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Miley
OCTOBER 2017
‘My Gum
Like You’ve
Got Stuck Never Seen
Her Before
in His
Junk’ THE
HAIR
ISSUE
?
Wear It
BGASM? YOUR Way
AD A BOO
VE YOU H
HA ’s a Thing!)
(Yup, It
WHY
DOES
SWEARING
‘I Live-Tweeted MAKE US
My Psychiatric
Treatment’ FEEL SO
EFFING
BE IN THE BILLIONAIRE CLUB GOOD?
4 Things the
Mega-Rich
Do That You
Don’t … YET www.cosmopolitan.co.za
CONTENTS
O C T O B E R 2 0 17
In Every Issue
8 From the Editor
126 Stockists
127 Horoscopes
128 COSMO Quiz: Do You
Need a Recharge?
ON THE COVER
12 COSMO
Confessions
You reveal your most
embarrassing, cringe-
worthy moments
54 Why Does Swearing
Make Us Feel So
Damn Good?
A f*cking fun
investigation
56 ‘I Live-Tweeted
My Psychiatric
Treatment’
How one woman
used social media
as part of her healing
80 #BlackGirlMagic
103
Your hair is powerful
– wear it your way
Have a Boobgasm!
CHILLIN’
They’re not just fun
bags for your man…
AT MILEY’S
116 Work Like
a Billionaire
HOUSE
AN ALL-ACCESS PASS TO OUR
How to get a piece of
the ‘1% club’ action COVER STAR’S FAMILY FARM
BODY
87 How Do You Mend
a Broken Heart?
CAREER
Study Àndings that
might surprise you
& CASH
88 Make Yoga 111 One-Track Mind
More Fun Why mono-
Yoga + weights tasking is the
+ cardio = power! new multitasking
92 If Your Boobs 112 Good Day
Could Talk… Guaranteed
The girls have Meet the smart
some things to way to structure
get off their chest your day
114 ‘Know Your
LOVE LUST
Story – And
Believe in It’
Career lessons
99 Up Your
from a local
80
Big-O Odds
entrepreneur
Get your fair
share of bedroom
102
satisfaction
My Worst Sex
LIFE
Ever Was… 119 #PizzaGoals
When his Drool-worthy
penis ‘broke’ slices that are
CULTURE BEAUTY FASHION 104 Ambition or begging to be
shared … or not!
CRUSH
Love: Do You
25 Bounce Back! 35 Hey, Stud! Have to Choose? 122 Croatia: The
Great products You can be It’s complicated… 5 Instagram
15 The COSMO Guy to elevate your feminine and 109 Ask Him Posts Worth
Kyle Deutsch on curls game battle-ready at Anything Travelling for
dream collabs 26 Best from the the same time Advice from Give your followers
and side hustles Beauty Desk 36 A Perfect Match our guy guru serious wanderlust
16 My Cultured Life Our beauty team’s Spring trends
What’s hot in freshest Ànds meet clashing
90
their opinion at home 72 Be Seen,
Be Heard
Raise your
voice – and your IT FOR VAG
O U R C OV E R S TA R: fashion proÀle
PRIDE!
VOT E D S O U T H A F R I C A’ S B E ST W O M E N ’ S M AG A Z I N E
MILEY CYRUS
Photography Ellen von Unwerth
Miley
FEATURES
OCTOBER 2017
‘My Gum
Got Stuck Like You’ve
Never Seen
Her Before
Fashion James Worthington DeMolet
Hair Teddy Charles/The Wall Group Props
LEARN TO LOVE YOUR LADY PARTS
in His Evan Jourden Production 9iewÀnders
Junk’ THE Location Thompson Nashville hotel
HAIR
ISSUE Re-create her look with MAC cosmetics 50 9 Things We
?
Wear It Her face Strobe Cream (R490) Goldlite,
HAD A BOOBGASM
? YOUR Way
Studio Fix Fluid SPF15 (R460) N4 and All Worry About
HAVE YOUa Thing!) Extra Dimension SNinÀnish (R440)
(Yup, It’s
WHY Beaming Blush Her eyes Eye Brows Brow Unclench your Àsts
DOES
Pencil (R260) Spiked and Eye Pencil (R270)
‘I Live-Tweeted
SWEARING
MAKE US Coffee with Eye Shadow X 9 (R590)
and let go of your
My Psychiatric
FEEL SO
Treatment’
EFFING Amber Times Nine and Bold & Bad Lash hair – good news
GOOD? Mascara (R320) Bold, Bad, Black Her
is on the way
BE IN THE BILLIONAIRE CLUB
4 Things the
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lips Retro Matte Lipstick (R240) Ruby
Do That You Woo Her top and jeans Jonathan Simkhai
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talk about our feelings or thoughts because
we’re scared or ashamed, but it’s important This illustrator’s Insta
feed is full of feel-good
to break the fear – because it’s not shameful
quatrains about your quarter-
or bad or weak. One in three South Africans life crisis. Enjoy her poems and
will experience mental illness in their artwork: @quarterlifepoetry.
