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Where's God When I'm S-Scared?
Contents
1. Transcript
1.1. Opening Countertop
1.2. Tales of the Crisper

1.3. The Water Buffalo Song
1.4. Daniel and the Lions Den

1.5. Closing Countertop
Transcript
Opening Countertop
(We open with our hosts of the series Bob the Tomato and Larry the
Cucumber sitting on the countertop)
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Bob: And we're here to answer your questions.
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Larry: That's right!
(Bob moves to a giant piece of paper)
Bob: Now today, we got a letter from Lucy Anderson of Phoenix,

FAN Arizona, who writes:
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Lucy Anderson (VO): "Dear Bob and Larry, I am six years old.
Sometimes, I think that there are monsters in my closet. That makes
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me real scared. Can you help me?"
Larry: Ooh. I remember once I thought there were monsters in my
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closet!
Bob: Yeah? Well, what happened, Larry?
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Larry: Well, it turned out that they weren't really monsters at all. Just
my fluffy bunny slippers! And they're not so scary... just kind of squishy.
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Bob: Oh I see. Well Lucy Anderson, first check to see if it's just your
slippers, and then watch this story about when Junior Asparagus got a
VIDEO little bit scared.
Tales of the Crisper

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(Fade to a black-and-white scene in a mad scientist's laboratory. We
see two shadows moving around on the wall)
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WIKI Mad Scientist's Assistant: It can't be done. I don't believe you can do
it.
Mad Scientist: Well, just stand back and behold as I throw this switch!
(beat) It's alive! ALIVE! (laughs manically) Stand!
Mad Scientist's Assistant: Oh, my goodness. Look how big it is!
Mad Scientist: Speak!
(We hear a loud groaning noise)
Mad Scientist: Walk to me! No, this way!
Mad Scientist's Assistant: I'll be going...
Mad Scientist: Frankencelery, where are you going? Come back here!
(The camera slowly pans out as Frankencelery bursts through the

laboratory's door and goes on a rampage. A woman is heard
screaming)
Mad Scientist: No, don't go near there! Frankencelery, come back!

Stay away from those villagers!
(As the camera moves away, we see that we are actually looking at the
TV screen in the Asparagus family's living room. Junior Asparagus is
sitting there, watching the TV. He is smiling at first, but his expression
soon shifts to one of fear)
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Man on TV: Oh no. No. No. Get away! Get away! Oh no! No! No! No!
OUCH!
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Mom Asparagus: Junior? (peeks out from the kitchen) It's time for
bed.
Junior: Just four more minutes.

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Mom Asparagus: That's what you said four minutes ago. Let's
skedaddle up those stairs, your father will be up in a minute to tuck you
in. (Junior goes to the stairs) Besides, I think this show might be a little
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too scary for you.
Junior: It's not too scary. I.. I like it. (climbing the stairs) Yeah, I'm not
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scared.
(He looks at his family picture and smiles. Suddenly, he imagines his
MOVIES family turning into mad monsters with bolts jutting out of their necks.
Junior gets scared and runs into his room. Cut to Junior lying in bed.)
TV Junior: I'm not scared. (the house begins to shake) It was just
monsters... all around me... big growly monsters...
VIDEO (Bob and Larry suddenly fall right out the ceiling; Bob lands safely on
the floor next to Junior's bed, while Larry crashes into the toy chest.
Junior jumps out of bed in fright.)
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Junior: AAAH!!! Who are you?!
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Bob: I'm Bob! I'm a tomato and I'm here to help you. (Larry starts
struggling around in the toy chest as Junior watches in horror)
Junior: There's something in my toy chest! It's a monster... It's a big

scary lizard... It's... It's a... (Larry pops out with a baby bonnet on his
head) Baby pickle?
Bob: Uh, he's a cucumber.
Junior: Oh.
Larry: Where is everybody? (falls over)
Bob: Over here Larry! Ahem... (to Junior) We couldn't help but notice
that you were just a little bit frightened so we thought we'd drop in and
help.
Larry: Yeah! Fear not, for behold: I bring you good tidings and great joy
which shall be unto all people, for unto you...
Bob: Ahem! Wrong story, Larry.
Larry: Oh, sorry. (he smiles)
Junior: Well I wasn't really scared, you know. It was just a movie with a
big, scary monster... But I'm five years old now, so I can handle it.
Bob: Oh, so you weren't scared?
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Bob: (looking at Larry suspiciously) He wasn't scared?
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Larry: Nope! Not scared a bit.
Junior: Well maybe just a little bit.
Bob: Oh, just a little bit scared?

