22/03 CLASS 8

I) Translate into English:

a) Eu pego o metrô para ir ao trabalho.

b) A Rosy está mudando de roupa agora mesmo.

c) O ônibus chegou tarde.

d) Nós estávamos dormingo quando ele chegou.

e) Eles irão ao cinema hoje à noite.

f) Eu disse que eu te ajudaria!

II) Improving your writing skills

I am fine but........little sad and very happy. I had the .....English test in my company and I
have .........a B1 level result. But I.......very happy because I got an A2 result two mouths ago. So,
I ..............continue with you ......my dying day (..................). Thanks and I will wait.....the
correction.......this message. BETTER: I will wait for your feedback!

III) CUSTOMER SERVICE

https://www.thoughtco.com/customer-service-dealing-with-complaints-1210225

A King's home

http://www.learningchocolate.com/content/kitchenware-1?st_lang=en

IV) VIDEO LIE DETECTOR https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CjVVNuraly8

Interviewer: So Mr. Hanson. As you know we have all perspective employees ...................... a lie
detector test prior (antes) to joining our firm. So if you don't mind we're going to begin with a
couple of control ........................
Mr. Hanson: Should I be hooked up (ligado com cabos) to something?
I.: With the old system yes. But with the ................ Lie Detector 3000 it's programed to go off
(disparar com um 'beep') when it hears you tell a lie. For example. Go ahead and ................ an
obvious lie.
Mr. H.: Grass is blue. I'm a tall black man. I've never seen Jersey Shore. I love it. I've never
missed (perco) a one.
I.: I've heard a few things. Now go ahead and say ........................ that is true so we can properly
calibrate the machine.
Mr. H.: I have a twelve inch penis.
I.: That's kinda weird! Should have gone off (disparado)
Mr. H.: Why?
I.: Because there's no way you...
Mr. H.: I .................... a twelve inch penis! Actually might (talvez, pode ser) be thirteen...No, I
guess it's twelve.
I.: Wait. Seriously!?
Boss: Hey Mike, you got a chance to email me those mission statements?
I.: Ah yeah, I did it last night. This ....................... Alright. I haven't even started yet.
Boss: Well Mike. You're the best. You suck! (eres uma bosta!) I'll be back to my desk working.
I'll be ....................... Angry Birds on my phone.
I.: Please state (diga) you full name.
Mr. H.: Dane Christopher Hanson.
I.: Is it true that you reside at 1444 North Sierra Bonita avenue?
Mr. H.: Yes. Apartment 3.
I.: How do you live like that? E como você vive assim?
Mr. H.: When I moved here I went on West side rounds...
I.: No...
Mr. H.: It's like 88 dollars.
I.: How do you live with a ............. inch penis? I mean. How's that even possible?
Mr. H.: OK. I'm getting a little unconfortable with this line of questioning.
I.: Sorry. You're right. I mean it's just that twelve inches. That's like a freaking beefbus (penis).
You know what I'm saing?
Mr. H.: Why are you so concerned (preocupado) about my penis anyhow? I mean.
Are ................. gay or something?
Mr. H.: What!? NO!...Hay. Nobody loves pussy more than I do! ...Alright. I'm a flaming
homosexual but do me a favor, Don't tell anybody beacuse .................... knows...Everybody
knows.
Mr. H.: So wait. Tell people?
I.: -NO! Have you been fired (despedido) from a job before?
Mr. H.: No... Three ...................
I.: Have you ever stolen (roubado) from an employer before?
Mr. H.: No. Alright! Damn it.
I.: How .................. would you say you've stollen before?
Mr. H.: 100 dollars... 500 dollars...So much I've lost count. - tanto que perdi a conta...44 793
dollars!
I.: That's a lot of money Dane.
Mr. H.: Well...I had cancer. I bought a boat...and named it Cancer.
I.: I want to be honest Dane. This .................... is going really well.
Mr. H.: Yeah?
I.: NO! This is the worst interview I've ever been a part of! Normally you'd be gone. estarias na
rua. However...Company policy dictates I ................ you one final question. OK. Would you
ever ................. sex with a man in order to get a job? para conseguir um emprego
Mr. H.: Noo.
I: Welcome to firm!!