lifetime, and tackling the taboo through
open, honest discussion is the first step
to a healthier you. On page 56, Tuks BCom
student Thabile Mpe tells us how she live-
tweeted her psychiatric treatment after
being admitted to a clinic for bipolar type 2
disorder. Mpe’s @MentalWealthZA Twitter
account injects realism into the day-to-day
Love
of living with mental illness, helping her
in her own journey and providing support
to others experiencing similar struggles.
MAC STUDIO FIX
Our cover star Miley Cyrus has also
2
Your Mind
Battling to Ànd
been open about her mental-health battles. a foundation
‘I went through a time when I was really for your skin tone?
depressed. I locked myself in my room; my MAC Studio Fix Fluid
comes in 46 shades
dad had to break down the door,’ she said
– ask a makeup artist
‘H
in an interview. Like Mpe, Miley sees the in store to help you
ow am I?’ It’s a question importance of being vocal for others: ‘[My Ànd your match.
we should be asking ourselves fans] know I’ve struggled with depression, Maccosmetics.co.za
daily. World Mental Health Day and that helped them get over theirs. That
CRUMBS & CREAM
3
is on 10 October – a reminder gives me a purpose – a reason to wake up
to address our wellbeing, raise in the morning that’s bigger than putting I’ve developed an addiction to
these ice-cream sandwiches.
awareness and fight the stigma around on my f*cking feathers and my little outfits.’ Find them in Illovo, JHB, Sea Point/
mental illness. I’ll start by telling my story. While it may seem scary to offload the V&A Waterfront, CT – and on
I’ve suffered from anxiety since the age really important stuff in your head, Mpe UberEATS. Crumbsandcream.co.za
of 12. At times, it’s been crippling. My first and Miley show us it’s not just about self-
panic attack happened in history class, help, but about help for those around you.
after the teacher reprimanded me with When I decided to talk about my anxiety
what felt like unnecessary aggression. My openly, the response was incredible. It put
heart began to palpitate; my head felt like an end to suffering in silence and made
it was on fire; I started hyperventilating. me (and my friends) feel a whole lot better.
My fingers tingled and my limbs went Sharing has become a way of survival for
numb. I was dizzy, nauseous and utterly me. If I can encourage one thing it would
powerless over what was happening to be this: the next time a friend asks how you The Cooler
me. Then nothing, just darkness.
I remember opening my eyes to a nurse
sprinkling drops of cold water on my face.
are, instead of a polite ‘I’m fi ne!’ give her
your truth – an honest answer. You might
find your mind a little happier afterwards
4 This great podcast series
discusses all things pop
culture, intersected with feminism,
politics, money and more. TrafÀc-
From that moment, I started carrying a … and you might help the person you’re jam boredom sorted!
brown paper bag with me. Every time I felt speaking to without even realising it.
the panic rise, I’d hang my head between my
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ALL IN.
SPARKLE ON.
On becoming an artist
‘I never thought of it as something
attainable. Growing up, I was too
Àxated on becoming a professional
footballer – there wasn’t space for
anything else.’
His favourite
music memory
‘Performing to 70 000 people
when I opened for Justin Bieber.’
Dream collaborations
‘I’d love to work with Sjava – his
P H O T O G R A P H Y WA R R I C K P H I L I P S H A N N O N / W O K S H O T S P H O T O G R A P H Y C O M P I L E D B Y L I S A K AT Z
If he wasn’t an artist,
he’d be…
‘A chiropractor – which I’m
actually still doing at the moment.’
GUY
rewarding. For some, ploughing
many Àelds for a while is advisable.
Everybody’s situation is different.’
MY CULTURED LIFE
Deko Barbara-Jessica Wedi, aka Rouge, is a 25-year-old hip-hop artist, rapper and actress
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DEMI-PERMANENT says Corbett. If they
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Twenty-nine percent of
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but with those energy
levels hard to maintain,
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eyed zombie than Energizer
Bunny. It’s no surprise, with
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balance – but the answer
is literally on your plate.