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Larry: Oh, a little bit.
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Junior: But not too scared.
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(Bob and Larry both mumble something to each other)
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Junior: Why? How can you guys help me? I mean... if I was scared...
Bob: Oh, we were just gonna sing you a little song, that's all. But since
MOVIES you weren't even scared, I guess we'll just be on our way. (Junior looks
surprised)
TV Larry: Yup! See you later!
Junior: No wait! I guess maybe a little song might be nice... well, since
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Bob: But if you weren't scared, then there's really no reason, so I guess
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Junior: (gets angry) Sing the song!!

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Bob: Okay, here it goes.
(The camera turns on Junior and the lights dim. Two spotlights shine
on Junior and Bob.)
Bob: (singing) You were lying in your bed. You were feeling kind of
sleepy... But you couldn't close your eyes because the room was
getting creepy!
(Junior looks around the room)
Larry: Were those eyeballs in the closet? (Three pairs of eyeballs pop
out out Junior's closet.) Was that Godzilla in the hall?
Bob: There was something big and hairy casting shadows on the wall.
(Junior turns around and sees a monstrous shadow and looks
panicked.) Now your heart is beating like a drum, your skin is getting
clammy...
(At the closet door, several tiny monsters jump out and bounce into
the dresser drawers.)
Bob: There's a hundred tiny monsters jumping right into your jammies.
(Junior looks terrified)
Bob: (speaking) What are you gonna do?
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Bob: No. You don’t need to do anything!
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Junior: What? Why?
Bob: Because... (singing again) God is bigger than the boogie man!
He’s bigger than Godzilla or the monsters on T.V, Oh, God is bigger than
the boogie man, and He’s watching out for you and me! (the song
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Junior: Um... Well… I… Hmm, well, no.
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Bob: Oh. You see, you don’t have to be afraid, because God is the
biggest!
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Junior: What? Is He bigger than King Kong? Because Kong's a really big
monkey and he’s kinda scary.
MOVIES Bob: Next to God, Junior, King Kong would look like an itty-bitty bug.
Junior: Really?
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Bob: Mmm-hmm.
VIDEO Junior: Well, is He bigger than the slime monster? Cause he’s the
biggest monster of them all!
WIKIS Larry: Compared to God, the slime monster is like a teeny little
cornflake!
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Junior: Yeah, but the slime monster can squirt slime out of his ears.
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Can God squirt slime out of His ears?!
Bob: (clears throat) Come over here, Junior.
(Bob Larry and Junior hop towards the window)
Bob: What do you see up there?
Junior: My curtains.
Bob: No, out the window. Up in the sky.
(Junior looks out the window at the starry sky)
Junior: I see lots of stars.
Larry: God made all the stars outta nothing. He just went... (blows a
raspberry) and there they were.
Junior: No way!
Bob: That’s right. And He also made the sun and the moon, and even
the earth we’re living on right now.
Junior: Wow! Slime Monster couldn’t do that. Even if he tried, he'd get
everything really sticky!
Bob: But do you know what else God made?

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Junior: What?
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Larry: He made all the plants and animals, and people too.
Junior: Wow!
Bob: And that’s why we don’t have to be afraid.

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Junior: Huh?
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Bob: You see, everything God makes is very special to Him. He made all
the little kids and He loves them very much. And because He loves
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them, He takes extra good care of them. So we don’t need to be afraid
because God is always looking out for us!
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Junior: Oh, I get it. So you’re saying God’s the biggest of them all, and
He’s on my team!
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Bob: That’s right! Oh, by the way, there’s someone else who wants to
meet you.
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(Frankencelery suddenly drops from the ceiling)
VIDEO Junior: AAAHHH!!! IT'S FRANKENCELERY!!! (hides in his toy chest)
Frankencelery: Ah, well, actually my name is Phil Winklestein and I’m

WIKIS an actor from Toledo.
Junior: (peeking out from the toy chest) What?!

