Obamabinladen: yo just misses the face altogether

Nekogirl: one of my many flaws, but i know where the clit is so theres that
Furryanimeboy: so im safe good
Furryanimegirl: i would like to believe im a good kisser, and you bet you arent,
*runs after Furyanimeboy*
Shell61_taken: .......
Nekogirl: *ties furryboy's shoelaces together*
Furryanimeboy: FUCK *falls*
Furryanimeboy: gtg brb
Mommymilkers42069: haha
Furryanimegirl: Dammit
Nekogirl: he leaves at the wort times
Nekogirl: wort wort wort
Shell61_taken: lmao
Furryanimegirl: ikr
Th3cr00kedman: ??
Nekogirl: i need a drink or titties or something
Nekogirl: most likely a drink
Nekogirl: cause im not getting titties and i dont know what "or something" is
Th3cr00kedman: May I suggest the nearest pub to your location if it is a drink you
are after
Nekogirl: i own a bar
Th3cr00kedman: Nice
Nekogirl: also i drunk myself blind last time
Nekogirl: 2 full bottles of french vodka in under an hour, how the fuck am i still
alive
(anon): https://mail.google.com/mail/u/0?
ui=2&ik=f29ac3d44e&attid=0.6&permmsgid=msg-
a:r7270979295278611809&th=17d9f6df406f40a2&view=fimg&fur=ip&sz=s0-l75-
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uc6DoKQxShkg2HoGnbYwzOGg9wOaShQjeFerS89wTpurSh71xGOZNCQMBvYGuyHK92jT5j8LxUPoU76yk_Z
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Shell61_taken: last time i drunk was mouthes ago...
Th3cr00kedman: That... Is definitely not healthy...
Th3cr00kedman: Neko
Nekogirl: yeah no i should have gotten cirrosis
Th3cr00kedman: How on earth are you alive
Nekogirl: but my body resists alcohol like it resists capitalism
Nekogirl: i honestly have no fuckin idea how im still alive
Nekogirl: i probably should be
Nekogirl: ded
Nekogirl: i was even shot :3
Nekogirl: by my brother of all people
Logan_single: hey
Nekogirl: oh hes back
Logan_single: what not happy to see me
Logan_single: :)
Nekogirl: nice attention grab last time, real tear jerker, and no im not
Logan_single: why lmao
Th3cr00kedman: To be honest the fact you are still alive is a damn miracle. Perhaps
you should take this as a sign that you might have a purpose that still needs to be
fulfilled
Shell61_taken: hi logan...
Logan_single: hey shell.....
Nekogirl: dont joke about suicide to someone whho has tried it logan
Logan_single: i have to dumb ass
Logan_single: more than i can count
Nekogirl: hmm
Nekogirl: yeah scars dont really go away do they
Logan_single: nope
Shell61_taken: ......
Mommymilkers42069: they never really go
Logan_single: sorry shell ill stop if im making you uncomfortable
Nekogirl: well no more talking about suicide
Mommymilkers42069: ^
Logan_single: *hugs shell*
Shell61_taken: *hugs back* it's ok
Nekogirl: *twitches a bit*
Nekogirl: im gonna go....
Logan_single: *looks at neko and smiles*
Logan_single: bye
Shell61_taken: ok bye
Nekogirl: mybe not
Nekogirl: im not leave logan near you without me around
Shell61_taken: .........
Nydelok: uia
Logan_single: *stands next to shell*
Nydelok: forgot the slash lol
Nekogirl: i dont particularly trust him since he makes up relationships with people
who are nice to him in his head and thinks they're true
Separatio: i heard what happened
Logan_single: *hits neko*
Nekogirl: *stares motherfuckerly*
Lilly_poison_dragon: ello
Logan_single: i dont want to fight you but i will if i have to
Logan_single: hey
Nekogirl: logan i dont think you'd win that fight.....
(anon): e
Shell61_taken: .-.
Logan_single: *pins neko so he cant move* you sure about that
Poison: SISSY!!!