‘Come off the caffeine,’
says nutritionist Pip Reed.
‘It gives you a boost – but
what goes up must come
down, so you crash and
become more tired, and
then you look for the next
caffeine or sugar hit to
get your energy back up.
That cycle is exhausting
in itself.’ If you really can’t
cut it, make sure you don’t
drink coffee on an empty
Goldstein says whether Side note: always stomach. ‘Try to make it
you’re in a relationship or surround yourself with your mid-morning snack
single, fear of rejection can people who love you for or have it post-exercise,
hang over your head like who you actually are. when your metabolism
a miserable cloud of doom. is already firing – but
It’s time we back ourselves 5 YOUR SOCIAL LIFE try to limit it to one
more, ladies. ‘We all have Forty-four percent of you cup a day,’ says Reed.
these insecurities – but worry about your popularity Increasing your water
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our life will depend on to have a bigger social refined carbs and sugar for
how strong our sense of circle than I do,’ says vegetables, lean protein and
self is,’ says Goldstein. Jamie, 24. ‘On social good whole grains will keep
‘If you have a good self- media, everyone is always energy levels from doing
esteem, then when those
ideas come into your head,
out at parties, while I’m
at home.’ We know social
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you’ll be able to talk through
them. You’ll ask yourself,
media has a way of making
us feel inadequate, so we
nine that’s high in protein, such
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“Do I have anything to worry
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need to take it all with a
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percent on a slice of rye bread. That
will fill you up and give you
in my relationship?” And
you’ll work it out. If you’re
embrace some me-time.
‘We always feel like we
of you a boost of fi bre, which is
good for your gut – and it
really having a moment
of self-doubt, then these
have to be doing something
and be surrounded by
are on will give you the energy you
need,’ says Reed. ‘If you’re in
thoughts will come into
your head and they’ll feel
people – but when do
you get to relax?’ says a health a rush, have a protein shake,
which will also give you a
very real. You need to learn
how to love yourself and
Goldstein. ‘I love being
lonely. I love going for a kick steady release of energy.’
If you’re still fatigued,
know that you’re worthy walk on my own, or to sit see a doctor to figure out
of a loving relationship.’ in the park reading a book. the cause.
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GOOD?
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F#! * PSYCHE
Okay fine, perhaps not quite F$D@
S@!T K
WE LOVE TO
yet – but Monika Bednarek,
senior lecturer in linguistics D*#K F!$K
*#K
According to Clarke, when
S*!T
PEPPER OUR at the University of Sydney, someone is presented with a
examined TV in the US swearword, their amygdala
LANGUAGE WITH and found that The Wire (a central part of the limbic
AN ‘EFF THIS’ OR averaged more than 100 system that controls fight or
instances of profanity per flight) is activated, showing
A ‘NO SH!T’ – BUT episode. We’re like sponges, that these types of words
THERE’S MORE sucking up every word. When they swore, they cause significant emotional
‘The more exposure we could hold it twice as reactions. ‘It can assist
TO IT THAN JUST have to swearing, the more long. ‘Increased tolerance with bonding and create
THROWING DOWN likely we are to integrate it is linked to the activation cohesion between members
into our own expressions,’ of the limbic system, which of a group – particularly
A SWEARWORD
says psychologist Samantha releases adrenaline – linked if there is a mutual view
FOR SH!TS Clarke. ‘It can change the to pain relief,’ says Clarke. of swearing,’ she says.
AND GIGGLES, way we express ourselves. ‘This is known as the And you can’t deny
Someone may have only hypoalgesic effect.’ The a playful insult is the
DISCOVERS sworn when they were effects of pain relief were chosen way for many
POTTY-MOUTHED upset or angry, yet the more evident in those who of us to convey affection.
increase in media using did not typically swear.
MEL EVANS
M swearing as a form of Still, long-time swearer BEST USED SPARINGLY
humour or endearment or not, before you next Sure, swearing can bring
’SCUSE MY FRENCH, but is likely to adapt the pop a Panado, why don’t us together – it’s seen as a
letting out a swearword function of swearing for you scream ‘F*CK!’ first way of building connections
now and then feels f*cking the individual watching.’ to see whether that helps. with those you are engaging
good, doesn’t it? Not only Now we’re dropping with. But be warned: when
does colourful language much more than ‘oh, SOCIAL SWEARING used incorrectly, much like
show our passion and fiddlesticks’ in front of Not only does swearing love, it can tear us apart.