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Frankencelery: Well, I was just pretending to be Frankencelery in that
TV show. Um, that was my job. And really I’m just a regular guy, and I
wouldn’t hurt anybody.
Junior: Oh, I get it! (singing) So when I’m lying in my bed… and the
furniture starts creeping… I’ll just laugh and say “Hey, cut that out!”
and get back to my sleeping 'cause I know that God’s the biggest, and
He’s watching all the while. So when I get scared, I’ll think of Him and
close my eyes and smile!
All: God is bigger than the boogie man! He’s bigger than Godzilla or the
Monsters on TV. Oh, God is bigger than the boogie man, and He’s
watching out for you and me!
Tiny Monster 1: So, are you frightened?
Junior: No, not really.
Tiny Monster 2: Are you worried?
Junior: Not a bit! I know whatever’s gonna happen, that God can
handle it.
Frankencelery: I’m sorry that I scared you when you saw me on TV.
Junior: Well, that’s okay, 'cause now I know that God is taking care of
me!

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All: God is bigger than the boogie man! He’s bigger than Godzilla or the
Monsters on TV. Oh God is bigger than the boogie man, and He’s
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watching out for you and me!
Junior: (speaking) One more time!
All: God is bigger than the boogie man. He’s bigger than Godzilla or the
FAN Monsters on TV. Oh, God is bigger than the boogie man and He’s
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watching out for you and me. He’s watching out for you and me!
Tiny Monsters: Watching… Watching… Watching…
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Junior: Out for you and me! (speaking) Yeah!
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(Bob, Larry, the tiny monsters and Frankencelery suddenly disappear.
Dad Asparagus comes into the room)
MOVIES Dad: Junior, what’s all that racket in here?
Junior: Well, I was just singing.

TV
Dad: Well, your mother and I think that show was a little too scary for
you.
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Junior: Yeah, well, maybe, but you know Frankencelery is really a guy
named Phil from Toledo. And he’s really not scary at all. And besides,
WIKIS God is bigger than any of them, and even though He doesn’t squirt
slime out of His ears, He made the whole universe! And He’s taking
good care of me too.
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Dad: Um… well… you’re right. We don’t have to worry about things
because God is taking care of us. I do think we should be a little more
careful about what we watch on television. And you know what? It’s
okay to tell us if you’re really scared.
Junior: Okay. I guess you’re right.
Dad: Sounds like you’ve been doing some good thinking. But it’s time
to shut the thinker down now and get some sleep.
Junior: Okay.
Dad: I love you little mister.
Junior: I love you big mister.
Dad: I’ll see you in the morning.
Junior: Alright.
Junior: (Singing) God is bigger than the (YAWN) boogie man. (Snoring)
[The credits appear as the instrumental version of the last part of the
song "God is Bigger" plays over it.]
The Water Buffalo Song

(Title card for the silly song fades in. It shows Larry singing and a music
stand in front of him. The background is mostly white, with music
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notes surrounding.)
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Announcer (British accent): And now it's time for “Silly Songs with
Larry,” the part of the show when Larry comes out and sings a silly
song. So without further ado, “Silly Songs with Larry.”
(Larry hops out with an oversized cowboy hat.)

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Larry: The Water Buffalo Song:
(Music kicks in and the singing kicks in.)
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Larry: (singing) Everybody's got a water buffalo. / Yours is fast but
mine is slow. / Oh, where do you get them? I don't know. / But
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everybody's got a water buffalo-oo-
ooooooooooooooooooooooooooohhhhhhhhhhhh. / I took my buffalo to
the store; / Got his head stuck in the door. / Spilled some Lima beans
MOVIES on the floor; / Oh, everybody's got a-
(Archibald Asparagus hops in annoyed and angered, interrupting the

