball stadium so you’ll always
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name in light-up block letters The next time we see you in be able to find a player who
across the edifice of an office the bar we’ll buy you a shot of can give you a lift to the game. NOW HIRING INTERNS FOR:
building, I’d want it to look per- 151 just for having to deal with Have fun this year and SALES
fect all the time. Even the time the people you put up with all whatever you do, don’t let
one of our interns got drunk in last year. school get in the way of your DESIGN
Vegas and did the “project See you at the 19th hole, education. DATES
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citypaper Columbia AUGUST 24, 2005 3
Bridge.
“A good bet for Tuesday is Taco
Tuesday at The Whig (corner of
Main and Gervais). For only fifty-
cents you can get a taco, either beef
or black bean (for veg-heads), and
for another buck fifty you can get a
can of Schlitz. Malt liquor not your
style? Then shell out an extra fifty
cents for a bottle of Pabst Blue
Ribbon. Tequila is also on special at
$2.50 – about the cheapest in town,”
he said.
“There is an ongoing taco con-
test which last I heard was at forty
tacos. Good luck beating that,”
Childers says. “And be sure to
check out the jukebox which con-
tains a pretty extensive collection of
music from Dinosaur Jr. to Gang of
Four.”
After every third taco over the
record treat yourself to a shot of
tequila on the house. Just clean up
your mess in the bathroom, rookies.
Story by Corey Hutchins “For one of the strangest events
every week in Columbia, check out
Art Bar for Mr. B’s Goodtime
Karaoke Explosion. Local music
celebrity Chris Bickel (of Guyana
Punchline and In/Humanity fame)
hosts this night of karaoke debauch-
ery where anything goes – and that
includes clothing,” Childers says.
“Columbia Beet” scene growing in the Columbia under- Monday, usually a sleepy night for “The song selection is varied.
writer, Hardy Childers, ground.
“Talking to people around town
most people, but it certainly doesn’t
have to be.”
You could belt out The Smiths or wail
takes us on a one-week
away on Journey. You can get a bot-
I’ve quickly found that a lot of people “New Brookland Tavern hosts tle of Pabst Blue Ribbon or Miller
trip of Columbia’s have no clue about what’s going on Rock ‘n Roll Monday, a night of High Life for $1.75 or get smashed
best dive bars. in our city except that there’s a lot of dirty rock ‘n roll and lots of drinking. off house liquor for $2.50.”
college bars in 5-Points,” he said as After 11pm, when the early show has Thursdays are tough, Childers
he drank from a bottle of PBR. been cleared, the party begins. The says. The college bars are the main
After entering the Art Bar, col-
Columbia is a party city. It’s main draw besides the music and draw on Thursdays with most of the
ored strobe lights cut through the
home to a huge college and nearly the regulars is the house liquor price big ones holding College Nights with
smoke and alcoholic haze like any
40,000 students and young profes- - an astounding $1.75. If you don’t bikini and wet tee shirt contests.
NYC after-hours disco bar on a bad
sionals. Drive down Gervais or mind bottom shelf, then bottoms up. Nothing like throwing handfuls of
night of stolen hallucinogenics. The
Harden Street and you’ll see the If beer is more of your thing then go bologna on half naked college coeds
walls are bright electric from the
endless neon sea of beer signs until for a $1.75 Budweiser also on spe- and winning prizes for it with the
black lights; a light projection screen
two in the morning on any given cial. I’ve been told that the New Girls Gone Wild camera crew as the
plays scenes from Timothy Leary’s
night. Even MTV has immortalized Brookland Tavern has extended only thing missing.
