Ben & Jerry's Freezer Fairies (think gangsters)

Fairy 1: Hey, it's us. The Ben & Jerry's Freezer Fairies. That's what we said. Ben & Jerry's Freezer Fairies. You
know some people don't believe in Freezer Fairies. Doesn't bother us. We know we're here.

Fairy 2: So listen up. Here's how it works. Do something good out there in the world and bang. We stick a
pint or two of Ben & Jerry's in your freezer when no one is looking.

Fairy 1: Now, do something bad and boom! No Ben & Jerry's. Plus we stick something really weird in your
freezer like frozen clams.

Fairy 2: Hey! We ain't no lightweight fairies that tap dance on moonbeams and stuff.

Fairy 1: Yeah, we work for a living. We got bills to pay.

Fairy 2: Just like you guys.

Fairy 1: Okay, settle down you guys. Us Freezer Fairies can be sensitive too.

Fairy 2: So where were we?

Fairy 1: Let's review. Do something good....

Fairy 2: We sneak some Ben & Jerry's into your freezer. Maybe some Cherry Garcia.

Fairy 1: Or some Chunky Monkey. But do something bad....

Fairy 2: And no Ben & Jerry's in YOUR freezer!

Fairy 1: Plus we mess with your head a little bit.

Fairy 2: OK, till next time. We wish you a freezer full of love and surprises.

Fairy 1: Be good out there.

Fairy 2: OR ELSE!