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3 Every Child Left Behind
In South Carolina, daycares have a closed-door policy
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he debate in South Carolina cribs. Children on the floor picking up of a groundswell of child advocates who that many centers are violating DDS
over diverting time, money the droppings from other kids’ plates. would like to see the state implement a regulations, and without individual spot
and resources to “Put Workers sneaking in oatmeal to feed rating system that grades centers like checks, it’s no easy task for parents to
Parents in Charge” ignores deprived babies. those in her last home state, Oklahoma, know what’s going on once they leave
a vast body of research These aren’t Dickensian accounts whose three-star rating system is their kids behind closed doors.
showing that public and from Oliver Twist, but actual conditions ranked among the best in the nation State law requires daycare centers
private investment and regulation to at some child daycare centers in South Almost half of South Carolina to report when a child is injured. But
improve the quality of preschool daycare Carolina, according to a longtime daycare parents have to leave their children DSS records show it’s rare for a center
programs provides a much better bang worker who surveyed three facilities. in daycare at some point during to report an incident. Even though
for the buck. Even more astounding is “These kids were hungry,” Julia childhood. parents seldom made complaints, the
the defensive posture of some in the Daniels says of a Greenville daycare The Department of Social Services only repercussions that centers face
industry and their friends in the General center where she was briefly employed. (DDS) makes two surprise visits per is a requirement to correct policies
Assembly when it comes to letting a “There were dozens of kids eating food year to South Carolina’s 1,631 daycare and procedures within 60 days of the
little sunshine into the process. Though cooked from a single microwave oven, centers. Inspectors check for specific complaint. There’s no provision for
child care advocates are pushing for a eating cold pork and beans one day caretaker-child ratios, recordkeeping, levying fines against daycare centers,
system that would rate daycare facilities and apple butter sandwiches the next environmental safety and cleanliness, and a child daycare center has never
so parents can see if a center is making day. We were sneaking in oatmeal to while the Department of Health & been shut down in South Carolina,
the grade, in South Carolina it’s easier to feed the babies, and parents routinely Environmental Control (DHEC) conducts according to Carolyn Brooks, executive
get information on the quality of a used brought in food.” its own sanitation inspections. director of the Spartanburg County
car than on your child’s daycare center. Daniels, who plans to open her own But statewide, inspection records chapter of First Steps, a statewide
Roaches scrambling among babies’ daycare center in Greenville, is just one and child care complaints show childcare advocacy group.
4 Columbia citypaper January 26, 2006
“DSS never has enough inspectors dangerous playground equipment. Spartanburg, and three tots wandered These incidents may be
to go around, and there’s no teeth in In fact, some daycare centers were into a busy intersection on Cedar aberrations among the state’s 1,631
any regulations,” Brooks says. “We cited for failing to perform employee Spring Road, while 12 others played in licensed daycare centers, but if you’re
pushed for a bill in the House that background checks. the front parking lot until drivers of a a parent, it’s almost impossible to
would include fines like for restaurant But there also were potentially pickup and SUV blocked the highway know the quality and performance
violations. They can go out and inspect, dangerous incidents. In October 2004, and herded the kids back into the record of a daycare center. The
but they’re loathe to shut down a at Sunshine House on Fernwood center’s parking area. reason: Though child advocates have
center unless there’s child abuse or Glendale Road in Spartanburg, a Again, DSS made a deficiency long pushed for a rating system similar
pedophiles working at a center. And forgotten child was left wandering at citation, as the “worker showed a lack to North Carolina’s, which has been in
with no rating system, there’s no way night at the closed center’s parking of supervision when children left the place since 2000, certain legislators,
to know whether the inspectors are lot after falling asleep on a bus. A infant room to go out on to the road,” lobbyists and even many of the state’s
finding anything out or not. And most caretaker told the tot’s grandmother adding: “Worker was never aware child daycare centers themselves have
childcare providers are good people that his mother had already picked that the children were gone.” But in a been fighting the proposal tooth and
who love children and want ratings nail.
and see it as a good thing.” “The only way to know the quality
Many parents, meanwhile, are is to tour the place and use the best
in a situation where if they lose
childcare, they lose their jobs, and
A forgotten child was left wandering judgment you can,” says Genesis
Oterro, who moved her then-3-year-
must depend on the peace of mind
of a regulatory stamp of approval.