bring spice to a sentence, our parents – and mom’s help when we stub a toe, ‘Swearing can inhibit
it’s also been proven to be not clutching her pearls! it downplays our feelings a relationship from forming
good for us on the inside. Aside from family benefits, of weakness and provides or even rupture established
And we’re quite a sweary swearing is good for our us with a coping mechanism, ones,’ says Clarke. ‘There
generation, with a recent health, too: from increasing making us feel more resilient. are other ways to express
study finding that three- our depth of emotions to It’s also said to improve emotions without having to
quarters of Gen Y are creating a sense of catharsis, circulation, elevate our resort to swearing, which
comfortable swearing there’s much good to be levels of endorphins and can be seen as aggressive.’
in the office, compared done by peppering our generate a sense of calm. When used in the right
to 58% of Gen X and Baby language with a few curses. It’s the feel-good hit of the context, there’s nothing
Boomers (bunch of squares). It makes us feel good and summer, really. better than a peppering
it turns us into hard mofos. So a swearword a of ‘f*ck’. But let’s treat it
PROLIFIC PROFANITY A 2011 study led by Richard day keeps the doctor as a privilege, not a right
There has been a real change Stephens of Keele University away* (* not actual medical – especially now we know
to our view of swearing. It found that people who swore advice), and it helps us in that the more we abuse the
wasn’t too long ago that ‘shit’ were better able to tolerate social situations. Because words, the less good they
was bleeped before the non- pain. The study had 67 of the emotional effect of the feel. And if I’m ever caught
prime hour of 8.30pm; now participants place a hand in words themselves, swearing mid-iced water crush à la
the F-bomb is (probably) ice water and see how long helps us find our place Rose in Titanic, I’d like some
being dropped on soapies. they could hold it there. within friendship circles. sweet, sweet pain relief. ■
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‘I Live-
Tweeted My
Psychiatric
Treatment’
O ne wom a n h a r ne s s e d soc i a l me d i a a s pa r t
of her he a l i n g – a nd her appr oa c h i s he a l i n g
c ou nt le s s ot her s i n Sout h A f r ic a . T h i s Ment a l
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M p e’s s t or y, a nd get e d uc at e d ab out you r ow n
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my gown. Weird what we find to be comforting,’ A few months after
tweets Tuks BCom student Thabile Mpe. It’s her diagnosis, though, it What
became clear Mpe needed
September 2016; she’s tweeting from a clinic holistic treatment, not just
Depression
in Centurion, where’s she’s been admitted meds – like most people Feels Like?
who have a mental illness.
for bipolar type 2 disorder. A flurry of retweets FOR SOMEONE
‘While the meds helped,
follow. ‘Woke up with dry mouth. Downing 2L I needed more than that.
LUCKY ENOUGH
I needed therapy: someone NOT TO SUFFER
of water before breakfast to try and get rid of FROM A MENTAL
to teach me pragmatic coping
it,’ Mpe tweets the following morning. It’s her mechanisms,’ says Mpe. She ILLNESS, IT CAN
medication that leaves her with a dry mouth asked her psychologist to BE DIFFICULT
admit her. On 19 September, TO EMPATHISE
– the reality of living with a mental illness. Mpe checked into Vista While every person’s
Clinic, where she would experience of mental
Mpe’s followers are Luckily for Mpe, her mom stay for 19 days. That’s illness is unique (and
overwhelmingly supportive – a pharmacist – understood when she began to share there’s a wide spectrum
of her 19-day hospital stay, the reality of mental illness her experience via Twitter. of mental illnesses
and she’s realising that live- and pointed her in the right Mpe’s tweets were the out there), Thabile
Mpe describes her
tweeting her treatment isn’t direction to get help. ‘My beginnings of what would
depression to help
just cathartic for her – it’s mom suggested I give ICAS become Mental Wealth ZA.
you understand it better.
helping others, too. Rewind, a call. It’s an organisation ‘Many people commented ‘It feels like being at
though, and Mpe, 24, wasn’t that businesses can register how my tweets showed the bottom of the ocean.
