Prologue: author is reacting to every line pls:

don't be mad at me!!!!!!

"We served you, all these years as slaves! (like you arent already come on!!! you

are all ruled under a jerk king right?!) And now this is how you repay us!!! by
destroying us!!!!! by destroying our planet to ashes just because of a stupid
fairytale?!" A lone saiyan was floating in the stratosphere ( Does this guy have a

breathing apparatus??? he is in the stratosphere!!!) the planet behind him

about to be eliminated from existence. He was talking to the warlord Frieza(nobody

owns the universe mister!!!!!) who was lazily flicking his finger and yawning "
anything else?"he asked the battered saiyan casually.
"FRIEZA!!" the saiyan roared as he lounged at his opponent Zarbon and Dodoria
the henchmen of Frieza deflected the saiyan's blows and pulled him aside. Frieza
decided enough was enough! he raised one index finger gingerly and created was
seems to be like a small orb! raising it up much higher the orb became enormous in
size as much as we call a supernova ( whoa!! Wait!! a guy who is that short

doing a supernova am I a joke to you?!)

The poor saiyan thought this was his end and also his planets annihilation.
Bardock as he was named stared at it helplessly knowing that no one not even him
can combat and eliminate this killer orb cooked by Frieza. But before he could move
a notch his visions engulfed him sending him to another dimension. (Visions

interesting hey it is that guy from the marvel universe vision is his name

right?!)
"Kakkarot?" he asked out loud in the dark nothingness." Anyone tell me where I
am?! Gine!? Raditiz?" he stood up confused.
Walking around in his own mind was scary enough but as suddenly as it arrived
bright blinding light surrounded him as he entered his known repeated vision again
his youngest son fighting the much hated warlord by his own right. It brought a
small smile on the fathers face " My son will defeat him alright he will!!" the next
second he was sent to another scene which left him surprised He saw a bald short
guy getting eliminated by Frieza which made him madder his son hitting the
legendary super saiyan button he also noticed some bizarre things unfold right in
front of him and some of them being hilarious he saw Frieza staring at his son
(when he turned into the legendary super saiyan which turned into a joke why

does his vision never really show him that I imagine oh! wait I am not the

writer isn't it?! )it was as if he'd been smacked between the eyes with a
sledgehammer and a young boy looking like a mushroom and a young woman
doing perilous stunts on her bike to reach them. (Whoa!! Is that Bulma?! yoo-

hoo! How ya doin? Don't go that fast or....... Ooooooh sike!!)

"Okay so I get to see the future which is notoriously hilarious?! COMEON
SERIOUSLY?!" He screamed out loud! his visions went dark and he returned to the
present ( um..................is your vision already hilarious from the start I am

just sayin!!!!!!!!!!!)
Bardock decided he has to fight no doubt about that after seeing that vision
Bardock was determined to not send that kid to that planet anytime soon but he
knows still that he cant literally combat a four ton orb with sheer force and he has to
save a child's life so he kept a mental record even if he survives this damn combat orb
he will find his son and warn him his future about flying bikes and a legendary
super saiyan button.
" I will not let this happen I wont let YOU . DESTROY. MY . WORLD!!!!!" ( OK
death boy you are seriously in for a suicide event!!!) He fired a smaller blue coloured
orb to Frieza as the warlord lowered his ultimate death machine it swallowed the
blue orb with one huge gulp.
"Wait! what?" Bardock exclaimed shocked then in a spilt of a second he went his
full nelson to get that orb killing.
He fired multiple blows nada! ( Let me tell you science that thing is HUGE like
pretty much like the size of four adult African elephant's and the weight?! Well
imagine 4 tons of force on each elephant and then multiply by 4 oh first add it ok yep
you get the answer so if a blue orb gets swallowed by a huge supernova isnt it time
to realize Bardock that charging at it full nelson seems pretty much like a seamless
job?! You are seriously dead for sure?! Oh wait you didn't should I really say that?
no I shouldn't have said that nope!)

"NOOO!!!!!" Bardock struggled to no end but you know rest was history
"My son will destroy you, Frieza!!!"(ooh I wished to see that engraved on his

tombstone!) His last words echoed as the killer machine annihilated the planet

until it was mere ashes (wow!! never really thought of that!!!)

"NOOOOOOOOO!!!!!" In planet Zorbak Three saiyan's had seen the explosion in HD
view Raditiz crumbled to the ground sobbing . Prince Vegeta stared at the
nothingness with no expression in his face