at night at the closed center’s parking old daughter, Ayla, from a traditional
daycare center to a Montessori school
“Every child deserves the same
quality, and they have a right to know
lot after falling asleep on a bus. after she came home repeatedly with
bite marks. “But some just don’t have a
that quality and should demand it,” choice,” Oterro adds. “It’s just a matter
Brooks says. him up earlier that day. The “employee apologetic tone, the DSS report states of money. Taking care of children is
DSS spot inspection reports of admitted that he never saw child,” that a plan was put in place for staff priority one, and if they don’t have a
South Carolina daycare centers run didn’t use a check-off list and was to notify the director if their relief staff certain grade, they shouldn’t be in
the gamut, from “deficiencies” like fired, according to a state report. or additional staff didn’t arrive on time, business, just like restaurants. I went
caretaker-child ratios that were too high DSS imposed a “deficiency citation” that the director personally notified the to the DSS office numerous times, but
to having dried urine around toilets, for lack of supervision and required a parents after the incident, and that “it nobody wants to stand in line and go
vents in need of cleaning, cracked corrective action plan. is worth noting no parent called DSS through stacks of inspection reports.
ceiling tiles, water damage, “strong In August 2004, a teacher didn’t offices and no parent removed a child Restaurants are rated by a sticker near
odor of urine,” fire code violations, and show up for work at Merryland Too in due to the incident.” the door; surely daycare could have
the same kind of deal.”
But they don’t, and there’s no
public database or posting — save the
license itself — indicating the level of
quality (or safety) standards a daycare
center has met. Reports on center
inspections and complaints by the
DSS are only available at state offices
among reams of paperwork.
“Those kinds of things go on in
our state, and a quality rating system
would help,” Brooks says. “Right now,
people only know about where daycare
centers stand by word of mouth.”
Child Care Resource & Referral
(CCR&R) receives calls daily from
parents and employers seeking
information about quality child care
programs, says Director Laurie
Rovin. However, CCR&R cannot
release whether a center has received
complaints, and their counselors
advise parents to contact the licensing
division of DSS Child Care to review
a prospective provider’s compliance
history. CCR&R or parents wanting this
history can only get the information
from DSS by filing a Freedom of
Information Act Request.
“If we know of a severe incident,
obviously we won’t make a referral, but
we can’t get reports from DSS daily,”
Rovin says, adding that finding out
details of incidents at daycare center
requires setting up an appointment to
go to the DSS office.
Child care advocates are pushing
In South Carolina, some politicians want to hide the truth about children’s daycare centers. for a program called “Palmetto STARS,”
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which would rate daycare centers from burden daycare centers with costs that system might force
one to five stars based on threshold would have to be passed on to parents, them to make changes
criteria. Under the voluntary program, rendering daycare unaffordable to low- that would cut into
most of the state’s licensed daycare and middle-income families. Further, their profits.
centers would receive two stars, and critics of Palmetto STARS contend that “I find it highly
the top rated five-star centers would those that choose to opt out of the amusing that anyone
meet criteria such as having caregivers voluntary system would be forced out would see a lot of red
and teachers with bachelor’s degrees in of business, as would those with lower tape in our state’s
early childhood development. ratings. daycare system,”
Davenport, an influential member of says Maureen Nery,
the House Ways and Means Committee, operator of UU World
A vast body of research suggests successfully attached a rider to last of Children, a daycare
that investment in preschool education year’s budget bill that effectively center sponsored
provides a rate of return much higher back-burnered the Palmetto STARS by the Greenville
than investing in K-12 education, as the initiative. This year, he’s already filed a Unitarian Universalist
return on investment extends 20 to 30 bill that would create a joint legislative Fellowship and based
years into the future. committee on private childcare facilities on the Montessori
“Over a 30-year period, the and licensing whose stated goal is to System. “I definitely
crime rate is reduced by 50 percent “create a business-friendly environment feel there’s a need for a
for students with quality preschool, for private childcare facilities without rating system of some
and while it may be a very high initial unnecessary ‘red tape,’ while at the kind. Those centers
investment, the public return here is same time providing for affordable that are doing what
very high versus the cost on prisons,” quality childcare.” they should be doing
says Art Rolnick, an economist for the The committee would prohibit a wouldn’t suffer but
Federal Reserve Bank of Minneapolis. state agency from implementing new or benefit, while those
“For the less educated, the crime costs amended regulations affecting private that aren’t doing what
are huge. If you think about economic childcare facilities without its approval. they should would be
development, I would argue preschool is Childcare proponents say the committee further recognized.”
