Interschool Comical presentation of weather report

Script-

Introduction- 15-20sec
Main body of speech- 3min
Conclusion- 25-30sec

Introduction-
Hello, I am Vanshika Tyagi a student of Amity International School,
Noida of Class Xl-M. Today I am here to present a comical weather
report of the month of March which is also the month I was born in.
So, let’s begin.

Main Body of speech-

Good morning, everybody, welcome to Sunny my best buddy news
channel. I am Vanshika Tyagi and this is my best buddy sunny. We
both love to eat pakoras and we are back with the weather report of
New Delhi. Well, we’ve got amazeballs weather this week. The
weather for Monday and Tuesday is going to be partly cloudy and a
hazy start to the week which isn’t new news for our party animals.
But neither it is for Sonia Gandhi, because she seems fine with the
partly cloudy weather since she rarely knows where the ‘son’ is
anyway. Get it? But do you guys know the best part of any day, that
is Sunshine, Sunshine days are the best. Spending the day under a
clear blue sky with the winds hugging you. Also do you guys know
this hack, you do not have to spend any money buying expensive
juices, cold drinks and ice creams. Instead, there are so many people
in the market at ice cream parlours that you can just go and snatch it
from anyone. As the Delhi CM – Mr. Kejriwal the summer lover
always says sharing cars reduces pollution then why doesn’t sharing
ice creams reduce expenditure of the ‘common man’. Doesn’t that
sound like a logical argument, well it does to me. We move onto
Wednesday and Thursday now buckle up because there will be a
Thunderstorm. Do you guys know what is the best part of rainy cold
weather? My mom will cook hot-hot yummy pakoras for me. If
anyone of you wants to enjoy pakoras with me then you can come at
my home where we will listen to old Hindi Lata Mangeshkar’s classic
songs and enjoy ourselves. But there is a deal, I won’t share my red
ketchup, this one is only for me, you can have the green one if you
want. Call me selfish but the red one is only for me. Moving on to
Friday it will be a super-hot sunny day, causing the temperatures to
rise high because well it is what it is. But Virat Kohli seems to be very
happy with the weather since it is the only thing hotter than his
temper. And for the weekend – oh my god guys – the weekend
curfew is back with the rise in cases of the 3rd covid wave. It would
have been such a great sunny weekend. But now all of you need to
sweep your floors clean. Since there will be no house help. All the
best to all of you. Hope you all have an amazing week because Sunny
and I most certainly will with our pakoras. Have a good day y’all. See
ya soon.

Conclusion-
Well, that was my bit and this was the most fun thing I have ever
done. Thank you so much for the opportunity. Hope you had a good
laugh.