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唐突ですが私は toutotsu desu ga watakushi wa This is pretty sudden, but I

今から首を吊ろうと思います ima kara kubi o tsurou to omoimasu think that I'm going to hang myself now.

こんなにもやるせない世界から konna ni mo yarusenai sekai kara I'd like to say goodbye

とっととおさらばしたいと思いま
totto to osaraba shitai to omoimasu to this miserable world as soon as I can.
す

でもね あれれ demo ne arere But you know what's strange?

首吊る紐がありませんでした kubi tsuru himo ga arimasen deshita I couldn't find a rope to hang myself with.

なんて素晴らしい人生でしょう nante subarashii jinsei deshou What a wonderful life this is!

なんて素晴らしい人生でしょう nante subarashii jinsei deshou What a wonderful life this is!

首吊る紐がなかったおかげで kubi tsuru himo ga nakatta okage de Since there was no rope to hang myself w

私はまだ生きている watashi wa mada ikite iru I'm still alive.

次こそはですね私は tsugi koso wa desu ne watakushi wa Next time for sure—I think

練炭自殺を図ろうと思います rentan jisatsu o hakarou to omoimasu I'll attempt to suffocate myself.

一酸化炭素中毒になりながら issanka tanso chuudoku ni nari nagara I'd like to see my life flash before my eyes

走馬灯を眺めたいと思います soumatou o nagametai to omoimasu as I suffer from carbon monoxide poisonin

でもね あれれ demo ne arere But you know what's strange?

ライターのオイルが切れてました raitaa no oiru ga kiretemashita My lighter was running out of fluid.

なんて素晴らしい人生でしょう nante subarashii jinsei deshou What a wonderful life this is!

なんて素晴らしい人生でしょう nante subarashii jinsei deshou What a wonderful life this is!

ライターのオイルが切れてたおか
raitaa no oiru ga kireteta okage de Since my lighter was running out of fluid,
げで

私はまだ生きている watashi wa mada ikite iru I'm still alive.

三度目の正直に私は sandome no shoujiki ni watakushi wa Third time's the charm—I think

薬を飲んでサヨナラしようと思い kusuri o nonde sayonara shiyou to

that I'll say goodbye to this world by over
ます omoimasu

大量の錠剤を水で流し込み tairyou no jouzai o mizu de nagashikomi I'll wash tons of pills down with water,

布団でそのときを待とうと思いま
futon de sono toki o matou to omoimasu lie down in bed, and wait for the moment.
す

でもね あれれ demo ne arere But you know what's strange?

水道が止められておりました suidou ga tomerarete orimashita My water has been cut off.

なんて素晴らしい人生でしょう nante subarashii jinsei deshou What a wonderful life this is!

なんて素晴らしい人生でしょう nante subarashii jinsei deshou What a wonderful life this is!

水道代払い忘れてたおかげで suidoudai harai wasureteta okage de Since I forgot to pay my water bill,

私はまだ生きて 生き延びて watashi wa mada ikite ikinobite I'm still alive, still surviving.

この人生はまるで気まぐれに kono jinsei wa marude kimagure ni I suppose this life, as if whimsically,

will keep on providing me with reasons no

理由をつけては続くのでしょう riyuu o tsukete wa tsuzuku no deshou
with it.

お見苦しいかとは思いますが omigurushii ka to wa omoimasu ga I'm sure you think of me as painful to look

お付き合い願います otsukiai negaimasu I hope that we can become acquainted.

あっぱらぱーら ぱっぱ appara paara pappa Appara Pa~ra Pappa