LETS GET NUTS

by

BRODIE THOMPSON

01189998819991197253 (not real number)

poplerstudios@gmail.com
INT - SOVEREIGN CENTRE- DAY

VICTORIA, A Red Dress Wearing Assassin comes out of a Burger

king, she comes out with a bag full of food and with a crown
on her head, she then takes out the burger and then sits
down on the thomas ride, she checks her order and then sees
that her drink is empty

VICTORIA
You've gotta be joking me

She then fills up the cup and comes out of the restaraunt
and sits down

VICTORIA
Nobody should go hungry whilst
doing a job, especially killing

She then pulls out her pistol and check how much bullets she
has and sees that she has

VICTORIA
1

She looks in her pockets real quick and retrieves something

VICTORIA
2, 4, 8, 12, yep, have enough, in
case

She then sips into her drink and spits it out, we then see
that she puts in the wrong one.

VICTORIA
Well, that sucked, well, no time on
waste, lets head to the lifts

She attempts to throw the waste in the bin but fails to so

VICTORIA
Oh for god sake

She then tries to pick it up but also thinks about the job
so she heads off but some other guy also finds her littering

VICTORIA
Shit, someone noticed

She then heads off into the lifts and presses the button and
then waits until a lift comes, she looks back on the guy and
then she puts her hood up, but the guy notices the dress

KAREN
Hey! Don't think that I can see you
under that hood
The lift then finally opens so she goes in and presses the
fourth floor button whilst also rapidly pressing the close
button whilst the guy runs over to her and then the lift
then closes
 2.

KAREN
Oh don't think that you can get
away with tha-

The lift suddenly closes and VICTORIA then lets out a loud
sigh

INT - LIFT

VICTORIA
That was close, now on with the job

She then gets her phone out which a text reads the guy she's
trying to kill, it reads "Mike Carrey, 50, Literal
Douchebag", all of a sudden, the button "2" lights up and
then all of a sudden, somebody comes in which makes her gasp
in fear

NIGEL
Oh, your here

It was NIGEL

VICTORIA
Lemme guess, Mike

NIGEL
(Interrupting)
Carrey, yes

VICTORIA
Literal

NIGEL
Loser, Yes

She looks on with confusion and a long pause

NIGEL
What? Did it say loser on yours

VICTORIA
Looks like some dumbass is setting
us up with a double kill in case
one of us doesn't make it

NIGEL
Well sometimes when people call you
and you say you'll do it, on the
day you don't do it and they have
to call me

VICTORIA
Then why can't they do that,
NIGEL
Why don't you give people a full
refund on their jobs
 3.

VICTORIA
Don't ask me, its a problem with
paypal

The lift reaches the fourth floor

VICTORIA
Stay out of this, this guy is mine

NIGEL
Whatever you say Missie

VICTORIA
What did you call me

NIGEL
I'm sorry, do I need some comically
large megaphone

VICTORIA
Whatever, just stay out of my way

EXT - CAR PARK - DAY

VICTORIA then prepares her scopes and rifle to the target,

she puts the scope on the rifle and then aims it at the
target

EXT - PIER - DAY

MICHAEL CARREY is standing outside the pier with a donut in

his mouth

MICHAEL
Listen, if they try to go on strike
then screw them, I can hire more
people, its called the circle of
life

MICHAEL then looks at the car park and sees VICTORIA aiming
at her

MICHAEL
I'm gonna have to call you back

MICHAEL then hangs up and then calls GUARD to go up into the

car park and see what's going on

MICHAEL
Hey guard, go up into the Sovereign
Car park, Now

EXT - CAR PARK - DAY

VICTORIA and NIGEL are aiming their guns at MICHAEL

NIGEL
The one who aims closest to his
brain gets the booty
 4.

VICTORIA
Only if you aim at him that is

GUARD
Only if you get pass me that is

VICTORIA and NIGEL look back to see who the person who said
that is, it's GUARD

VICTORIA
Oh god, thats one hell of a guard

GUARD
I know your tryna kill Michael, so
I recommend you leave now

VICROIA then looks at NIGEL and then sighs

VICTORIA
Nige, I didn't want to do this but

Long Pause

VICTORIA
(Mumbling)
Do you wanna work with me

NIGEL
What?

VICTORIA
I Said

VICTORIA
(Mumbling and Continued)
Would you wanna work with me
NIGEL
Say it

VICTORIA
Ugh, do you wanna work with me, to
take Guard Down

NIGEL then takes his hand and says

NIGEL
Fine, But, the moment we're done,
Were back to our own routes, deal

VICTORIA then shakes his hand

VICTORIA
That was my plan
VICTORIA then shakes her head for NIGEL to run
 5.

GUARD
Ooh, looks like someone's up to the
challenge

VICTORIA
Alright, Lets Get Nuts

GUARD then starts to run up to VICTORIA, She starts running

but then slips in a puddle, GUARD Then comes by her when she
is trying to get up

GUARD
Huh, looks like someone's not
feeling it today,

VICTORIA
Come on Nigel, where are you?

GUARD
Looks like Nigel ran off, what a
pussy

VICTORIA
Knowing him, he wouldn't run off,
his clumsyness outranks his balls

Victoria Punches GUARD in the stomach and runs off, she then
calls NIGEL on the phone

NIGEL
(On the Phone)
Hey

VICTORIA
Where are you?

NIGEL
(On the Phone)
Aiming for that shot

VICTORIA
What?

NIGEL
(On the Phone)
Listen, you distract him, I'll kill
the target

VICTORIA
I don't Trust you

NIGEL
(On the Phone)
Of course you don't Now Keep Going
VICTORIA
Okay
 6.

VICTORIA then looks up to see GUARD has changed directions

and then throttles her

GUARD
I told you, I am a Guard, I save
the lives you try to take,

VICTORIA
Why can't you just find other
people to defend

GUARD
Because you'll eventually kill them

He then Pushes her on to the ground

GUARD
You see, I had previous Bosses die
in the hands of people like you,
and Job finding is a pain in the
ass, so what I would recommend, is
that you just give up, we'll give
you a good deal

VICTORIA
Probably shit knowing your client

GUARD
Oh, okay, how much did you want

VICTORIA
Lets say a million would cover
everything

GUARD looks at VICTORIA and ends up laughing

GUARD
No way we're paying you that

VICTORIA
Oh well, looks like someone's gonna

NIGEL
(interrupting)
Killed him

VICTORIA and GUARD looks at NIGEL

VICTORIA
Wait, how many bullets

NIGEL
One
VICTORIA
Oh, thats a relief

NIGEL
Yea-
 7.

BAM! NIGEL then gets his ribcage open, GUARD opens it up

with ease,

VICTORIA
NIGEL!!!!!!!!

GUARD
I told you, I didn't have time for
you chumps,

VICTORIA
You cold ruthless, Bastard, I'll
get you

VICTORIA runs up to NIGEL'S body in tears

VICTORIA
Oh god, I'm so sorry nigel

NIGEL
K-K-K-Kick h-his ass, f-for m-m

VICTORIA
What

NIGEL
Kick his ass for me

Nigel then passes out, pronouncing him dead

EXT - CAR PARK - SUNSET

VICTORIA then looks up at the sky, and looking at what the

world has done to her, once a rival turned into a friend,
now dead.

THE END