always receiving the help with to provide psychiatric them that being admitted You want to get out and
she needed – or talking so assistance to their employees. wasn’t as scary as they you try to swim upwards,
openly about her struggle. You speak to someone on had seen on TV,’ says but there’s a weight tied
the phone, and they try Mpe. ‘I was normalising to your ankle. Sometimes
6WRSVD\LQJ¶,·PÀQH· to discern whether or not treatment and destigmatising you can see a ray of
‘I’d always felt like I was you need to see someone. mental illness.’ sunlight and it’s enough
to get you through the
different, but I’d got so used When I called, I spent an Following her treatment
day – but you’re still
to feeling down that I was hour on the phone, bawling – which included everything
stuck at the bottom of
trying to function with it,’ my eyes out. They found me from daily sessions with the ocean. Sometimes
says Mpe. ‘You convince a therapist.’ Therapists can’t a psychologist to classes you don’t see sunlight
yourself you’re fine. But make diagnoses, so she was on things like assertiveness at all. You feel as though
I’d have periods where referred to a GP and then to and processing guilt – you’re drowning and you’re
I wouldn’t want to get out a psychologist, who finally Mpe continued to see going to die. You feel
of bed for months. Studies provided an explanation: Mpe her psychologist regularly, like your swimming
in particular would trigger had bipolar type 2 disorder. as well as take medication. efforts aren’t getting
my anxiety and depression. The diagnosis was daunting She’s a stellar example of you anywhere, so you
give up and just sit there,
But I carried on coping and – but it was the beginning living with mental illness:
at the bottom of the ocean.
telling people, “I’m fine”. of getting the right help. managing it and seeking
It feels like an unending
‘Then, last year in June, ‘My psychologist wanted the treatment she needs, cycle of darkness.
my anxiety manifested itself to admit me for intensive but still honest about her ‘It’s important to
in a way I couldn’t ignore. treatment but I wasn’t ready,’ bad days and setbacks. appreciate that, even
At first, I thought I had flu: she says. ‘I wanted to be at ‘I realised how important when you make every
it was winter and everyone home. I was worried about it was for a young, black effort to swim to the
gets flu in winter, right? my mom. I needed to process woman to be speaking top of the ocean, you
Aside from flu symptoms, my diagnosis and what it openly about her illness,’ still feel held down.
I was crying regularly. I was meant for me. I did start notes Mpe. ‘It inspired Something people who
don’t understand mental
much sadder than usual. My taking medication: Zytomil, me to launch Mental
illness often say is “Snap
sleeping habits were out of an antidepressant; Epitec, Wealth ZA in January
out of it” or “Try harder, be
whack: I’d either sleep for a mood stabiliser; and then this year: a website and stronger”. But remember:
days or not be able to sleep Seroquel, an antipsychotic Twitter account that offer no-one who is suffering
at all. I began to realise – the start of working support and encouragement wants to stay like that.
that something bigger towards managing for anyone affected by We do try to work out of
was wrong; I wasn’t okay.’ my illness.’ mental illness.’ it – but it can feel futile.’
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REPORT Thabile Mpe Follow
@Thabile__
Why social
media can work We get given plastic spoons
It’s Mpe’s @MentalWealthZA
Twitter account that’s and forks with food, but metal
especially revolutionary.
It’s a combination of her
personal journey – injecting
butter knives – why? So strange
realism into the day-to-day
of living with mental illness
– and tips, stats and info on
where to get help, as well as Thabile Mpe Follow
documenting the successes @Thabile__
and struggles of others
walking a similar path.
The account is inundated My favourite meal is lunch.
with tweets and DMs daily.
‘I followed your Twitter
account three months
Whoever is making lunch
ago during a depressive
episode,’ reads one DM. is for me. But I hate supper
‘I’ve DM’d you many times.
You’ve never ignored my
DMs, and you shared with
other lovers [Mpe’s term for T p o o
anyone who interacts with @Thabile__
her on Twitter] who gave
very useful advice. Three
months on the new drugs, My ‘Assertiveness’ classes
and I can say I feel SO MUCH
better.’ This ‘lover’ is one of are making me realise I err
many whose mental-health
journey has been enriched
via social media.
on the side of aggressive
Mpe regularly shares
DMs (with the sender’s p Fo ow
permission) to act as a @Thabile__
call-out for advice and
help from her followers,
whether asking about side Eight friends came to visit
effects of a medication or for
affordable psychologists in me tonight in hospital. I am
a certain area for a ‘lover’
without medical aid.
‘Sometimes, if I get a
so loved! So much
particularly dark DM, I shout
out to my followers to send
love and encouragement
to that person on Twitter,’ Th bil Mp Follow
says Mpe. ‘We use a hashtag @Thabile__
and create a thread of
acceptance and love,
so that person can Night pill time. The other patients
take comfort from it.’
In a world that’s almost
unequivocally condemning
love stroking my gown. Weird
of the effect of social media
on mental wellbeing what we find to be comforting
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@lulamawolf
Do you have a
signature hairstyle?
‘Extra-long braids, or an Afro.’
What’s your relationship
like with your hair?
