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A LIVING PROBLEM
(We present as a guest contributor Cyprian St. Cyr's nephew, Sebastian )
"SELF-ACTUALIZATION"
Sebastian St. Cyr
On his way through the Ozarks, Donald Dare, who had braved innumer-
able dangers in his lifetime, paid a visit to R. Horseley, the sage. Mockingly,
Dare asked: "Tell me, old man, since you say you can read the future, will I
achieve psychic self-actualization or will I wind up in the gutter, haha?" Horse-
ley hesitated briefly and said: "You will live a long agony of self-destruction."
Don was struck with awe and terror and that very day he got drunk and
stayed drunk for a week. Twenty years later as he lay in the gutter, he saw the
face of Hor:;eley reflected in a puddle. "Old man," asked Don, "How did you
know?" "I didn't know," said Horseley, "it was just a lucky guess." "How can
you be so cruel?" cried Don, "Had you guessed that I would lead a life of self-
actualization, I would not be lying in the gutter today!" Horseley shook his
head sadly and disappeared.
Questions: (1) Was it a lucky guess? -(2) If Dare had not visited Horseley,
would he have become an alcoholic? ( 3) Had Horseley predicted self-actualiza-
tion, would Dare have realized it?
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