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(2009 年中央电视台春节联欢晚会节目)
Got the Money Anyway(舞台上是一个餐厅的背景,写着:“苏格兰情调”。本
山大叔穿着中山装,身上背着一串蒜头,手上拿着野鸡,拉着毛毛上场。)
(This short play is set in a restaurant named "Scottish Taste / Feel." Uncle Zhao, in his
customary Chinese tunic suit, enters, carrying a string of garlic on his back and a
pheasant in hand, with his granddaughter Yadar in tow.)
Uncle Zhao Here we are. 赵本山:到了。
Uncle Zhao 情调(qíng diào) All right, . We're gonna have our meal here anyway.
赵本山:啊,情调?就搁这儿吃。
Uncle Zhao (to Yadar) Listen here, Yadar. When Mr. Bi from CCTV's 星 光 大 道
comes, you must show your' best, OK?
赵本山:来,站起来。跟你说,一会儿星光大道的毕老师来了,你一定要给我争
个脸,好不?
Yadar:ok.
毛毛: 好吧。
Uncle zhao : It's the best opportunity for you' own future. Grandpa's been preparin
you over the past 40-plus years.
赵本山:这是个绝好的机会,爷爷我已经培养你 40 年了。
Yadar Grandpa,see how old I now.
毛毛:看我才多大呀?、
Uncle Zhao I prepared you' daddy for 30 extra years. Though he is not good enough,
So you really should outdo him. Can you make it ?
赵本山:我还培养你爸三十多年呢。这不,你爸那是个半成品,我都给培养成文
化站站长了。你一定要超过他,有决心吗?
Yadar I can.
毛毛:我能!
Uncle Zhao That is my girl, good for you .
(小沈阳再次上场.)
Shenyang Here's the sauce for you.
小沈阳:给你的汤
Uncle Zhao (to Yadar) Eat this, so you won't be too hungry.
小沈阳: 哟,你不是那谁吗,你是那个......蒙住了。朱军?!不是朱军。白岩
松?!不是。老毕......你是毕老师吗?!
CCTV Man I'm Bi Fujian.
毕福剑:我姓毕。
henyang Come here everyone, it`s Mr. Bi here.
小沈阳 毕老师来了,快来人啊,毕老师来了。
Uncle Zhao Hi Hi Hi!!!Watch ever !
赵本山:干啥,吵吵巴火的?
Shenyang He's Mr. Bi...
小沈阳:毕老师......
Uncle Zhao I know, he's my guest.
赵本山:我知道,这就是我要请的客人。
Shenyang Mr. Bi,can I take a picture with you?
小沈阳:毕老师,你给我照个相呗!
赵本山: 你先等一会儿。刚到是吧?
Uncle Zhao (to Shenyang) Wait, wait. (To CCTV Man) Welcome, Mr. Bi.
CCTV Man Nice to meet you.
毕福剑:你好
Uncle Zhao I've been wait you for a long time.
赵本山:我在这儿等半天了。
CCTV Man Thanks a lot really. You are?
毕福剑:你好你好。请问您是......?
Uncle Zhao Are you looking for~?
赵本山:你找谁?
CCTV Man I'm looking for Zhao Tiezhu.
毕福剑:我找莲花乡文化站站长赵铁柱。
Uncle Zhao oh~~~You got it. Here's his daddy ...
赵本山:找对了,这就是赵铁柱的爹,我是......
Yadar Zhao Tiezhu is my daddy.
毛毛: 赵铁柱是我爹。
Uncle Zhao Ho, I'm Tiezhu's daddy. Aren't you looking for a dad?
赵本山:我是赵铁柱的爹。你不是找爹吗?
CCTV Man yes, daddy... oh no !I’m looking for your son,Where is your son?
毕福剑:爹......不是,我找您儿子。
Uncle Zhao He's at the township waiting for you. thery welcome you very warmly!
they've prepared a great hall, a big room, with a large photo of you hung in the
middle. Flowers all around.