worst acid nightmare and a wall of
the Knock Knock Club on the these specials to Tuesday and Get out the fake ID’s, give your
mechanical robots dance in the cor-
microfiche of our Road Rules Wednesday nights too,” Childers liver a break from Highlife and
ner. With the flash of the light show,
Campus Invasion culture. said. splurge on a Corona but don’t forget
with the spaced out guitars and psy-
But Columbia also has its own New Brookland Tavern is just the lime. Get out your silk shirts, mini
chedelic interior and the mind bend-
unique nightlife and a list of bars and over the Gervais Street bridge in the skirts and dancing shoes. For one
ing realization that gravity still works
clubs that are more off the radar. And up and coming hipster part of town night only, go ahead and pop that
here, the Art Bar is what bars will
what they have to offer is something known as the Vista West. Park your collar. We don’t need to name these
someday look like on Mars.
everyone should take a shot at. car on the street for free or take the places, just follow the SUV motor-
But that’s why you go there, and
“This guide’s mission is to help dollar “drunk trolley” from the cam- cade from the Greek Village.
nobody knows better than Hardy
dispel the age-old myth that there’s pus area. With the backdrop of
Childers, creator of the Columbia
nothing to do in Columbia,” said Columbia’s skyline behind you just
Beet, a Web Site dedicated to what’s
Childers. “We’ll begin our week on pretend you’re crossing the Brooklyn Continued on pg12
4 AUGUST 24, 2005 Columbia citypaper
On the Rag
Story by Corey Hutchins
COLUMBIA, S.C. — A local pho- intense at times, but I have worked “I have been very explicit about The publication of Miller’s photos
tographer is suing Snitch in federal with many creative types and am the rights that were granted for the on the Web site and the broadcast
district court. used to dealing with quirky people.” shooting fee,” Miller said. on an evening newscast by WLTX, is
The lawsuit involving the weekly One of the three photos Miller is Another photograph Miller is “outside the scope of the license
Columbia rag comes after Mary- suing about is a photograph on the suing Snitch over is one she took of granted by Miller and infringed on
Louise Miller, a professional photog- Snitch South Carolina website and a PSC chairman Mignon Clyburn at a her copyrights,” says Baker, Ravenel
rapher, said the newspaper infringed WLTX broadcast of a photo she took Public Service Commission meeting. & Bender, L.L.P, the law firm Miller
on her copyrights of photographs chose to represent her in the federal
she took for Snitch and their use of suit against Snitch.
her material. After the first publication of
Miller was hired by Snitch in Miller’s photos in Snitch, the defen-
April, June and July of 2004 to pho- dants infringed on her copyrights by
tograph people and locations to be reproducing, distributing, and dis-
used in printed editions of the news- playing the photographs without
paper, but says that the photos were Miller’s permission, license or con-
licensed for a one-time use only by sent, read a June 27, 2005 complaint
the publication, in printed form, she issued to the newspaper by Miller’s
wrote in multiple letters to Snitch edi- attorneys.
tor Jerry Adams. Miller’s attorneys also say that
“Permission was granted for the she is willing to accept $45,000.00
one-time use [of] my photographic from the Columbia Snitch franchise
images in the print edition only of the in order to fully settle her claims. A
SC Snitch,” Miller wrote in a July 20, normal copyright infringement
2004 letter. “This permission did not charge can be $150,000.00 per vio-
translate to any other form of publi- lation if ruled so in court.
cation and does not include any pro- The defendants listed in the
fessional courtesies.” case are Jerry Adams, Jim Shine,
Miller worked “without a signed of then executive director of the “[Miller] used borrowed digital Vigilante Press LLC, Snitch LLC,
freelance contract and through a Public Service Commission (PSC), equipment for that assignment and Snitch Franchising LLC and Snitch
series of telephone conversations Bruce Duke, who resigned after had to read the manual to figure out Holdings LLC.
and verbal agreements,” Jerry Snitch’s publication of an investiga- how to use the camera,” Adams said.
Adams said. “I knew that [Miller] tive story on him involving resume “I thought that was quite unprofes-
could be difficult and was a bit fraud. sional.”