(anon): ayo?
Mommymilkers42069: both of you quit it
Nekogirl: *pushes you off lie a stray kitten* yeah i am
Shell61_taken: *pulls logan away*
(anon): no gay anal here
Poison: -She wuld run over to neko and hug her big brther-
Logan_single: *punches neko and breaks his nose*
Nekogirl: listen logan, i think we gonna have to meet up and settle this irl at
somepoint
Nekogirl: *heals*
(anon): *Dwayne Eyebrow raise*
Logan_single: fine where you wanna meet up
Mommymilkers42069: you both better not.
Shell61_taken: oh god
Nekogirl: not now i dont think either of us are in a position to go anywhere to
meet up
(anon): rip
Nekogirl: also i hope you dont mind im bringing my backpack
Logan_single: *walks away and looks at shell*
Poison: -She would hug her big brother tighter- Brother are you ok?!
Nekogirl: eh i might kill him
Nekogirl: not sure
Logan_single: try me
Shell61_taken: -_-
Nekogirl: he acts big but you get a lot smaller when you hit the floor
Poison: -Poison would look at logan- piss off!
Separatio: https://wallpapercave.com/wp/wp3500699.jpg
Nekogirl: but hes not worth my time, its less time that i can spend with shell, so
im not going to fight
Logan_single: *looks at poison with fire in my eyes*
Logan_single: *picks up shell*
Nekogirl: *throws water in logans face* beat it
Nekogirl: and leave her here
Logan_single: *walks away*
Shell61_taken: ......
Nekogirl: *teleports shell to me* mine~
Poison: -Poison would sick her tongue out at logan-
Logan_single: even tho youre cheating on her
Poison: stick**
Nekogirl: logan you are the new lili, congrats
Nekogirl: and with who?
Logan_single: we all know it even shell knows it
Nekogirl: logan give us a name
(anon): ._.
(anon): oh boy more discourse
Logan_single: no because idk theyre names but we know you are
Nekogirl: so you are just trying to be an ass without knowing anything
Trees_the_proto: yello...?
Shell61_taken: hi trees......
Nekogirl: trees if you are have a good day, close out the tab
(anon): damn
Poison: -Poison would climb up a tree-
Logan_single: *puts shell down easy* im done with you neko we were friends and now
i regret everything ive ever said nice to you
Trees_the_proto: *Racks Shotgun* was that a threat neko.
Nekogirl: logan you where never nice to me or my friend
Nekogirl: no trees it was a warning that i was arguing
Poison: -poison would slip and fall out of the tree-
Nydelok: wut is goin on?
Logan_single: *catches poison*
Nekogirl: logan stop touching people
Logan_single: *puts you down*
Charles: Wtf people get a life
Trees_the_proto: I never get good days, neko.
Poison: -Poison would scream as she ran to her big brother neko-
Logan_single: *walks away*
Shell61_taken: neko be nice.....
Nekogirl: *puts my hand on her head*
Nekogirl: i am she doesnt like him
Poison: Brother h-he touched me..
Logan_single: *stops* no one does and no one ever has
Charles: Idk these people crazy
Poison: -Her arm had a speck of blood on it-
Shell61_taken: ik but be nice...
Nekogirl: i cant kill him if thats what you want
Nekogirl: *puts a bandage on you*
Poison: T-thank you brother
Logan_single: *looks at shell*
Nekogirl: im starting to hate irrational people
Shell61_taken: *walks and sets in corner*
Nekogirl: logan, lili, puro on a bad day, etc.
Logan_single: *walks over to her* hey im sorry
Mommymilkers42069: *sits by shell*
Shell61_taken: it's ok
Nekogirl: ill stop and be good,
Shell61_taken: oh hi milk
Logan_single: no it isnt i fucked up*hugs shell*
Poison: CAN I SAY A BAD WORD!?