TV song.)
Archibald: Stop it! Stop! Stop right this instant! What do you think
VIDEO you're doing? You can't say everyone's got a water buffalo when
everyone does not have a water buffalo! We're going to get nasty
letters saying, "Where's my water buffalo? Why don't I have a water
WIKIS buffalo?" And are you prepared to deal with that? I don't think so. Just
stop being so silly!
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(Archibald hops off and Larry looks at the camera and the silly song
title card cuts in.)
Anonymous British narrator: This has been “Silly Songs with Larry.”
Tune in next time to hear Larry sing:
Larry: Everybody's got a baby kangaroo. / Yours is pink but mine is

blue. / Her’s was small, but-
Archibald (screaming):
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!
(Archibald charges in and tackles Larry off-screen. Title card fades

away and thus ending the silly song skit.)
Daniel and the Lions Den

(Daniel and the Lion's Den starts up, Larry is Daniel and Archibald is
King Darius with a narrator introducing the story with a camera going
from the sea over the lands into the city of Babylon.)
Narrator: Long, long ago, in a far away land, there lived a young man
named Daniel. When Daniel was a boy, he was taken from his home in
Judah to live in a city called Babylon, where he went to school in the
palace of the Babylonian king. Daniel missed his home very much. And
every day he prayed that God would take care of his family, and his
friends, and look after him, too. God heard his prayers, and helped
Daniel become wise as he grew older, until everyone in the palace
knew of his wisdom. Then one night, while Babylon was sleeping, the
king had a dream.
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(Camera cuts to Darius' palace with the first appearance of the
Scallions as Darius' wisemen as their presence is required. Mozart-
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esque music starts up and the Scallions and Darius' maidens, stand up
straight. Darius bursts the doors open and begins singing.)
Darius: (singing) I am King Darius. I've had a dream. And now I'm
feeling rather frightened, and I wish someone would tell me what it
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Scallion 1: We are your wisemen. Yes, that is true. And though we're
using all our wisdom, we're afraid we can't explain your dream to you.
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Darius: (outraged) What?!?
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Scallion 3: But there is one who is wiser still, and Daniel is his name.
So before you take another sleeping pill, perhaps he can explain.
MOVIES (Camera turns to a door behind the scallions and cuts closer to the
door and Daniel runs into the camera and pops out and smiles at
everyone.)
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Daniel: My name is Daniel. That much is true. But it is God who gives
me wisdom, and through me He will explain your dreams to you.
VIDEO
(Camera cuts to the maids looking curiously at Daniel.)
WIKIS Maid 1: His name is Daniel. That’s what he said. But when he talks
about this “God” of his, I think he's kinda loony in the head. I do.
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Narrator: (talking) Well, Daniel was able to explain the king's dream,
and this made the king very happy.
King Darius: (back to singing) Daniel, you have enlightened me! Your
job, I will expand. From now on, I want you to sit right beside me as the
second-in-command!
(Music ends with Darius and Daniel hopping out the court with the
Scallions jealous.)
Narrator: This was very good news for Daniel, but very bad news for
the wisemen. You see, each one of them wanted to be second-in-
command. But now that Daniel got the job, the wisemen would have to
do whatever he said. This made the wisemen very unhappy, and they
immediately started thinking of ways to get rid of Daniel.
(The music for the next song kicks in and the scallions begin to dance
and sing.)
All: Oh, no! What we gonna do? The king likes Daniel more than me and
you. Oh, no! What we gonna do? We gotta get him out of here. Oh, no!
What we gonna do? The king likes Daniel more than me and you. Oh,
no! What we gonna do? We gotta get him out of here.
Scallion 2 and 3: (singing the next verse while Scallion 1 still sings the
first one) We could throw him in the dungeon, we could let him rot in
jail. We could drag him to the ocean, have him eaten by a whale.
Scallion 1: We could throw him in the Tigris, let him float a while, then
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brim, a boot without a spur. Or we can give him jelly doughnuts, take
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them all away, or we can fill his ears with cheese balls and his nostrils
with sorbet. We can use him as a footstool or a table to play Scrabble
on, then tie him up and beat him up and throw him out of Babylon!
Scallion 2: (not singing) Or…

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(Camera cuts to an Ariel view of one Scallion 2 whispering his plan and
the others listening. Camera cuts to the scallions giving their opinions
of Scallion 2's idea.)
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Scallion 1: I like it!
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Scallion 3: It's sneaky!
Scallion 1: And it just…

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Scallion 3: Might…
TV Scallion 2: Work!
All Scallions: (back to singing) We could use him as a footstool or a