‘My hair and I have a love-
hate relationship. We try
to get along most days –
but we deÀnitely love each
other when we manage to
compromise on one hairstyle.’
Where do you get
your hair inspo?
‘Solange Knowles.’
@shomadjozi
Do you have
a signature hairstyle?
‘Yes! “Madjozi braids” –
cornrows with braids on the
sides. While I lived in Senegal,
I noticed the young girls had
beautiful braids with beads
– but as soon as they hit
puberty, they start relaxing
their hair. That’s weird for
me. It’s as though we’ve been
taught that certain hairstyles
are immature or inappropriate,
and that “beauty” means
we have to completely erase
ourselves. I want to create
a version of beauty that is
more considerate towards
me, my hair and my history.’
What’s your relationship
like with your hair?
‘I had to learn it. Isn’t
that crazy? As black people,
we’re more equipped with
the knowledge of how to
straighten our hair rather
than how to deal with it
as it grows out of our scalp.
Over time, I’ve learnt how
it curls and how to braid it
without destroying my edges,
and I’ve become comfortable
with the fact that it doesn’t
grow very long. I’m happy.’
Where do you get
your hair inspo?
‘Thandiswa Mazwai has
always been the original
blueprint for me.’
ZIPHO NTLOKO, 24
and beauty writer
@themakeupstandsa
Do you have a
signature hairstyle?
‘I love lengthy,
medium-sized
braids or twists.
They’re fun and
youthful, and their
maintenance is
a lot easier
than a weave.’
What’s your
relationship like
with your hair?
‘My natural hair?
I haven’t worn
my natural hair
in years, mainly
because it can be
so hard to maintain.
I don’t have a love-
hate relationship
with my hair;
it’s more of an
understanding,
and knowing the
degree of effort
that goes into
maintaining it.
With my often-
hectic schedule
and early
mornings, I have
little time to style
my hair, which is
why I now go for
protective hairdos
throughout the year.’
Where do you get
your hair inspo?
‘I love Keke Palmer
with box braids.
I think she’s the
celeb that inspired
my signature
braided look –
she always looks
insanely beautiful
with braids.’
Do you have
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@bee_diamondhead
Do you have
a signature hairstyle?
‘I don’t! I change my hair
often – like twice a week.
I can’t help it. I have a hair
dream, then it has to happen.’
What’s your relationship
like with your hair?
‘I’ve always had a good
relationship with my hair.
I’ve always loved it. I know
now that I haven’t always
taken the best care of it.
Mainstream media told my
guardians they had to “treat”
it for it to be acceptable. Even
under those circumstances,
I loved my hair. I’m just sad
we had to go through all that.’
Where do you get
your hair inspo?
‘My hair inspo comes in my
dreams – like little gifts my
ancestors have left for me.
Black women are so creative
with their hair. It’s something
in us, something we were
born with. It’s so beautiful
and inspiring to see so many
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MOST OF US WHO
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just by pop culture. woman we know still and are less likely to get
‘Women get the sense refers to her vulva as Joey, regular gynaecological
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one in a sexual context,’ phobia, a legit condition that
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probably a few things can cause breast soreness, But if your seemingly
identical twins suddenly
even you don’t know
and even stimulate growth
and milk production. If you become fraternal, head to
about them. So we aren’t loving the situation, a doctor. You could have
an infection – or worse.
handed your hooters speak to a doctor about
taking a drug that lowers
the mic. Here’s what prolactin levels. A hormonal ‘We’re not
they want to say. IUD such as Mirena may ticking time
also have fewer side
effects because its active
bombs’
Yes, breast cancer is
‘We can ingredient is progesterone.
too common – one in
change size’ Speaking of size, bigger
is not always better. It used
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reductions were about 40,
glands in the breast to freak out now. ‘I have
on average, but ‘In the past
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five years, the number of
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patients in their teens and
leading to swelling concerned about breast
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and tenderness. In cancer, including some
doubled,’ says Brian Labow,
fact, oestrogen is also under the age of 35,’
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amounts of oestrogen in 40. (Doctors may give
particular can cause fluid different advice to young
retention in the breasts women with a family
and stimulate the growth history of cancer or
of breast cells,’ says Dr other risk factors.)