Nekogirl: no
Timebother: ye
Nekogirl: little girls shouldnt say bad words
Timebother: poison me please
Shell61_taken: *hugs back*
Trees_the_proto: *Sighs* I´ll grab a rpg just in case...
Poison: -she looks at logan- YOU MOTHER FUCKING BITCH!
Nydelok: Y'all are crazy
Nekogirl: *smacks you* bad
Timebother: and retarded
Poison: -Wimpers-
Logan_single: *looks at poison* ik i am poison
Nekogirl: dont swear young child
Nydelok: Roleplaying in a Cards against Humanity chat room
Mommymilkers42069: *hugs shell*
Timebother: kill me
Shell61_taken: *hugs back*
Trees_the_proto: Welcome To Cards, Dipshit
Timebother: tipshid
Logan_single: *gets up and walks away*
Charles: Im not worried about offending them its an offensive game so /w
Th3cr00kedman
Shell61_taken: oop-
Nekogirl: hmmm
Nekogirl: *shrugs*
Mommymilkers42069: *pats shell* how are you
Logan_single: *sighs and says under my breath* no one loves me.......
Charles: Wtf
Logan_single: *walks over to neko* hey.....im sorry about that
Shell61_taken: i'mok....
Nekogirl: *starts sipping tea in the opposite corner*
Nydelok: You know, y'all could make a game and do this away from here... I'm sure
one of y'all is on an ALT
Timebother: *gets up and leaves because I hate role playing*
Kia_tomboy_girl: -Walks into chat-
Logan_single: neko
Nekogirl: im not apologising
Logan_single: im sorry
Th3cr00kedman: This is getting into some weird territory...
Kia_tomboy_girl: ouh
Th3cr00kedman: I have no clue what on earth is going on..
Nydelok: People are roleplaying for whatever reasomn
Nydelok: reason*
Logan_single: but i will neko because im going to be the man and apologize
Kia_tomboy_girl: There was a crooked man, and he walked a crooked mile,
He found a crooked sixpence against a crooked stile;
He bought a crooked cat which caught a crooked mouse,
And they all lived together in a little crooked house.
Their_in_the_trees: whelp, welcome to cards...
Logan_single: *sits next to neko*
Nekogirl: logan im gonna be the bitch and tell you to go to heaven, cause hell
doesnt need you
Nydelok: He'd probably enjoy Hell a bit too much
Poison: -She would glare at logan- Back off
Logan_single: *looks at poison* fine*leaves*
Logan_single: brb
Nekogirl: posion what have you learned about swearing
Shell61_taken: *sitting in corner*
Poison: not to swear -n-
Nekogirl: *goes to sit by shell* may i?
Nekogirl: good posion im glad you're learning
Shell61_taken: yea...
Mommymilkers42069: *still hugging shell*
Shell61_taken: ....
Nekogirl: *flops down flat on my face beside shell* i know im an idiot ill behave
next time
Shell61_taken: *pats neko's head*
Nekogirl: *weak thumbs up*
Shell61_taken: *slightly smiles*
Nekogirl: ill be good next time i promise
Nekogirl: just no more booping
Shell61_taken: ok.. *boops neko's nose
Shell61_taken: oops sorry..
Nekogirl: *sighs* you are so lucky you're cute~
Logan_single: hey back....
Shell61_taken: wb
Logan_single: *sigh* thanks.....
Shell61_taken: np...
Ember_fire_dragon: -The dragon would fly over to logan and pick him up with her
feet and fly high into the sky-
Logan_single: *in shock* woah hey
Nekogirl: i want pets and to not be anywhere but beside you :3
Shell61_taken: :3
Ember_fire_dragon: -The dragon would just keep flying as the sun shined through her
white wings-
Nekogirl: i think those are decent wishes what do you think shell?