VIDEO table to play Scrabble on, then tie him up and beat him up and throw
him out of Babylon!
WIKIS (The music goes on with the scallions leaving Darius' court and the
music ends with the doors slamming shut. Camera cuts to an outside
view of Darius's court with the narrator talking into the inside if the
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court.)
Narrator: The very next morning, the wisemen appeared before King
Darius to try and trap Daniel with their scheme.
Darius: You wanted to see me?
Scallion 1: Ahem. (singing) We've got some news, good king Darius. We
fear your position is precarious. There are some people here in Babylon
who won't give you your due. They’d rather bow to other men.
Darius: Can this be so?
Scallion 2: 'Tis true.
Darius: (looking worried) Oh, dear.
Scallion: We brought a solution of our own design. (pulls out a

contract) If you'll just sign this paper on the dotted line. It's an edict
stating most concisely what we're all to do. We must bow our heads or
bend our knees before no one, but you.
Darius: I see. Ahem. (singing) Just one more time, now, let's see if I got
this straight. A law to prove once and for all that I am great. If I'm the
king then no one must doubt my full supremacy. So from this day forth
my citizens will pray to only... …me! (not singing) Yes! But what if they
don't?
Scallion 1: If they don't obey, any citizen, will be thrown into the lion's
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Darius: (spoken) Oh! Yes? Well, I guess that would do it! All right then,
good work, men! Ta-ta!
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Anonymous female singing voice: So the law was passed, the deed
was done. Daniel's troubles have just begun.
(Camera shows Babylon through a window and pulls into Daniel's

FAN house who we see praying to God.)
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Narrator: Everyone in Babylon heard about the new law, including

Daniel. But Daniel also new God's law, and God told him that he should
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only pray to God. And so the next day, just like every other day, Daniel
prayed and thanked God for the sunshine and for all his friends. He also
thanked God for giving him the courage to do what was right, even
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Daniel: (opens one eye after the narrator talks) Did you say trouble?
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(The Scallions open the door and catch Daniel in the act.)
TV Scallion 1: Ah-ha!
(The Scallions approach Daniel. Scene switches to Daniel now being

VIDEO carried by the Scallions.)
Daniel: So you guys are wisemen? Well that's pretty cool. I mean, have
WIKIS you always been wise, or did you have to go to school for that? Were
you serious about that cheese ball thing? Hey I can see my house from
here.
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(The Scallions approach the Lions' Den, as the sound of a lion's roar is
heard.)
Scallion 1: Daniel, because you violated section 4219-2r9-4000-6.1-

7...b, of the code of Babylon, forbidding prayer to anyone but King
Darius, you are hereby sentenced to be consumed by the lions.
Goodbye.
Daniel: Don't I get a phone (They throw him into the lions' den.)
caaaaalllllll?!
(The Scallions throw Daniel into the Lions' Den and he lands face first.)
Scallion 2: Hey Daniel! You're sure gonna have fun down there! We're
not "lion". (laughing)
Scallion 3: Uh yeah! You better be "lion" down... Um... 'cuz those lions
are gonna...um..."lie"..."on" you! Ha ha!
Scallion 2: What? Mine was funny. Yours was...goofy. Lions are gonna
ly-on you?! They're gonna eat him! They're not gonna ly-on him.
Scallion 3: Well, well maybe they're gonna lie on him, then eat him. Or
one will lie on him while another one, maybe eats him. Or, well maybe
one will sit on him...
Scallion 2: What? Like the lions are gonna cooperate? Like one's gonna
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(The Scallions push a rock over the den, making it completely dark.)
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appear.)
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gonna do? It looks like I'm gonna... end up as lion's stew.
(A bright light appears behind Daniel.)
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Lady Singing: Don't cry, Daniel... Fear not, Daniel... don't you know
you're not alone? There is One who is watching you. He listens when
ANIME you pray. And though it seems this time you won't get through, God
has made a way.
MOVIES (The lions become more docile.)
Narrator: Even though he still didn't know what to expect, Daniel felt
TV better, when he remembered that God was taking care of him, even in
the Lion's Den.
VIDEO (The Scallions are shown celebrating, while King Darius is saddened.)
Narrator: Elsewhere in the Kingdom, the wisemen were busy

