LETS GET NUTS

by

BRODIE THOMPSON

01189998819991197253 (not real number)

poplerstudios@gmail.com
EXT- BURGER KING- DAY

VICTORIA, A Red Dress Wearing Assassin comes out of a Burger

king, he comes out with a bag full of food and with a crown
on his head, he then takes out the burger and then sits down
on the bench, he checks his order and then sees that his
drink is empty

TUCKER
You've gotta be joking me

he then fills up the cup and comes out of the restaraunt and
sits down

TUCKER
Nobody should go hungry whilst
doing a job, especially killing

he then pulls out his pistol and check how much bullets he
has and sees that he has

TUCKER
1

he looks in his pockets real quick and retrieves something

TUCKER
2, 4, 8, 12, yep, have enough, in
case

he then sips into his drink and spits it out, we then see
that he puts in Mezzo Mix.

TUCKER
(Dissapointed)
Well, that sucked, well, no time on
waste, lets get to the promenade

he attempts to throw the waste in the bin but fails to so

TUCKER
(Angry)
Oh for god sake

he then tries to pick it up but also thinks about the job so

he heads off but some other guy named DAREN also finds her
littering

TUCKER
Shit, someone noticed

he then heads off to the traffic lights and presses the

button and then waits until the lights go green, he looks
back on the guy and then he puts his hood up, but then DAREN
notices the dress
DAREN
Hey! Don't think that I can see you
under that hood
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The lights then finally turns green so he crosses and DAREN

runs over to him and then the lights go red

DAREN
Oh don't think that you can get
away with tha-

The lights suddenly go red and VICTORIA then lets out a loud
sigh whilst DAREN yells and rants

EXT - PROMENADE - DAY

VICTORIA
That was close, now on with the job

he then gets his phone out which a text reads the guy he's
trying to kill, it reads "Mike Carrey, 50, Literal
Douchebag", all of a sudden, the button "2" lights up and
then all of a sudden, somebody walks up the stairs, the guy
then gets shocked at TUCKER

NIGEL
Oh, your here

It was NIGEL, a Suit Wearing Assassin who wears a Blue and

Yellow Tie and whom is also TUCKER's rival.

TUCKER
Lemme guess, Mike

NIGEL
(Interrupting)
Carrey, yes

TUCKER
Literal
NIGEL
Wanker, Yes

he looks on with confusion and a long pause

NIGEL
What? Did it say loser on yours

TUCKER
Looks like some dumbass is setting
us up with a double kill in case
one of us doesn't make it

NIGEL
Well sometimes when people call you
and you say you'll do it, on the
day you don't do it and they have
to call me

TUCKER
Then why can't they do that,
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NIGEL
Why don't you give people a full
refund on their jobs

TUCKER
Don't ask me, its a problem with
paypal

They then walk towards the Grand Pier.

TUCKER
Stay out of this, this guy is mine

NIGEL
Whatever you say Missie

TUCKER
What did you call me

NIGEL
I'm sorry, do I need some comically
large megaphone

TUCKER
Whatever, just stay out of my way

TUCKER then prepares his pistol, carefully aiming at his ta

MICHAEL CARREY, Who's Wearing a Black Suit and a Tie and has
brown Hair, is standing outside the pier with a donut in his
mouth

MICHAEL
Listen, if they try to go on strike
then screw them, I can hire more
people, its called the circle of
life
MICHAEL then looks to the left of him and sees TUCKER aiming
at him

MICHAEL
I'm gonna have to call you back

MICHAEL then hangs up and then calls GUARD on the phone

MICHAEL
(viciously whispering)
Hey guard, I need you at the
enterance, pronto, there are 2
people preparing guns

TUCKER and NIGEL then walk up to the Grand Pier Entrance to

kill MICHAEL
NIGEL
The one who aims closest to his
brain gets the booty
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TUCKER
Only if you aim at him that is

GUARD
Only if you get pass me that is

TUCKER and NIGEL look back to see who the person who said
that is, it's GUARD

TUCKER
Oh god, thats one hell of a guard

GUARD
I know your tryna kill Michael, so
I recommend you leave now

VICROIA then looks at NIGEL, both of them standing there and

then TUCKER sighs

TUCKER
Nige, I didn't want to do this but

Long Pause, as TUCKER has his eyes closed, standing there

nervously whilst NIGEL stands there embarrased and GUARD
stands there confused

TUCKER
(Mumbling)
Do you wanna work with me

NIGEL
What?