Logan_single: *turns into dragon*
Shell61_taken: i think the same
Nekogirl: well then ill be beside you as long as i can :3
Logan_single: *looks at ember*
Ember_fire_dragon: -The dragon would let go-
Nekogirl: class change TwT
Logan_single: <img src="https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?
q=tbn:ANd9GcQquM7zXnU3WeFeXSWHHpOx0AR9aADUlpMTYw&amp;usqp=CAU" alt="Lightning
Dragon Wallpaper posted by Samantha Thompson"/>
Logan_single: *looks at ember* why did you bring me here
Shell61_taken: *shapshifts into a eagle*
Ember_fire_dragon: https://www.google.com/url?sa=i&url=https%3A%2F
%2Fwww1.flightrising.com%2Fforums%2Fdrs
%2F2617562&psig=AOvVaw0_UAqfElczkPWaFLb_6xQ3&ust=1639146167690000&source=images&cd=
vfe&ved=0CAsQjRxqFwoTCNDY9L711vQCFQAAAAAdAAAAABAF
Ember_fire_dragon: https://www.google.com/url?sa=i&url=https%3A%2F%2Fdotesports.com
%2Fmtg%2Fnews%2Fevery-legendary-dragon-in-mtgs-dd-adventures-in-the-forgotten-
realms&psig=AOvVaw3owxi6ExN7yc2CDvvOdjFG&ust=1639146228079000&source=images&cd=vfe&
ved=0CAsQjRxqFwoTCIjL3Nj11vQCFQAAAAAdAAAAABAD
Ember_fire_dragon: (Thats meh in the day)
Logan_single: *Sighs* i ....... dont know what to say ember
Nekogirl: why am i now dating a birb
Ember_fire_dragon: -The dragon would fly around logan-
Logan_single: *flys up*
Shell61_taken: lmao
Furryanimeboy: im back what i miss
Shell61_taken: not much
Nekogirl: fat birbs are borbs
Nekogirl: you are not a borb
Ember_fire_dragon: -The dragon would land on a rock-
Logan_single: *catches ember*
Logan_single: *lands next to ember*
Shell61_taken: *is shapshifted into a eagle*
Logan_single: *looks at ember* why did you bring me here
Ember_fire_dragon: -The dragon would just look around-
Logan_single: *sighs and lays down*
Shell61_taken: *flys around*
Logan_lightning_dragon: *looks at ember then flys away to my den*
Nekogirl: i gotta admit its hard to kiss an eagle....
Shell61_taken: lol......
Shell61_taken: *flys and lands on neko's shlouder*
Logan_lightning_dragon: *looks at ember from my den*
Blue_jollyrancher: hello?
Logan_lightning_dragon: hey
Furryanimeboy: hey blue
Shell61_taken: hi blue
Blue_jollyrancher: hi
Blue_jollyrancher: tf happened last night I was gone
Logan_lightning_dragon: *flys to neko* can i at least apologize to you
Mxangel: Hi blue
Blue_jollyrancher: hi
Nekogirl: NO
Nekogirl: didnt mean to caps
Shell61_taken: *shapshifts back human* neko be nice....
Nekogirl: hi blue
Logan_lightning_dragon: *looks at shell then flys away*
Blue_jollyrancher: hi neko how are you
Nekogirl: i didnt mean to caps
Nekogirl: im good
Blue_jollyrancher: thats good
Blue_jollyrancher: i'll be back later
Mxangel: Not much happened. People argued, and dr k was worried you were leavin bc
of it
Logan_lightning_dragon: *looks at shell from my den*
Shell61_taken: *sitting on ground looking down*
Mommymilkers42069: theyre trying to put pickles on cupcakes
Mxangel: Ok imma brb too
Logan_lightning_dragon: *sighs and lays down*mind:shes beautiful
Ember_fire_dragon: Te traje aquí porque hay muchos dragones desapareciendo
Logan_lightning_dragon: *flys to ember*
Logan_lightning_dragon: oh.......
Ember_fire_dragon: -She would look at him-
Nekogirl: i didnt mean to caps when responding to logan, but now ima seismic
facepalm
Ember_fire_dragon: ¿Puedes entenderme?