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of endocrinology and
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Orgasms
during
sex can
be like
rainbows:
unpredictable and rare – In reality, however,
at least for many straight only 20% to 30% of us
women. Compared to any can regularly hit a high
other gender and sexual note from penetration
orientation, hetero ladies alone. The vast majority of
ranked dead last in their us need clitoral stimulation.
likeliness to climax during Adding to the problem is
their sexual encounters the fact that some straight
with a partner in the women are failing to have
past month, according to an open dialogue with
a recent study published their men about the way
in the Archives Of Sexual they experience pleasure Find your Slow down
Behavior. In fact, while 75% and orgasms, says Justin own hot zones with foreplay
of dudes said they always Garcia, a sex researcher at ‘When you ask women While men can go
finish when getting it on, the Kinsey Institute and how they masturbate, from normal to O face
only 33% of women could a coauthor of the study. a very small percentage in 60 seconds, women’s
say the same. What you’re left with is solely put something inside bodies need more time
Yeah, we know. So unfair. a sex life in which your their vagina,’ says Laurie to build arousal, which
This pleasure gap between guy gets his happy ending Mintz, author of Becoming involves lubrication of and
the sexes has been an issue – while possibly thinking Cliterate. ‘But when they’re increased blood flow to your
for as long as women have that he’s rocked your world with a man, they think they lady parts. ‘When sex lasts
been faking it. (Read: a very too – and you lie there should orgasm differently.’ longer than 30 minutes (and
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one-third of guys assume Follow these tips, and even sensations so that, later, him to take his time
vaginal intercourse alone the scorecard. you can tell your guy to teasing you.
will get most women off. focus on those spots.
3
ORAL ACTION
Think of your clitoris
as a clock, and direct
your guy to lick the
one o’clock spot – a
supersensitive part
for some women.
MY
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WORST
EVER WAS…
When His Penis ‘Broke’
A
When bad sex happens to good people
‘Anyone who’s been in a ‘However, the euphoria of mortification surging serial-killer documentary I’d
relationship where you both wasn’t to last: a “popping” through me, I had no choice ever seen and got a bucket
live with family or friends sound came from down but to call the one person of soapy water to scrub
will know that sometimes below, like a condom who I knew could help: away any traces of evidence.
you have to think outside breaking. Then through my mother. Mom, a GP, did We covered Gabriel’s penis
the bed when it comes to gritted teeth, he whispered, not make the conversation with gauze, which I found in
sex. I’d been with Gabriel* “Something’s burning,” and any less excruciating. As the bathroom, and allowed
for four years and our pulled out. Cue a spray of I explained the situation, it to heal over the next few
sex life was problem-free horror-movie-rivalling blood it became clear what the weeks. Gabriel said he’d
PHOTOGRAPHY GETTY IMAGES AS TOLD TO JENNIFER SAVIN * NAME HAS BEEN CHANGED
(actually, it was pretty splattering all over the bed, problem was: Gabriel’s rather eat his own face than
fantastic), minus the fact the floor and my naked body. banjo string had broken show a doctor his injury.
I lived with my grandma It was like a water sprinkler as a result of going at it ‘We then walked
and he with his mother. infused with red downstairs, as his
family began to shuffle
So when any opportunity
arose for a quickie, we’d
food dye – only it
was coming from ‘How the hell had in from their naps,
oblivious to the blood
seize it with both hands.
‘One day, after a family
his penis.
‘Gabriel’s face we managed to bath they’d just missed.
As for my boyfriend’s
meal at his mom’s house
with about 10 of his relatives,
contorted with pain
as he squirmed in break his cock?’ pained expressions?
everybody went for a nap. silence, trying not to He had to fake stomach
We decided that, instead wake his family. I frantically too hard, while I hadn’t been cramps from overeating.
of sleeping, we’d sneak whipped the sheet off the quite wet enough. Mom then ‘I had no idea this could
up to Gabriel’s room and bed and tried to stem the went on to query why we happen – these stories
get down to it. Within blood flow, while I wondered hadn’t indulged in sufficient aren’t often whipped
minutes he had his face how the hell we’d managed foreplay. Not a question out over dinner. “Hey,
between my thighs and to break his cock. I wanted to answer, really. I’m Jo*. Once I snapped
then began penetrating ‘Then he began to ‘Eventually, the blood my boyfriend’s penis and
me so deeply, I had to bite get woozy – this was stopped and the pain eased it looked like a scene from
my lip to stop myself from becoming too much for up. Time to tackle the crime Carrie. Anyone for seconds?”
screaming. It was such me to handle. So, with scene: as Gabriel lay in bed, Be safe out there. You have
a turn-on. the absolute highest level I thought back to every been warned.’ ■
Listening in
Some more advanced
experimentation can
FEEL A
SPARK? JUST prompt an even more
GO WITH IT… explosive boobgasm.