TUCKER
I Said

TUCKER
(Mumbling and Continued)
Would you wanna work with me

NIGEL
Say it

TUCKER
Ugh, do you wanna work with me, to
take Guard Down

NIGEL then takes his hand and says

NIGEL
Fine, But, the moment we're done,
Were back to our own routes, deal

TUCKER then shakes his hand

TUCKER
Deal, even though that was my part,
now, Lets Gun down this Bastard
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TUCKER then shakes his head for NIGEL to run

GUARD
Ooh, looks like someone's up to the
challenge

TUCKER
Alright, Lets Get Nuts

GUARD then starts to run up to TUCKER, he starts running but

then slips in a puddle, GUARD Then comes by him when he is
trying to get up

GUARD
Huh, looks like someone's not
feeling it today,

TUCKER
Come on Nigel, where are you?

GUARD
Looks like Nigel ran off, what a
pussy

TUCKER
Knowing him, he wouldn't run off,
his clumsyness outranks his balls

TUCKER Punches GUARD in the stomach and runs off, he then

calls NIGEL on the phone

NIGEL
(On the Phone)
Hey

TUCKER
Where are you?
NIGEL
(On the Phone)
Aiming for that shot

TUCKER
What?

NIGEL
(On the Phone)
Listen, you distract him, I'll kill
the target

TUCKER
I don't Trust you

NIGEL
(On the Phone)
Of course you don't Now Keep Going

TUCKER
Okay
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TUCKER then looks up to see GUARD has changed directions and

then throttles him

GUARD
I told you, I am a Guard, I save
the lives you try to take, I
Protect those who

TUCKER
Why can't you just find other
people to defend

GUARD
Because you'll eventually kill
them, like others did to my guard,
Do you know what it's like to be a
guard, you son of a bitch, the
sacrifices you need to take in
order to save someone

He then Puhes him on to the ground

GUARD
You see, I had previous Bosses die
in the hands of people like you,
and to be honest, I could care less
about them but, Michael was so
Different, There was kind of a bond
between us two, We were like
friends, for me, we would go out
for drinks, films and even do
things together, I wouldn't give
up something like that, so what I
would recommend, is that you just
give up, we'll give you a good deal

TUCKER then gets up

TUCKER
How Much?

GUARD
Oh, okay, how much did you want

TUCKER
Lets say uh, a million would cover
everything

GUARD looks at TUCKER and ends up laughing

GUARD
No way we're paying you that

TUCKER
Oh well, looks like someone's
gonna-
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NIGEL
(interrupting)
Killed him

TUCKER and GUARD looks at NIGEL, GUARD is standing there

looking shocked and TUCKER stands looking confused

TUCKER
Wait, how many bullets

NIGEL
One

TUCKER
Oh, thats a relief

NIGEL
Yea-

GUARD's shocked face then turns angry, he then snatches

TUCKER's gun

TUCKER
Hey!!

and then shoots NIGEL in the Heart,

TUCKER
NIGEL!!!!!!!!

GUARD
I told you, I didn't have time for
you chumps,

Guard's anger then turns to tears, he then walks off on to

the Pier
TUCKER
You cold, ruthless, Bastard, I'll
get you!!!!

TUCKER runs up to NIGEL'S body in tears

TUCKER
Oh god, I'm so sorry nigel

NIGEL
K-K-K-Kick h-his ass, f-for m-m

TUCKER
What

NIGEL
Kick his ass for me
Nigel then passes out, pronouncing him dead
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EXT - BEACH - SUNSET

TUCKER then looks up at the sky with tears of sadness in his

eyes, and looking at what the world has done to him, once a
rival turned into a friend, now dead, he then sees NIGEL's
gun, he picks it up, and then points it at the pier. With a
fierce look in his eyes it then cuts to black

TUCKER
You're next

THE END