Torran: Erik, yung sa’yo kukunin mo na?
Chris: ikaw yun
Erik: hindi. Taga Bitbit muna kita
Torran: Okay*sighing*
Erik: Ihi lang ako
Torran: sige bro
Chris: oh wait, sabay na tayo together man
Torran: O classroom na lang
*random guy bumps into torran*
Torran: Dick!... pshhh
Ddude: Dude, okay ka lang?
Ddude: pasensya ka na pare, mga taga
Kappa Lambda Mu ‘yung mga ‘yun e
Torran: FRAT BOY, kaya naman pala
matapang e. Bwiset
Ddude: alam mo tol, hindi naman lahat ng
frat pare ganon. Alam mo kami sa Alpha
Beta Gamma, Brotherhood. Tulungan. Lalo
na sa mga teachers na alumni
Torran: talaga?
Ddude: Eto *hands a frat info* pag
interesado ka, punta ka lang sa tambayan
namin, alam ng lahat ‘yan
Ddude: Ivan nga pala bro *offers a
handshake*
Torran: ay, torran *handshakes*
Ddude: goodluck sa first day of class ha
Torran: Oo bro thank you
Ddude: okay
*torran reading the handed info*
Torran: you need a brother to stand up for
you… psh… ass
Meanwhile in classroom*
Erik: bat ganito yung classroom naten?
parang… parang pang high school. Kitamo
di na magkasiya si chris sa upuan niya o
Chris: oy
Torran: chuckles* Laking tao e
Chris: may burnik ka ba? May burnik?
Torran: dude, temporary lang yan. Di bale,
marami naman kayong makikick out
Erik: huy wag mo akong dinadamay diyan a
Chris: c’mon men
Erik: sama mo
Torran: hindi okay okay, knock on wood
*knocks on chris’ head*
Chris: Anuba, nuba torran. Sayang to o
Torran: pst erik. sight mo, likod mo
Erik frowns*
Torran: Sight mo likod mo, mukhang
betschikas nitey
Chris: What?
Erik: witit ating, dead meat yarn
Torran: uy, keribels teh, may fes naman e
Erik: wis ko bet, chakabels
Chris: anong pinag uusapan niyo?
Erik: sabi kasi ni torran, parang may gusto
daw sakin yung nasa likod. Sabi ko hindi
Chris: uy, turo niyo naman sakin yan. Anu
ba yan?
Victor: Are you guys talking about me?
Erik: hmm Nope
Chris Yessss
Torran: no we’re not chris
Victor: thought so
Torran:6pm na, wala pa ata yung prof natin
diba
Erik & Torran: late
Victor: Actually it's 5:59, yan ang tamang
time. I synchronize mo yung relo mo saken
Torran: Bakit?
Victor: Good evening class, I am attorney
victor cruz. I graduated from this prestigious
university some years back. I won’t say
when because I don’t like the way I age.
Chris: c’mon bro, Teacher natin yan?
Victor: Yes way. As I was saying, I was
number eight in the bar exams when I took
up my masters at the Kennedy school of
government at Harvard University. I happen
to have especially good hearing so I'd
appreciate it if you keep your personal
conversation to a minimum, specially about
me. Index card please!
Reading the index card*
Victor: on the table chop chop, we don’t Victor: where is that shown?
have all day. Misis Ruiz, stand up. Did you Torran: your last question sit
read she ming choi versus court of appeals Victor: i’m a lawyer, I lie, I kinda do that
Ruiz: Yes sir sometimes
Vitor: what was miss gina choi’s complaint Torran: oh article 68 of family code sir
versus mr. Chi Ming Choi? Victor: hoooo
Ruiz: she filed for annulment on the ground
of psychological incapacity sir
Victor: anong mga basise niya?
Ruiz: uh noong nag honeymoon po sila,
ayaw makipagsex ng husband niya
sakaniya tapos nahuli niya pong ginagamit
ang eyeliner ng nanay niya.
*laughs echoing the whole class*
Ruiz: nagduda siya baka gay ang asawa
niya and she also said that he is impotent
and he had a…
Victor: And he had a what?
Ruiz: A tiny penis
Victor: How small?
Ruiz: very small
Victor: not specific enough, how many
inches?
Ruiz: umm… Sir cruz
Victor: don't bring mine into it, it’s not my
penis
Ruiz: sorry sir
Victor: you may sit down, you got half the
question right you get half marks… Next
up… Mr. Garcia torran, stand up, ang pangit
ng pangalan. Mr. Funny guy, how many
inches?
Torran: uhmm it was clinically found to be
three inches and one centimeter like um,
like this *pinky finger*. Pag matigas
Victor: precisely, now last question. Does
the law provide that husband and wife live
together and observe universal love and
respect and fidelity?
Torran: no sir
Victor: Are you sure?
Torran: yes sir, uh it’s not universal love. It’s
a mutual love obliged to observe mutual
love