Harsh :

Sings opera
The other host (TOH ):
This is not an opera we are here for physioutsav
Harsh :
In SRK 's voice aisi badi badi onushtaano me aise chotto chotto kotha hoti rehti hai SENORITA
TOH:
Stop wasting time and start the show it is already late everybody is waiting for us to conduct the
show
Harsh :
Ok so without further delays let us welcome our respected professors
Beloved lab assistants
The lovely staff members
The ever cheerful scholars
The most dear seniors
And last but not the least our pyaare pyaare dost from the second sem
And if I have missed any viruses or bacterias in the room or any other organisms please forgive
me
TOH
So Harsh why were you singing opera as you entered
Harsh
Well you see if you don't show what's bad people won't understand how good good is
So my baje voice is a contrast to the voice that is going to mesmerize you all on the stage
So deviyo aur sajjano
Dilo ko thaamiye
Muscarinic receptors ko sambhaliye
GPCRs ko samjhaiye kyunki ekhun aashche stage e the voice that is not only mesmerizing but
also hypnotizing
Please welcome sumoyeeeeeeeeeeeeee

Harsh
Enters crying
TOH
Ki holo toke keno bachcha der moton kandchis tui?
Harsh
In a French tone
I always wanted to have a voice like that it was lovely
TOH
Toke keu overacting korar jonne taka day
Harsh
Manush shob kichu takar jonno kore na somman er jonno o kore
TOH
Kintu tui Aaj obdhi emun kichu korish ni je toke somman keu debe
Time noshto korish na
Because now we will be moving on with the Next segment which involves a show of respect to
the professors who give their best to make us responsible human beings
So I would request the members to please set up the stage for sombordhona

Harsh enters and like a South Indian guy

Aiyooo ji tumko malum hum kitna bada aadmi
TOH
Yes according to the anthropometric Rod you are 176 cm
Harsh
Aiyoo tumko Mera naam malum
TOH
Yeah Harsh ..
Harsh
Nahi ji hum hai Iyer
Venugopal Iyer
Muttuswami venugopal Iyer
Chinna Swami muttuswami venugopal Iyer
Rajashekhar srinivas tiruchirapalli chinna Swami muttuswami venugopal Iyer
Yettupattu Perambalur rajashekhar srinivas tiruchirapalli chinna Swami muttuswami venugopal
Iyer
TOH
Please chup kor na tui multiple personality disorder
You are consuming the time for something special
We would like to call on stage the amazing fantastic and respected professor BB

Harsh
Thankyou for your whatever bb sir did

TOH
Tui ki seriously gaan shikhte chaas harsh
Harsh
Na aami funnily gaan shikhte chai
Obviously aami damn serious
Koto practice Kori aami tui bhaabte Parish na
Shokale uthe
Ek paye dadiye
Eksho baar ekta raag dhore aami boshe thaaki
TOH
Ek paye dadiye ke boshe thakte pare
Harsh
Arre aap bhavnao ko samjho shabdo pe mat jao
TOH
Write this in your next endsem paper
Harsh
Arre don't angry me
Aami ekta sur er medley shonachi
DHA dha ni dha dha dha ni dha dha
Sa ga ma pa dha ni sa pa dhani saga dha dha ni ga ni taka namta tata dhimi ta Tom Tom ma ga
re sa ni dha dha
TOH
Tu chup ho jaa
Ladies and gentlemen this besura is too irritating so to soothe your soul and calm your hearts
please please please welcome the sweetest person to tread on planet Earth
Nilakshi dididisididididididiiddidi

Harsh
In aparichit voice
Eiiii
Yeh Desh me itni corruption kyun hai
There is a whole dialogue which I remember by heart and I am not writing this here
TOH
Ekta psychological patient jodi physiology study kore tokhon eitai hoy
Harsh
Agai a dialogue
TOH
Tui natok korish na please
Tui irritate korish na please
Tui chup kor please
Finger on your lips
Harsh
Aamake jodi chup korate chaichilish taale haate Mike Keno dhoraali
TOH
Sorry toke eikhaane admission dewa Tai uchit chilo na
Harsh sits down crying
TOH achcha stop crying you are a good boy na see do you know who is going to come on stage
It's none other than our cherished professor
RM Ma'am
Harsh jumps on listening her name
Gets of the stage
And welcomes RM Ma'am on the stage