the best investment you could make.” provision would create a bottleneck — Two thirds of the
Palmetto STARS, as proposed last if not erect a wall — barring DSS from children at Nery’s
spring, was a five-star voluntary rating establishing a rating system. center are subsidized
system for child care centers and early Critics say Davenport’s bill further through some type
education providers under development politicizes the child care system’s of scholarship, either Rep. James Smith, pictured here with his son, wants
similar to that adopted by 37 States, ability to make quality improvements. from the church or to bring accountability and a ratings system to South
including North Carolina, Florida and “DSS Child Care Division needs to from Advocates for Carolina’s daycare industry.
Tennessee. Had progress not been be able to make changes that are in Better Care (ABC), daycare ratings, haven’t increased
stopped, this proposed quality rating the best interest of the child without the statewide system designed by costs, but rather created impressive
system would have been quietly piloted taking every change to three different South Carolina to administer the child returns over the life of a child. Forty
in select counties across the state, with committees,” Rovin says, saying the care program funded by the Child Care states now have state-funded daycare
no fiscal impact on the state budget. bill would create further duplication as and Development Fund (CCDF). South with mandatory licensing, and rating
Currently, daycare centers are rated the state already has two committees Carolina parents who meet established systems are under development in
only on a three-tiered system, ranging appointed by the Governor —the Child income guidelines may be eligible for other states.
from meeting the minimum standards Care Coordinating Council and the Child assistance with the cost of their weekly Among North Carolina’s 4,000
to be licensed to being nationally Care State Advisory Committee. Both of child care. Income-eligible parents must licensed daycare centers, those with
certified by the National Association the existing committees are comprised be working, in school or in a training the highest five-star rating cost about
for the Education of Young Children, of a diverse group of individuals and are program. 40 percent more than the lowest rated,
whose standards are so high that only inclusive of South Carolina’s early care North Carolina’s “Smart Start” five- according to Dick Clifford, a University
about 15 percent of daycare centers of North Carolina professor and
nationally are certified and about 4 principal architect of that state’s plan.
percent in South Carolina. But, he said, those at the higher end of
“This contributes to the lack of
consistency in child care quality across
“I find it highly amusing that anyone the scale providing higher quality care
receive hundreds of millions of dollars
the state,” Rovin says. “As a state, it
is our belief that we are all striving to
would see a lot of red tape in in subsidies, in the form of federal and
state grants.
achieve the same goal, which is to
increase the ‘availability of affordable,
our state’s daycare system.” “We didn’t see any effect in North
Carolina of reducing access to care,”
quality child care.’ To achieve this goal, says Clifford.
it is critical that parents, child care and education community. “If left to do star rating system reaped unambiguous Each daycare center in North
providers, business leaders and early what has been already mandated, SC results, says UNC’s Donna Bryant, Carolina is required to prominently post
childhood education professionals DSS Child Care Division could create principal investigator of the program. its license, which includes the number
work together. Palmetto STARS would and implement a fair and equitable Since the system was initiated in 2000, of stars the facility received. In addition,
enable consumers to better understand voluntary quality rating system that children in better=quality preschool North Carolina operates a child care
the key components of quality and would be good for children and, if given programs were better prepared for resource and referral agency which
subsequently be better prepared to a chance, prove to be beneficial to child school. any parent can call to ask the rating of
select a program that best meets their care providers,” Rovin says. Meanwhile, a huge body of research, any child daycare center, or conversely
child’s learning needs.” She’s not the only one looking not to mention the experience of 37 find out the centers with three stars or
But some in the General Assembly, askance at recent legislative maneuvers, states that have already implemented above near their home or work.
most notably Rep. Ralph Davenport, which appear to have at least the such a system, shows that stiffer “There’s really no downside to
R-Boiling Springs, have criticized the tacit support of some large daycare regulations that include specific quality this rating plan, and those opposing a
proposed rating system, saying it would operators in the state that fear a ratings criteria, including publicly accessible rating system, whether public or private
6 citypaper January 26, 2006 Viewpoints
House of Tax
institutions, don’t see the efficiencies
of a market-driven system,” says Rep.