Logan_lightning_dragon: *lays down next to ember*
Logan_lightning_dragon: yes
Mommymilkers42069: wtf-
Shell61_taken: idfk
Ember_fire_dragon: sí
Flokian: whats going on here
Shell61_taken: idk
Logan_lightning_dragon: but id prefer yu to speak english
Logan_lightning_dragon: you*
Flokian: where are you guys from
Logan_lightning_dragon: merica
Flokian: oh nice i´m from germany
Furryanimeboy: MERICA FUCK YA
Logan_lightning_dragon: Sprichst du Deutsch
Shell61_taken: i'm from usa
Nekogirl: us
Flokian: wenn ich aus deutschland komme, spreche ich wahrscheinlich deutsch, ja XD
Shell61_taken: ?
Flokian: its german
Logan_lightning_dragon: if i come from germany i probably speak german, yes XD
Flokian: right haha
Furryanimeboy: Gott sei Dank lerne ich gerade Deutsch
Logan_lightning_dragon: same lol
Charles: I do Methamphetamine
Flokian: als ob hier alle deutsch können
Blue_jollyrancher: ???
Charles: Mixed with ketamine and cocaine powder
Logan_lightning_dragon: lol right flo
Flokian: can you give it to me hahaha
Ember_fire_dragon: LOGAN WTF IM POISON!?!
Charles: Heil das fuerer
Blue_jollyrancher: Poison?
Logan_lightning_dragon: oh
Shell61_taken: LMFAO
Logan_lightning_dragon: my b
Flokian: charles dont do so please
Nekogirl: logan they have the same rp way how could you not know
Ember_fire_dragon: DONT CUDDLE ME! I DONT LIKE YOU.
Logan_lightning_dragon: im stupid cant you tell
Logan_lightning_dragon: fine jesus
Nekogirl: what did i say about yelling i have a headache
Ember_fire_dragon: sorry..
Nekogirl: eh its fine
Logan_single: *flys away depressed*
Poison: -Huff- god damn cant even use my other rp names with out geting hit on -n-
Mommymilkers42069: *hugs poison*
Blue_jollyrancher: Hi Poison
Poison: -She hugs milk back-
Nekogirl: cause all logan does is shoot and miss
Blue_jollyrancher: ^
Poison: hi blue
Logan_single: im sic of this im done with this chat
Nekogirl: doesnt matter who aslo long as you have tits hes there
Blue_jollyrancher: ^
Poison: xD logan you finaly leaving?
Flokian: this chat is crazy lol
Shell61_taken: .-.
Logan_single: *hugs shell* might not see you shell bye..............
Shell61_taken: *hugs back* bye.....
Logan_single: ill miss you......
Sannkaed: its hard to believe im not going to be in school until January
Shell61_taken: i will too
Poison: ok now your trying to ******* guilt trip me
Logan_single: ....
Flokian: why do you learn german, its a difficult language?
Logan_single: no
Furryanimeboy: ? i'm so confused i guess i missed something cause i just got back
Squidcoder: ayo ayo
Shell61_taken: *goes to corner* hi Squid......
Logan_single: you know what im not leaving
Flokian: yay
Logan_single: just to annoy neko
Poison: es por eso que nunca puedes conseguir una novia, porque los culpa a todos
Logan_single: and poison
Nekogirl: im not annoyed though
Landon010: GOOD MORNING VIETNAM
Nekogirl: hi landon :3
Nekogirl: gib hug
Landon010: hi neko
Flokian: caps ahhh XD
Logan_single: i dont tho poison
Squidcoder: hey lando
Shell61_taken: *hugs neko and doesn'tlet go*
Nekogirl: *pats your head* im sorry
Shell61_taken: it's ok
Poison: Logan deja que no hagas lo correcto. tu el principal problema aquí, la
culpa se dispara todo el tiempo, coqueteando con todo el mundo, ERES PARA DIOS
MALDITO TOQUE
Logan_single: *sighs and walk away*
Landon010: hi
Shell61_taken: hi landon
Landon010: hi
Logan_single: nope not at all poison
Squidcoder: opening up a card game. any one down?