WIKIS congratulating themselves for being so clever. While the King, believing
that he lost a good friend, decided the only thing that he can do is to
pray that Daniel's God would protect him.
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(King Darius & the Scallions going to the Lion's Den the next morning)
Narrator: The next morning, everyone ran down to the Lion's Den to
see what was left of Daniel.
Darius: It's hopeless, no one can survive a night with those lions.
Daniel: (Off-screen) Hello!
Darius: Did you hear something?
Daniel: (Off-screen) Hello!!
(Darius looks into the entrance of the Lion's Den)
Darius: Daniel, is that you?
Daniel: (Off-screen) Oh yeah, I'll be right up. I just have to say good bye
to my new friends.
Darius: It's... it's impossible!
Scallion 1: Yes, it is.
(Daniel comes up out of the Lions' Den.)
Daniel: Well, hello everybody. (turns back to the lion's den) See you
guys later. Thanks for the pizza!
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Scallion 1: They had pizza?
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Darius: Why, it's a miracle! (singing) Surely your God is above all men.
Now I understand! For even at the bottom of the Lion's Den, you were
in His hand. (speaking) I've got it, a new law! From this day forward,
everyone will pray only to Daniel's God, no more of this silly praying to
me business. But who's idea was that anyway? Oh, oh yes, I remember.
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Scallion 1: I hear they're looking for wisemen down in Egypt. Been fun,
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Scallion 2: Yeah, see ya!
Darius: Where do you think you're going? Come back here, you
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scoundrels! You scallywags! Not so fast! Stop! I'm the King, you must
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Where's God 1 VIEW

This is an episode transcript for

1.1. Opening Countertop

1.2. Tales of the Crisper

1.4. Daniel and the Lions Den

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(Bob moves to a giant piece of paper)

Bob: Now today, we got a letter from Lucy Anderson of Phoenix,

Larry: Ooh. I remember once I thought there were monsters in my

Bob: Yeah? Well, what happened, Larry?

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Mad Scientist's Assistant: Oh, my goodness. Look how big it is!

Mad Scientist: Speak!

(We hear a loud groaning noise)

Mad Scientist: Walk to me! No, this way!

Mad Scientist's Assistant: I'll be going...

(The camera slowly pans out as Frankencelery bursts through the

Mad Scientist: No, don't go near there! Frankencelery, come back!

Junior: Just four more minutes.

Junior: AAAH!!! Who are you?!

Junior: There's something in my toy chest! It's a monster... It's a big

Bob: Uh, he's a cucumber.

Larry: Where is everybody? (falls over)

Bob: Ahem! Wrong story, Larry.

Larry: Oh, sorry. (he smiles)

Bob: Oh, so you weren't scared?

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Junior: Well maybe just a little bit.

Bob: Oh, just a little bit scared?

Junior: But not too scared.

TV Larry: Yup! See you later!

Junior: (gets angry) Sing the song!!

(Junior looks around the room)

(Junior looks terrified)

Bob: (speaking) What are you gonna do?

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Junior: Um... Well… I… Hmm, well, no.

Bob: (clears throat) Come over here, Junior.

(Bob Larry and Junior hop towards the window)

Bob: What do you see up there?

Bob: No, out the window. Up in the sky.

(Junior looks out the window at the starry sky)

Junior: I see lots of stars.

Bob: But do you know what else God made?

Bob: And that’s why we don’t have to be afraid.

(Frankencelery suddenly drops from the ceiling)

VIDEO Junior: AAAHHH!!! IT'S FRANKENCELERY!!! (hides in his toy chest)

Frankencelery: Ah, well, actually my name is Phil Winklestein and I’m

Junior: (peeking out from the toy chest) What?!

Tiny Monster 1: So, are you frightened?

Junior: No, not really.

Tiny Monster 2: Are you worried?

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Junior: (speaking) One more time!

Tiny Monsters: Watching… Watching… Watching…

MOVIES Dad: Junior, what’s all that racket in here?

Junior: Well, I was just singing.

Junior: Okay. I guess you’re right.

Dad: I love you little mister.

Junior: I love you big mister.

Dad: I’ll see you in the morning.