James Smith, D-Columbia, who’s
says he’ll introduce a bill to enable a
rating system. “It uses the forces of
competition and the free market to raise
In the red-hot housing market, South
the level of care for all systems. Anyone Carolina debates the future of property tax
opposing it has doubts about the free
market.”
As for Davenport’s latest bill, Smith By Will Moredock either in reduced services — particularly
in the field of education — or in sharp
of relief which kicks in when a tax owed
exceeds a certain percentage of income.
says: “He’s just trying to defeat [the
ratings system] or stop it from starting... The squeaky wheel gets the grease, increase to other taxes. Ulbrich and The property owner would then get a
Like a lot of things, it’s easier to defeat and in recent years, the squeakiest Moore said that major property tax cuts reduction or a rebate for the excess
something than pass it.” wheel in South Carolina has been would mean a shift of the tax burden amount. Other proposals included
Asked about Davenport’s homeowners wailing about property from the rich to the middle class and raising taxes on cigarettes, lifting the
motivations, Smith suggested the Boiling taxes. the poor. $300 sales tax cap on automobiles and
Springs Republican may have been They have much to cry about, Scarborough said that tax relief boats, and taxing services.
pressured by a childcare provider in his to be sure. Homeowners in the ever- proposals before the General Assembly Perhaps the most encouraging
district. At press time, Rep. Davenport popular coastal counties and in the today would shift $490 million dollars in words of the evening came from Moore.
had not returned phone calls to his fast-growing Upstate counties of tax to businesses, which are the engine Aggrieved property owners have led
Boiling Springs home and business and Greenville, Spartanburg and Pickens of the economy. He was also fearful the debate up until now, he said, but
his legislative office in Columbia. have seen their property values — and that the tax cutters would ultimately other groups are joining the battle.
There have been small steps with them, property taxes — go through hurt education and that would also hurt Research has shown that the most
forward in lifting the veil on conditions the proverbial roof. business. “The first thing people want effective lobbying group in Columbia
in the state’s daycare centers. Recently, The result has been a grassroots to see when they come here to build a is the S.C. Chamber of Commerce,
the DSS website began posting whether uprising against property taxes, led by factory is our public schools,” he said. Moore said. The second most effective
a licensed daycare center received such groups as the S.C. Homeowners Cook suggested that any property is educators; the third most effective
a complaint over the past two years, Association. The good news is that tax reform include a sunset limit of is government groups. All of these are
but no incident details are released. the General Assembly has responded, no longer than three years, forcing against radical tax reform and all are
For example, the Merryland Too and demonstrating that at least on some legislators to revisit the law and assess bringing their weight to bear on the
Sunshine House incidents were only level, for some people, democracy its need and impact. General Assembly.
listed by the dates and described only works in South Carolina. The bad news Ulbrich had a better idea: “Tell your “You will see compromise coming
as “improper supervision.” At the same is that legislators have proposed a legislators to just say ‘No’ ” to property out of this process,” he said. “You will
time, the DSS budget and staff that host of laws, the most radical of which tax reform, she said. South Carolina not see the elimination of property taxes
conducts inspections and investigates would do away with property tax on already has one of the lowest property coming out of this process. You will not
complaints is declining. residences altogether. Among policy tax rates in the nation — 47th among see the elimination of property taxes on
Despite these discouraging facts, wonks, it is understood that a good tax the 50 states and D.C. — and the any class of people.”
there is room for optimism. Last week, structure is one that relies on sales tax, problem is limited geographically and Until now, competing interests
Sen. Joel Lourie (D-Columbia) and Rep. income tax and property tax — the old temporally. The housing boom seems have generated studies, analyses,
Smith (D-Columbia) proposed the South “three-legged stool” of public finance. to be cooling off, she said, which will and numbers to prove their points.
