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The Kathmandu Po T: Congratulations To The Bright Students of CCT!!! Moose Count Underway
The Kathmandu Po T: Congratulations To The Bright Students of CCT!!! Moose Count Underway
01 APR 2023
of the NASA Moon Sizing Experi- The injection of a new wrestling style which she demonstrated by holding
ment the first delivery of moose into into the tournament was welcomed Thompson above her head several
low moon orbit could be achieved as by spectators and Johnson’s pre- and times during the bout and throwing
early as the third quarter of next year. post-match breakdances have proved him into the crowd once. With the
The technology to nurture moose in entertaining to fans. However, she scores tied at 2-2 time ran out and the
space is available now’’, he said, ’’all was still not expected to win in contest went to a panel of judges to be
that is needed is political will’’. round three last Wednesday, facing assessed. They awarded Thompson a
off against title-holder Paulo "Spine- C grade whilst Johnson received an
Snapper" Lutti, of Vatican City. Un- A, becoming the first grandmother to
Granny wins derdog Johnson was soon showing her ever win the title.
worth with stamina and agility easily The new champion explained her
World Wrestling matching last year’s winner. Lutti’s success as the result of a strict train-
experience paid off initially as he took ing regimen instituted by her coach
Championship the first two rounds, but as John- and grandson five-year-old Sammy
By ROY MCROYSTON son became more confident her su- Johnson. "I’ve been drinking ten
perior strength came to the fore and raw eggs for breakfast every morning,
she clawed back two rounds to take sprinting fifty miles a day and carry-
the contest into a decider. By this ing my daughter’s car to the end of
Records were smashed in time Lutti’s body language indicated the road and back whenever I felt my
Nicaragua’s World Wrestling Cham- that he already felt overawed by the arthritis was OK" she said. Sammy
pionship last night as 78-year-old pretender to his crown, and the new- added "I always knew she could do
Maud Johnson, grandmother of five, comer took advantage of this to en- it. She’s my grandma.". The young-
became the first woman for fifty-six gage a mutual headlock which she ster is also her manager and has re-
years, and the oldest competitor ever, held for three hours until the Vat- portedly arranged sponsorship deals
to claim the gold medal. She walked ican man retired from exhaustion. which will dwarf her one million dol-
away with her million dollar share of The next seven matches were barely lar prize fund. Her new contract with
the prize money, runner up Tommy a contest as the news of Johnson’s headband designer Nike alone is set
Thompson from Nigeria taking half a supremacy overawed all her oppo- to earn her fourteen billion dollars
million, and third place New Zealan- nents who became too indimidated to over the next year. She will also be
der John Smith receiving a warm fight properly. promoting Tupperware, Halliburton,
handshake from the umpire. Nigerian Tommy Thompson is the Republic of Macedonia, and Gala
Having started the tournament a also a relative newcomer to the Bingo. Her continued participation in
rank outsider she began to impress wrestling scene, but with his 210lb the sport is not assured as she wants
in her second match when she took frame he was expected to fare well to spend more time on her bungee-
US number three Ron Ronson by sur- against Johnson who weighs in at jumping business, and knitting. Ev-
prise and subdued him in twenty sec- only 90lb. However Johnson’s lithe eryone here at the World Champi-
onds with her unique move that has and slender, some would say scrawny, onships, however, hopes for her re-
been dubbed "Maud’s Death Grip". figure belies her agility and strength turn.