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OCTOBER 1988
“Exactly.”</i>)
(<i>They let him choose his own legend, the story that will
pass into urban folklore. The guilt-ridden hero- no, that’s
not right, that’s too romantic. A man plagued by radiation
sickness, sparing himself the inevitable suffering, hangs
himself? That’ll do nicely. No, let’s spare himself the
indignity of a swollen tongue and all the other
unpleasantness that comes with the hanging: he shoots
himself with his service revolver. Clean, one bullet
through the heart. That sounds just about right.
His new house is quite old. It’s tucked away from the road,
right next to the forest, sticking out of tall grasses with
a bunch of outhouses – a toilet, a woodshed, a chicken
coop, who the hell knows – like weird overgrown mushrooms.
It takes some fumbling before he manages to open the door
with the keys he was given, and then the house opens its
maw and breathes out the damp air of a place long abandoned
right into his face. After a moment’s hesitation, he
decides against kicking off his shoes, and walks in.
“Who the fuck are you?” says the man, baring a mouthful of
golden teeth.
He did, if not in the way the man might think of, so Valera
just shrugs again, and gestures towards the door. “I think
the stove is broken.”
“No shit,” the man nods sagely. “I thought you were trying
to burn the house down. Have you removed the chimney
damper?”
“Do people often break into houses and burn them down
around here?” Valera asks, watching the man remove a thin
steel plate that blocked the chimney, and start fanning the
dying flames.
“Some.”
“Don’t go anywhere.”
“It’s a hen,” the man says, tipping the sack over to reveal
a disgruntled red hen. “For eggs.”
Valera doesn’t have the first idea how much a live hen
might cost, but when he reaches for his wallet, the man
merely shakes his head.
“We are all friends here, don’t you worry,” the policeman
says, leafing through the passport. “It gets dark here,
gotta look out for your neighbour.”
Typewriter by Eric Hu