Carolina Pre-Kindergarten Investment That some lawmakers want to cut help bring property taxes under control. What we need now, Moore said, is an
Act of 2006, an initiative to provide one of the legs off of that stool has a It is bad governance to radically and independent study of the proposed
quality early childhood education and lot of people upset, especially in the permanently alter the state tax structure legislation and its long-term impact.
pre-kindergarten experiences to all 4- education and business sectors. to meet a temporary and local need. Something else we need is a
year-olds in South Carolina. It would Tax cutters are the ones with the There are better ways to address cooling-off period on this ugly debate.
establish a full-day program (6.5 hours) loudest voices and the ones who have the property tax crisis, Ulbrich said.
following age-appropriate curriculum received the most attention in the past One of these is circuit breakers, a form letters@columbiacitypaper.com
aligned with the SC Department of year. For that reason, it seems fitting
Education’s standards for literacy, that the League of Women Voters gave
writing, math and science skills. Classes time to some alternative views on tax
will have a teacher-student ratio of 1 reform.
to 10 — not to exceed 20 students. At a forum on the College of
Teachers will be required to be certified Charleston campus last Wednesday
in Early Childhood Education and will night, some 100 people came out to hear
have a qualified teaching assistant in four voices express serious skepticism
each classroom. over the tax-cutting frenzy: Holley
Perhaps passing the costs directly Ulbrich is an economics professor and
to taxpayers will make improving senior fellow at the Strom Thurmond
accountability in our child care system Institute at Clemson University. Bill
more palatable to those currently in Scarborough is a business owner and
opposition, but don’t count on it. represented the Charleston Metro
Chamber of Commerce. Nancy Cook
Need help in locating child care? is chairman of the Charleston County
Call 1-877-467-4800 or visit www. School Board. And Bill Moore is a
childcarehelpline.org. professor of political science at the
College of Charleston.
A version of this article originally All the panelists took the position
appeared in Greenville’s The Beat. that a radical reduction or elimination of
property taxes will have unintended and
letters@columbiacitypaper.com unpleasant consequences elsewhere, Imagine the tax bill on this slice of the South Carolina dream
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seem to want. meet in secret. Both caucuses have a
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This renewed culture of American cus meetings with a majority of House
secrecy is dripping into our state. Over or Senate members present should be
the summer, a project by major news- open.
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S.C. Press Association showed some secrecy is a dangerous threat to lib-
municipal police agencies use mone- erty. Because the party has majorities
tary barriers that keep regular folks from in both chambers, there’s a reasonable
getting access to public information. fear that real legislative business, such
The study also highlighted how local as the selection of the House speaker
governing boards also went into secret in the spring, may actually get done in
sessions too often for things that should the caucus instead of an open, general
be public. session.
Now in Columbia, leaders of the For years, local governments across
House and Senate Republican caucus- the nation were plagued by the practice
es want caucus meetings to be private of a few key officials having “the meet-
— even though many lawmakers have ing before the meeting” when those in
said the public’s business should be power gathered before a public meeting
done in public. to decide what would happen when the
In fact, it’s the law. “Every meeting public meeting started.
of all public bodies shall be open to the Keeping caucus meetings closed
public,” says the state’s Freedom of smacks of this notion
Information Law. It goes on to list five State lawmakers are public servants
reasons that public bodies may close who get their power and pay from citi-
meetings: discussions of personnel zens. In serving the public, legislators
matters, contracts, matters related to should do all of their business in public.
the development of “security personnel The late Supreme Court Judge Lou-
or devices,” investigative proceedings is Brandeis once said: “Sunshine is the
and industrial recruitment. best disinfectant.” In other words, doing
Nowhere in the law does it say pub- the public’s business in the open is the
lic officials can meet secretly as a group best way for a democracy to operate.
for political discussions. As more people are frustrated by
The law says meetings of public government, state officials should be
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8 citypaper January 12, 2006 Crime Watch
Mr.
A 29-year-old man was charged with
disorderly conduct after “being disorder-
Meaner’s
ly” to members of the staff and citizens
at Hyatt Park. He was told to leave and
began using profanity on the way out.
Officers arrested the man and took him
to the slammer, 950 block Jackson Ave.
29201
An officer stopped a man walking down
the street for carrying a rake. When
asked where he got the rake, the man
told him he found it on a trash pile on
Makeway Drive. The officer asked if he
minded handing over the rake since it
CRIME
appeared to be new. The man gave the
officer the rake. The rake was tagged.
