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    An old lady enters an empty café and eats a customer's soup, chips, and cake without anyone noticing. When the customers return to their tables looking for their food, they accuse each other and the confused waitress of taking or eating their orders. The waitress gets frustrated and leaves, prompting the customers to demand their money back, until the old lady returns and reveals that she ate all the missing food items.

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    An old lady enters an empty café and eats a customer's soup, chips, and cake without anyone noticing. When the customers return to their tables looking for their food, they accuse each other and the confused waitress of taking or eating their orders. The waitress gets frustrated and leaves, prompting the customers to demand their money back, until the old lady returns and reveals that she ate all the missing food items.

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    All Gone (Play)

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    An old lady enters an empty café and eats a customer's soup, chips, and cake without anyone noticing. When the customers return to their tables looking for their food, they accuse each other and the confused waitress of taking or eating their orders. The waitress gets frustrated and leaves, prompting the customers to demand their money back, until the old lady returns and reveals that she ate all the missing food items.

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    All Gone Old lady: That cake was good. But now I´m thirsty. (She gets up.

    )
    Simon: Hey! Where´s my cake?
    Kiki: (getting up) Oh! I forgot the milk for my tea.
    A café. The customers are lined up at the counter. Old lady: Ah! I like black tea.
    Waitress: Yes, what do you want?
    Jason: Soup, please. At the counter.
    Waitress: That´s one pound. Next! Jason: Where is my soup?
    Dave: Can I have some chips? Waitress: Don´t ask me.
    Waitress: That´s one pound. Next! Dave: Where are my chips?
    Simon: A cake, please. Waitress: I don´t know!
    Waitress: That´s one pound. Oh dear, this job is so boring. Next, Simon: Where is my cake?
    please. Waitress: Don´t ask me. I don´t know!
    Kiki: A cup of tea, please. Kiki: Can I have some milk?
    Waitress: That´s … Waitress: DON´T ASK ME! I DON´T KNOW!
    Kiki: One pound? Kiki: What? You must know if you´ve got some milk.
    Waitress: How did you guess? Waitress: Sorry. Here you are.
    Old lady: That tea was very good! Now I´ll go to the loo. (She gets
    The customers go to their tables. The old lady enters. No up.)
    one notices her. Kiki: Hey! Where´s my tea?
    Jason: Silly me! I forgot the spoon for my soup. (He gets up.)
    Old lady: This soup looks good. I´ll drink it out of the bowl. At the counter.
    Jason: (at the counter) Can I have a spoon, please? Jason: Who´s been drinking my soup?
    Waitress: Here you are. Dave: Who´s been eating my cake?
    Old lady: That soup was good. But I´m still hungry. (She gets up.) Waitress: Oh, be quiet! This isn´t “Goldilocks and the Three Bears”!
    Jason: Hey! Where´s my soup? Kiki: Who´s been drinking my tea?
    Dave: I need some salt for my chips. (He gets up.) Waitress: That´s it! I´m leaving!
    Old lady: These chips look good!
    Dave: (at the counter) Can I have some salt, please? The waitress exits.
    Waitress: Here you are. Jason: Stop!
    Old lady: Those chips were good. But I´m still hungry. (She gets up) Dave: Come back!
    Dave: Hey! Where are my chips? Simon: I want my money back!
    Simon: (getting up) I need a fork for my cake. Kiki: Me too!
    Old lady: This cake looks good! Old lady: (coming back) What´s all the fuss about? I think this is an
    Simon: (at the counter) Can I have a fork, please? excellent café!
    Waitress: Here you are.

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