Urm… Ok

To Yu Xi:

Introduction
Idk how tf to start to this shit so I’m beginning by saying: ur commitment issues are
dumb asl. I want to be with you without having to worry about you flirting with other
guys, so here’s my attempt to convince you to drop your commitment issues instead
of dropping me. You keep telling me you see yourself as a shiity person, and that you
are “disgusting”, but you aren’t. You are literally the complete opposite of that. You
are Beautiful. You deserve the world. You are an amazing person. I wish I could give
you everything you want and deserve. You deserve to be happy. You deserve to
have people care about you. You deserve to be told every day how beautiful you are.
I want you to be happy more than anything else. I would give up everything I have for
you and I want you to know that. You’re also really cute and pretty but I’m more of a
personality guy yk. So in this (1000-500)word essay, I will go through the pros and
cons of staying with Joshua Ning. :)

Argument 1:
The first reason you shouldn’t break up is because I’ll treat you like a fucking queen.
You’re literally my favourite person and somehow everything reminds me of you.
Every single little thing. I love your smiles, your laugh and your voice whenever we
call each other. Even listening to you rant about your problems makes me happy just
because I can hear your voice and because you trust me enough to tell me about
your problems. Every single one of these things makes me want to be with you
forever. I literally want to be by your side until the day I die. I’ll treat you however you
want me to, and to the best of my ability. I would do anything for you just to show you
how much I appreciate you. If you choose to commit to a relationship with me, I
promise to invest all my time and energy into making you feel happy.

Argument 2:
Secondly, I’m rich and I’m almost 6 foot tall.

Counter Argument:
However, you don’t like commitment and I respect that. I know that you are a
carefree person and that you enjoy your freedom. You won’t want to commit to an
actual relationship with me and plus, Kailash is way hotter.(dw, i agree) In a
relationship with me, you’ll lose your freedom and I don’t want to lose your carefree
lifestyle that you like just because of me.

Rebuttal:
 😁😁
I can actually guarantee you would be treated so well and that you would be so
much happier than if you were single. You won’t lose any of your freedom when
you’re with me. This is actually all I have for this point. No lie. Ya. I’ll make sure
you’re happy and it’ll make up for all the freedom or wtv that you’ll lose when you’re
with me.

In conclusion, I really like being your boyfriend and you are probably the best thing
that has ever happened to me so I just hope you make the decision to stay as my
boyfriend and give me a chance to change your mind about commitment. It’ll literally
be the best decision of your life. No lie. Would I lie to you?