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by reikeko

| 4:53pm | a
7

[ fatui inc directors ]

columbina
so, are u adding her a
3

childe
maybe

la signora
just add her. a
1

childe
ok but y'all need to swear u won't do anything weird

arlecchino
Do you trust us that little a
4

childe
ya lol

u guys kinda suck

la signora
i know ur ugly ass isn't talking rn

sandrone
it'd be better if you guys didn't fight here a
8

columbina
get his ass rosa!!! a
1

childe
WOW now ima def not add her

columbina
noo (╥﹏╥)

arlecchino
But don't you want to prove that she likes you better
than us?

childe
well yes

dottore
so much commotion just for one person a
61

pulcinella
perhaps asking her first would be better a
4

columbina
NO ONE ASKRED PULCINELLA a
16

pulcinella

a
16

childe
ok ima add her rn don't be weird lol

also i already asked her so dw pulcinella

columbina
omg

childe added y/n

columbina
HII (≧◡≦) a
16

la signora
hello y/n. a
10

arlecchino
Hello again a
8

childe
y/n, these are my comrades

y/n
oh

hello childe and childe's friends a

1

la signora
"childe's friends" yea no a
9

i am not his friend.

columbina
shhshs

y/n, do you remember me? :> a

3

y/n
yes, you were the nice one

childe
NO SHE'S WEIRD TF a
18

columbina
who's weird? (✿◠‿◠)

childe
um

arlecchino
If Columbina is the "nice one," then what about the rest
of us?

y/n
oh

i don't know anyone else's names

la signora
you can just read it. it's right above our messages. a
2

columbina
what rosa meant to say wasss

they'll introduce themselves rn! :)))

childe
I'LL GO FIRST LOL

I'M CHILDE AKA THE HOTTEST ONE HERE a

43

ALSO THE STRONGEST a

2

ALSO THE TALLEST a

6

ALSO THE WISEST

ALSO THE COOLEST

arlecchino
Wow, I have never seen so much bullshit a
22

childe
rude

y/n
wooow nice to meet you childe

childe
yes it is nice to meet me

la signora
you are so full of yourself, it's disgusting.

childe
woah i almost gave a fuck a
8

la signora
words cannot describe how much i hate you

sandrone
they're besties

y/n
understandable

sandrone
i'm sandrone btw :) a
26

y/n
hey sandrone, i'm y/n

la signora
i'm rosalyne. a
13

but call me la signora.

bcz only close friends can call me rosalyne.

y/n
ok... hello la signora

childe
blah blah

and u say i'm full of myself

it's the hypocrisy for me

la signora
i will break the very fingers you type with.

childe
that's cool and all but i don't rmr asking a
1

columbina
anyway...

capitano
onatipac ma i a
99

y/n
what

childe
oh that's capitano

he types backwards for some reason a

4

built di!erent ig a
5

columbina
he's a little messed up in the head but that's ok a
10

y/n
i see

dottore
i'm o!ended no one's introduced me yet a
4

i should've been the first tbh

childe
here comes weirdo #2

dottore
sit ur ass back down, u can't talk with that goofy ass
haircut of urs a
31

childe
bro have u seen ur own haircut

looks worse than scara's a

70

y/n
and who is this

dottore
oh hello there.

you can call me dottore, my fair maiden. a

147

and don't pay attention to a word the ginger says, he's a

little mentally deranged. a
1

childe
URE THE MENTALLY DERANGED ONE

BITCH LAUGHS AT HIS OWN JOKES a

11

dottore
you literally do too ??

columbina
yes dottore and childe are basically the same amount of
dumb c:

y/n
has been noted

childe
WAIT WHAT NO

scaramouche
came here to remind u all i hate each and every one of u
and pray for ur downfall on a daily basis. a
206

oh and that u suck and will never be loved in ur entire

pitiful life. a
6

ok bye a
8

y/n
well he surely seems nice

childe
short purple headed emos aren't allowed here go away

columbina
not him projecting

sandrone
we love u too scara a
2

capitano
hctib ome a
94

la signora
so true.

dottore
haha what a fun guy!

y/n
who was that anyway a
1

childe
his name is scaramouche

he sucks stay away from him a

32

(he's one of the ppl u want to avoid) a

1

arlecchino
And who are the others to be avoided?

