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How to Ride Bitch (A Guide for Men)

This video is pure gold. “Riding on the back of another man’s motorcycle can be a dangerous threat to one’s manhood.
Commonly known as ‘riding bitch;’.”

For men that may need to hitch a ride with a brofriend, this 1960s throwback
instructional video from Alex Vivian and Cris Balmaceda is both informative, and
hilarious. Here’s a few highlights- never look your rider in the eye, give a good 10 cm
gap between rider’s back and passenger’s balls, and most definitely do not massage the
rider.

Here’s a breakdown of the nut-to-butt riding positions that are ‘allowed’.

The Meerkat

The Teapot

The Rodeo

The Siamese Twins – “back to back you’ve never looked more manly!”

“Ahhh, motorcycles- two wheels straight to a woman’s heart.”

Take a minute and watch-

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HOW TO RIDE BITCH from Alex Vivian on Vimeo.

Starring Sean Keenan, Simon Carr, Ashleigh Wesseling, and Hannah Varland. I wish
more motorcycle videos were like this. So good.

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Posted on July 15, 2015 in News & Features by Alicia Mariah

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