Try circling your nips
with a small vibrator,
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extreme adventure
PHOTOGRAPHY THE LICENSING PROJECT TEXT ANKA RADAKOVICH
– nipple clamps.
That being said,
don’t force it. If
your girls are feeling
tender or sore, or are
aching for any reason,
stimulating them is
more likely to prompt
an ouch than an O.
Respect your twins
by letting them act
the part of passive
bystanders until
they’re ready to
come and join
the party again. ■
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focus – and do the task that involves the most concentration later in
the morning: research shows it’s when your body is at its optimum
temperature to aid cognitive thinking. Wearing a quilted onesie
all day does not yield the same results, apparently. ■
GOOD DAY GETTING A SEAT ON
THE BUS. But not the
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other than the ability
to scratch her nose
with her toe. A study
by the Indian Journal
Of Psychiatry tested
cortisol (the stress
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58 patients, and found
TURNS OUT THERE IS AN OPTIMUM TIME FOR E VERY TASK . they were significantly
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thing you do when you
get to work. One study,
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for managing multiple
Embrace your inner
entrepreneur by exploring
which looked at 35 years’ REALLY BAD TIMES social media accounts, new ideas when you’re
worth of task-setting TO DO THINGS and HubSpot, a marketing tired. Researchers split
research, found that we firm, agree that 12pm to participants into two
perform 15% better once 9am Meetings 3pm is the peak time for groups and set them two
we’ve made concrete goals Want to get everyone when Twitter interaction, and types of creativity tests:
that focus us. Give tasks a they’re bright-eyed? Sorry, 12pm to 1pm for Instagram. one measured insight (the
‘you’ slant (such as saying, they’ll just ignore you. type of problem requiring
‘If I get this all done today, Meeting-scheduling software a leap into the unknown)
I can go for dinner this
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and is a much firmer kick The conference room might be lunch hour cramming – hit answer), at different times.
up the bum than doing free for a sly hangover nap. the gym. Research by the Those who were unfocused
things just because University of Bristol found were much better at insight
someone’s told us to. 1pm Make a cold call that those who exercised tasks, and linking random
Obviously nobody wants to be during work had better ideas to solve them. Bet you
bothered when they’re trying concentration, while John the slanket was invented
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to artsy-Instagram a sandwich
– but research by business
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Ratey, author of Spark: The
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at about 4pm!
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better news? You can research called the ‘Morning Caffeine takes 20 minutes you get a reply at all – a
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see your vision.
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start thinking like the super-rich.
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to be close to billionaire status
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and Airbnb) when you don’t
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finance. Then ask them
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for tax number.
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your hobbies could translate into genius than it is to create it.’
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vision, according to research into Corley. Yup: it’s time to ditch the
the personality of 1 300 billionaires fear and start asking how you’re
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place on a grill at over. Grill, covered,
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covered, until the over the crust, then warm enough to really stretch, like it would
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garlic and 2T olive any air bubbles. (3 to 4 minutes).
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BUDGET Catch a bus from Split to PlitviĀe (from
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and follow the clearly marked routes through the
park. Make sure you do the routes around the
Upper Lakes, Lower Lakes and Large Waterfall.
BLOWOUT Book a guided tour (from R1 200pp)
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be worth it.
BUDGET There isn’t an easy way around
paying for a pricey guided boat trip to get
from Split to the Blue Cave, since the cave
is off the remote island Biševo. Save money
by choosing a less-extensive trip (three
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in cl e a r w at
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make the most of the day (from R1 800pp).
They’ll not only take you on a speedboat
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in the queue for you for Blue Cave tickets
(while you carry on island-hopping) – and
you’ll also stop off at ports such as Hvar,
Àlled with luxury yachts, and plenty more
@ sar ah m ar yb ro wn ing Insta-worthy spots. Try to book a tour that
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ancient Roman temples.
BUDGET You can walk around the walled town of the
palace for free, but almost every building has an entrance
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in Meereen – and the St Domnius Cathedral bell tower,
which you can climb for giddying views (about R50pp).
Th e (s li g h t ly BLOWOUT Walking tours are the best way to see key
d iz z y in g) spots and hear about their impressive history (from
b e ll t o w e r
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and the white-Àsh Àlet with almonds, roasted-shrimp
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(R400). The trufÁe ice cream with hazelnut crumble,
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the trip takes four to six hours time to go, although temperatures to European countries that use the world. Expect a variety of Àsh
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is about R220pp one way. with slight humidity. June (22°C UK’s scary R16,90 for
1 rate. based salads and green veg. Skip
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