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dance music, pop culture, and elec- day, but when the sun goes down get
DRINKING tro bliss,” it’s where you can dance to ready to go find a S.I.N party if you
the tunes on WUSC-DJ, Peter work in the service industry and want
ON THE Adolphson’s, iPod. If dancing isn’t specials.
your thing then find a rock show at “Everything is still open so why
CHEAP New Brookland Tavern or an open-
ing night for an art show, which usu-
stop now if you’ve gone this far,”
says Childers. “There’s no specific
con’t ally includes free wine and beer.” events that happen weekly on this
“Much like Friday, Saturdays are day but that shouldn’t stop you from
If College Nights aren’t for you, the action nights in the soda city,” creating your own.”
even for one day, Hunter-Gatherer Childers says. Ordering another beer, Hardy
(corner of Main and College St.) Saturdays, bars serve liquor until Childers tells the bartender to put it
hosts live jazz to a packed house 2am. Then the lights come on and on Columbia City Paper’s tab.
where you can try out its home you’ll need to catch a cab to Jim “The week starts over again and
brewed beer. Casey’s (Rosewood) for crappy hour so do new stories of drunken nights
“While not especially cheap it is or find a house party somewhere in Columbia,” he says. “It is very
especially strong...and good. A nice near campus or 5-Points. possible to drink on the cheap in
change of scenery from the hustle Most nights Bar None in 5- Columbia and still hit everything
and bustle of Hunter-Gatherer can Points will stay open until the sun worth going to. There’s a lot of
be found at The Red Tub in the Vista comes up and has a killer shuffle places such as Uncle Louie’s, State
West where liquor drinks are only $3 board table. But be careful, that Street Pub and The China Garden
and the atmosphere is an excellent place is a time warp. that serve dollar beers, so if you’re
hideaway from, well, everything. Be For the hardcore drinkers, fill out on an extreme budget there’s always
sure to ask about the checker board a membership card at Durkin’s and hope.”
shots,” said Childers. from there you can cross the railroad At the end of the night the traffic
If you can’t find something to do tracks and go right your 8am tutorial lights blink yellow to an empty street.
in Columbia on a Friday then it’s time on the postmodern condition all effed Above Columbia, the pale blue
to put away the bottle of Ativan.. up. morning sky spills over the top of the
“Lately I’ve been going back and Sunday should be a day of rest, South Trust building like heroin from
forth from The Whig and Art Bar right? a hot spoon.
during the process of the night,” While the city clears out and It’s Monday again and that
Childers says. stores shut down for church, go out means school or work. Just for the
Art Bar hosts ipop! Self- and hear a pin drop on Assembly day though, because tonight… well,
described as “a late night clash of Street. Do whatever you do in the we know where we’re going.
Mister Meaner’s must be something big. PS - If you’re $200.00 mailbox was destroyed, 400 practice after catching his girlfriend
reading this buddy, they had you on block Turkey Point in the back of the team captions
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Sept 23- Oct 22
See Leo. I wasn’t referring to
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You are an American con-
sumer.
by Gov. Sanford* today, but it is nothing you you. You are a jerk, and
have done. A co-worker is please don’t call her again. Capricorn
caught in the company bath- It’s over. Dec 22- Jan 19
room clogging the sink with Look for inspiration in nature.
paper towels and leaving the Sagittarius The stars and the sun have
water running. Nov 22- Dec 21 many answers, but please
You run out of canned tuna don’t examine you pet’s poop.
Gemini for the first time since the y2k
May 21- June 20th scare, but your wife doesn’t Aquarius
You think you came up with a notice—she’s too busy chas- Jan 20 - Feb 18th
really good name for a new tising you about the shoes Make time for yourself, but be
soft drink. Don’t bother, you left in the microwave. prepared for a visitor. At least
Fresca was created already have a nice set of coasters to
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You forget the birthday of you a bad person. You are holding together
someone special. That’s quite well for being a Pisces.
pretty ironic since you are so Cancer Things are looking grim.
obsessed with people’s signs. June 21- July 22 Consider jumping off the
(You know you can really date When you call in sick today Gervais street bridge.
a Libra again—They aren’t all don’t use that “stomach virus”
Jerks). thing again. It is so obvious.
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