The rake was placed in the evidence
29201 29203
An officer found a 36-year-old man An officer of the law witnesses a 25-
wandering around Senate Street while year-old man with a tattoo on the back
reporting to a possible trespassing in- of his neck walking along the railroad
cident. After a consensual search, the tracks. After contacting the individual,
officer found crack on the gentlemen. the officer realized he was wanted by are WIS and The State will run a story and stole two cases of beer. But guess
This, of course, is on the same street Lexington County. Police also discov- on it called “Guardian Angels,” 1200 what? Most stores nowadays have vid-
where South Carolina Attorney General ered that he had marijuana on him. And block Laurel Street eo cameras. They were busted, 2400
Henry McMaster lives. This situation can a pistol, too. Sleep tight tonight folks, block Taylor Street
only getting worse, folks; itʼs not just in 1300 block Elmore Street 29203
your schools and playgrounds anymore, Two dudes found a gun behind the “G” 29204
2100 block Senate Street 29203 building on Laurel Street. Itʼs at the po- A 38-year-old man called the police and
What happened to pillow fighting and lice station, if you want it back for, uh, told them he was robbed and beaten
29201 ice cube rubdowns? A 29-year-old wom- hunting season, or, uh, target practice, while he was waiting to pick up a friend.
A 64-year-old white man was arrested an told police her ex-girlfriend came 2200 block Laurel Street Coincidentally, it happened on Waites
for driving under the influence after a over and started a fight. The woman Road. The problem is, the victimʼs friend
police officer witnessed him blowing a said her ex threw a computer and a fish 29203 had a different story for the cops, and
red light at approximately 40 miles per tank at her, causing cuts on her shoul- A woman told police this week that a after speaking to both parties, they de-
hour and refusing to stop for police der. Things you donʼt see on Ellen, 500 woman called her and told her she cided that no crime was even commit-
lights. Looks like this guy will have to block Alcott Drive would drag her out and “kick her butt,” ted, 2400 block, Waites Road
spend his Social Security money on bail 3800 block West Ave.
and a lawyer. Some people never learn, 29203 29204
600 block Harden Street A 23-year-old woman said she left her 29203 A woman called police when another
purse on “Bus #8.” Good chance of get- A clerk at the University Mart told po- woman hit her car, then took off. The vic-
29201 ting that back, but if she does, chances lice that someone came in the store tim said she thought the woman who hit
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24-pack of Budweiser. Budweiser, 2800
block Rosewood Drive 29210
A 21-year-old dude was caught stealing
29205 a $50 pair of shoes from Dutch Square
A guy comes home from work and finds Mall, but thatʼs not all. Cops pat him
his neighbor sleeping in the bushes down and find weed on this clown, and
near the edge of his property. The man now heʼs going to have to use that one
wakes him up and the guy starts yell- phone call, 420 block Bush River Road
ing, swearing and threatening him, then
saunters back to his own house. When 29229
the police show up, the guy tells them Ever call a cab and it takes 40 minutes
he never threatened anybody. So this is to get there? Or maybe it doesnʼt even
what happens after college? 700 block come at all? Well itʼs no wonder when
Buckingham Road some people canʼt even pay the damn
fare after they get a ride. That happened
29206 to cab #257 this week when some jag-
A hit-and-run occurred on Devine Street, off ran away without paying after being
and police believe a white-colored SUV dropped off, 2500 block Cherry Street
to be a suspect. No clue whether the
SUV had a Ducks Unlimited or “W the 29439
President” sticker on the back or the A man told officers that he went to room
Browning or Bass Pro Shops logo. Weʼll 704 at the “Embassy Hotel” and was as-
look into that, 2100 block Devine Street saulted there. As soon as he walked in
the room, he said, another man “jumped
29209 on him” and punched him in the face,
Police reported that on Jan. 19, some- 200 block Stoneridge Drive
one stole a whole bunch of medications
“that were inside of a white bag.” And
we thought Hunter S. Thompson was
dead, 1400 block Trinity Drive
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one Andrew Jones, Class of 2003, right-wing extremists and squishy New
age 24 — says it/he merely wants to Republic centrists as genuine debate,
“restore an atmosphere of respectful has silenced the liberals in its ranks.
political discourse on campus.” Leaders of major religious groups, First session is free if you come by
Linda Chavez, a former official in including the traditionally activist
the Reagan White House, assures: “No Roman Catholic Church, have cozied before February 8th. Call for details!