Logan_single: me
Landon010: sure
Nekogirl: posion is making a lot of sense
Landon010: lets all play
Flokian: logan why do you learn german, its a difficult language?
Logan_single: nope its easy
Furryanimeboy: REMEMBER SON DYINGS GAY
Nekogirl: english is harder
Squidcoder: whisper at me if you wanna join the card game
Poison: USTED SABE LO QUE LOGAN SE FOLLÓ ESPERO QUE SU FELIZ HAGA UN LLORAR DE 14
AÑOS PORQUE USTED TENÍA QUE CULPABLE TRIP ELLA
Blue_jollyrancher: bye guys see yaaa later
Shell61_taken: bye bluey
Flokian: yes for me as german native it is but i think german is quite harder to
learn
Poison: bye blue
Nekogirl: shell are you still birb?
Shell61_taken: no i human
Nekogirl: aw, i was gonna make a horny joke TwT
Furryanimeboy: WAS ZUM FICKEN GEHT ALS ALS WÄRE ICH SO VERWIRRT
Landon010: 0-0
Nekogirl: but i like human you more than birb you so this is better
Poison: - The 14 year old would run off crying-
Landon010: yea
Flokian: im mean in english you say "the" in german you say "der" (male), "die"
(female) or "das" (neuter)
Landon010: guten tag
Poison: Heh looky what logan said
Poison: Logan_single: tbh im happy you are crying i never cared for you i never
wanted to be your friend and you can rot in hell and be tortured in the most cruel
and evil way possible
Flokian: hallo alle zusammen
Furryanimeboy: WHY DID JEWS LIKE HARRY POTTER
Timebother: i failed german
Timebother: Logan_single: tbh im happy you are crying i never cared for you i never
wanted to be your friend and you can rot in hell and be tortured in the most cruel
and evil way possible
Timebother: jesus christ
Logan_single: yeah so what poison i say that from the bottom of my heart:)
Furryanimeboy: BECAUSE THEY KNEW HE COULD ESCAPE THE CHAMBERS
Flokian: why are you all interested in learning german?
Nekogirl: after you hit on her as soon as she was nice to yo
Logan_single: its easy thats why
Nekogirl: you*
Timebother: why are you all interested in learning german?
Timebother: for school
Timebother: i had to
Timebother: i failed
Logan_single: no because ithought she was someone else
Timebother: smh
Poison: Espero que te des cuenta de que le dijiste eso a una niña de 14 años que
fue violada cuando tenía 8
Nekogirl: logan we both know thats bull
Feep: I KNOW WHERE YOU LIVE
Depresseddom52: yoo
Nekogirl: you tried to hit on milk too
Timebother: nice
Depresseddom52: ayo?
Flokian: time where are you from
Logan_single: thats very funny poison im laughing my ass off rn
Nekogirl: dom can you rail logan for me?
Feep: hey dadys
Landon010: i like mommy milkers
Depresseddom52: No
Nekogirl: cool
Logan_single: because idgaf
Timebother: where
Furryanimeboy: someone plz explain WTF IS GOING ON
Poison: logan i hope you realized you said that to a 14 year old that was raped
when she was 8
Commiebastard: ayo what-
Timebother: nice
Feep: wtf
Exagoni: hi
Timebother: hi
Th3cr00kedman: Heya commie this is what I was talking about earlier
Logan_single: ik what you said poison and i think thats funny and that explains how
fucked up of a girl you are
Depresseddom52: 🤨📸
Squidcoder: Yo how is everyone today?
Poison: ....
Timebother: damn
Depresseddom52: 🤨📸
Landon010: caught in 4k
Timebother: f
Logan_single: idgaf
Poison: IT WAS MY BIO DAD
Logan_single: its true
Commiebastard: i see
Flokian: im good
Feep: dang got her ass