childe
i'll let u guys figure that out

y/n
childe they're not as weird as you tbh

columbina
ouch

arlecchino
Lol

la signora
she still called us weird.

childe
y/n what is this betrayal

ALL GIRLS ARE THE SAME JUICD WRLD WAS RIGGT a

22

y/n
STOP

pantalone
What the fu a
108

pierro
Huh. a
8

pantalone
I mean a
2

What in teyvat is going on here

pulcinella
it's better to watch

columbina
TARTAGLIA ADDED HIS LADY FRIEND HERE (,,>﹏<,,)

childe
FOR THE LAST TIME, SHE'S NOT MY LADY FRIEND

capitano
rail a
156

y/n
are these more of your friends, childe

childe
this is basically our work gc

idk why i added u to this one tbh

sandrone
if you were smart, you would've made a new one a
1

la signora
does it seem like tartaglia uses his brain at all.

childe
stfu u guys literally are the ones who forced me to add
her here

pantalone
Ah well hello tartaglia's lady friend a
28

childe
bro.

pierro
Are you the one tartaglia was texting during our
meeting?

y/n
yeah lol

pantalone
Oh my

dottore
u got tartaglia scolded el oh el

y/n
my bad

childe
it wasn't ur fault dw

columbina
omg guys ˶ᵔ ᵕ ᵔ˶ a
1

childe
waht

sandrone
yeah, it was completely tartaglia's fault

la signora
^

y/n
well i did tell him to pay attention

dottore
when she tells u to pay attention to ur work ong a
28

columbina
she's a keeper ◝(ᵔᵕᵔ)◜ a
18

childe
u guys swore u wouldn't say any weird shit

sandrone
we aren't??

dottore
i made no such promise, rolls eyes a
55

columbina
oopsies

pierro
Are you guys going to keep talking?

sandrone
perhaps

pantalone
Muting the groupchat seems like a good idea

arlecchino
Oh you guys haven't already done that a
1

y/n
maybe i should leave

childe
what why

columbina
nooo </3

y/n
i mean... this is literally your guys' work groupchat

childe
yeah, so

y/n
well isn't it supposed to be

for y'know, work

sandrone
we can just make a new work one

columbina
yess

la signora
ig

childe
yeah

y/n
oh okay

as long as i'm not being a bother

childe
of course ure not

columbina
omg guysss a
2

childe
stip that

la signora
stop*

childe
...

ihy all

scaramouche
me too a
59

y/n
oh you're back

childe
go away again a
1

scaramouche
fuck o! a
14

sandrone
they're besties too

childe
ew

pierro
Don't fight here

childe
yes father a
22

i mean dad

i mean sir

y/n
childe... a
1

scaramouche
ew a
2

childe
shur up shorty a
1

scaramouche
die a
17

pantalone
Let's be nice a
6

dottore
no keep fighting, it's entertaining

y/n
true

childe
ok but ik i'm not the only one who gets father vibes
from pierro

columbina
do you perhaps have daddy issues, tartaglia a
33

childe
what no

dottore
ong

it's going to be okay a

6

u aren't alone

if u need help, blink twice a

57

childe
SHUT THE FUCK UP

y/n
i think he's asking for help

dottore
he is so brave

pantalone
Enough to make a grown man cry a
9

arlecchino
Why am i still here a
2

childe
i hate it here

la signora
same.

y/n
dramatic mf

anyway, this was fun guys but i gtg now

columbina
aw okay bye y/n <3

sandrone
bye bye it was nice meeting u!! a
+

capitano
eyb a
59

pantalone
Goodbye, take care tartaglia's lady friend a
7

dottore
farewell m'lady a
79

childe
u look dumb stop. a
1

dottore
oh? are u perhaps jealous that i am naturally more
charming and hot than u a
70

childe
u wish

i am way more charming and hot than u a

15

dottore
i beg to di!er

childe
keep begging, u know it's true

dottore
so mad and for what

just because i called y/n "m'lady"

childe
that's not why.

dottore
sure

i can smell ur jealousy through the screen

childe
SHUT UP

y/n
guys why are you arguing...

and i'm still waiting for childe's goodbye lol 19 a

childe
huh i didn't say goodbye?

y/n
nope

childe
oh my bad

goodbye y/n

y/n
bye

dottore
smh

childe
man shut up

seen

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