one is suggesting that anyone be fired up to the right. Corporate power,
for his or her views.” Maybe not yet. But historically controlled by Republicans,
why make a hit list and pay for evidence has consolidated its hold on all three
of ideological incorrectness — unless branches of government, which are
you plan to use them? dominated by the GOP on the federal
Jones is a former researcher level as well as most states.
for David Horowitz, a bizarre fringe Institutions of higher education,
neoconservative with his own taste for where the hearts and minds of America’s
enemies lists. Last year, he launched a next generation of leaders are formed,
website smearing Bush Administration have become the equivalent of the
critics like Phil Donahue and yours truly
by lumping them with Al Qaeda leaders
medieval city-state: tiny refuges where
intellectuals and their students can
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wanted for Islamist terrorism. Horowitz,
now operating under the banner
question such conservative articles
of faith as free markets, free trade
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“Students for Academic Freedom,” has
spun himself as a self-appointed campus
and American military and corporate
hegemony.
products are back
watchdog arguing that professors with
left-wing views should help themselves
The nail that sticks out, says the
Japanese proverb, must be pounded
at warehouse prices!
to a nice big cup of shut-the-hell-up or, down.
better yet, face dismissal. And big-time
media outlets that ought to know better,
American conservatives, having
pounded their liberal foes into nearly
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such as the New York Times, are taking total submission, see the campus 1531 Broad River Road
him seriously.
Last week, Horowitz spooked the
culture wars as their chance to finish
the job.
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Pennsylvania Legislature into holding “By their own description,” the 803-216-0910
HUAC-esque hearings on the pernicious Washington Post reported in March
presence of liberal professors in state 2005, “72 percent of those teaching at
colleges and universities. Read into American universities and colleges are
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(No, he’s not. If he liked me, maybe.)
“My husband has a really close male friend.
They go to games together, and sometimes even
By Dan Savage to the gym. Are they gay?” (No, they’re not.
Sometimes even straight guys go to the gym.)
Okay, GMAC, on to your letter:
Straight women want to get phone calls from
their significant others because it lets them know
that they’re cared for, but straight men seem to
be indifferent to making those kinds of calls, even
after it’s been brought up and discussed. So
are women asking too much? Or are men being
thoughtless? Can’t the answer to both questions
be yes?
Yes, straight women are asking too much, TIRED OF STANDING IN LINE AT CORPORATE CHAIN
Recently, my boyfriend and I broke up, one
reason being his lack of initiative in calling me.
GMAC. Stereotypical straight men, as every
woman knows, don’t like to gab away on the PRINT SHOPS THAT AREN’T THAT QUICK?
I spoke with several of my girlfriends and found phone. A straight guy would rather show you
out that they, too, have similar troubles with their he loves you by, say, fixing your car. If you’re
attracted to straight guys, a lack of initiative in
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boyfriends. Some of these women are in seri-
ous, long-term, loving relationships. It seems to the phone-call department is part of the price of ANY STOCK, ANY COLOR INK
me that this is a blight on modern relationships. admission. Want someone to call you up just to
Women want to get phone calls from our signifi- talk? Get some girlfriends or stop paying off your
cant others because it lets us know we are cared credit cards.
for, but men seem to be indifferent, even after it’s Yes, straight men are thoughtless. Stereo-
been brought up and discussed. Are we women ask- typical straight women, as every man knows, like
ing for too much? Or are men being thoughtless? to get little calls, you know, just ’cause. If straight
—Give Me A Call guys were more thoughtful, it might occur to
them that a direct correlation exists between the
I’ve been racking my brain for hours, GMAC, number of little calls a girl gets and the number of
in a desperate effort to recall if I have ever — you-know-what.
evereverever—received a question that interests Finally, GMAC, do me a favor. If you ever find
me less than yours. I get a lot of insipid questions yourself dating a guy who calls you constantly just
from people about piddling bull, and yet the only to let you know how much he cares, please don’t
letters I can recall that even come close to yours write me a letter like this: “He’s always calling to
are the ones that pour in from straight women check in and tell me he loves me. He’s so consid-
erate, Dan! Do you think he’s gay?” Because we
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worried that their boyfriends or husbands are se-
cretly gay. both know the answer to that question is yes.
Here’s a sampling from some of those actual
letters (and my actual responses): mail@savagelove.net
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