赵本山:他在乡里等你呢。啊呀,乡里布置得老隆重啊,乡长、书记都在那儿排
队等你呢。布一个大厅,完事弄一个大房间,给你弄一个大照片挂中间,周围全
是花呀。
CCTV Man What're the colors ?
毕福剑:老哥,这花都什么颜色?
Uncle Zhao They're all in white and yellow. Soo beautiful!!
赵本山:白的、黄的都有啊。很漂亮。
CCTV Man What?/Why?
毕福剑:为什么?
Uncle Zhao They're so excited.
赵本山:这不激动吗,你去了。
CCTV Man Let's go there, then.
毕福剑:咱去乡里吧。
Uncle Zhao Oh no!! you know here is the best restaurant in 铁岭, How abut that?
赵本山:别介,乡里布置我,说先搁铁岭吃一顿,完事上那儿。你看吧。
CCTV Man ohno on on on on on on ! I've had my meal on the plane.
毕福剑:别别,大爷,不,老哥,我在飞机上吃了。
Uncle Zhao You're my guest, so please follow me.
赵本山:那客随主便,好不好?给你怎么安排你就听话,来来。
Shenyang Mir Bi ,take a photo with you ??
小沈阳:毕老师,你不给照个相吗?毕老师。
CCTV Man (to Shenyang) You're... a male waiter?
毕福剑:你是男服务员?
Shenyang Yup
小沈阳:嗯哪。
CCTV Man hei hei hei……You looks so sweet, boy.
毕福剑:长得挺委婉的。
Uncle Zhao I agree with you. haha…….we are must be townee.
赵本山:来这边,我们一定是老乡。
CCTV Man Really?
毕福剑:真的?
Uncle Zhao Aren’t you from Dalian?
赵本山:你不是大连人吗?
CCTV Man yes !.
毕福剑 是的
Uncle Zhao oh !yeth ,now! look! he smiles like the last picture of your dead
grandpa.Yadar, Say hello to your new grandpa.
赵本山 .哎呀,这一笑,你看看,多像你姥爷临走那张照片。鸭蛋快认姥爷。
毛毛: 姥爷好。
CCTV Man Don't, please. It`s Spring Festvial now, and I should have given you
some gift money.
毕福剑:别别别,起起......。大过年的,你要来这个,我得给你压岁钱了。
Uncle Zhao no no no no no !Don’t do that !let’s have meal first.
赵本山:不用,不用。我们先吃饭吧。
Uncle Zhao (清喉咙后) waiter ,give me the menu.
赵本山:服务员
Shenyang yeth
小沈阳:你好(递菜单)
Uncle Zhao Australian abalones, four.
赵本山:澳洲鲍鱼四只。
Shenyang Sorry, no.
小沈阳:对不起,没有。
CCTV Man Too expensive anyway. Let's move on down.
毕福剑:算了,别点那么贵的。你往下来。
Uncle Zhao Lobsters of 2 kilos each.
赵本山:四斤的龙虾。
小沈阳:对不起,没那么大的
Shenyang Sorry, It’no big enough.
Uncle Zhao What kind~ do you have~?
赵本山:有多大的?
Shenyang Half a kilo each.
小沈阳:有一斤多的。
Uncle Zhao r~e~a~l~~ly have ?
赵本山:......有吗?
Shenyang Yes we do... or no?
小沈阳:有......还是没有啊?
Uncle Zhao Come on, boy, it's you take care of things here. Don't you know what
you've got and what not? (摸着口袋)Enough money!!.
赵本山:这个......我跟你说,有没有,这是你开的店呢,你还不明白?这不差钱。
Shenyang OH it’ no.
小沈阳:哦......那没有。
Uncle Zhao Here is nothing to serve. I’m angry . Where's you' boss? Get him here.
赵本山: 你这酒店怎么要啥啥没有呢?干什么玩意儿吃的?这毕老师容易来一
趟?把你老板找来
Shenyang Sorry no!
小沈阳:没有。
Uncle Zhao You just get two words,yes !on! you boss !
赵本山:你就记住一个没有了,是不?老板。
Shenyang OH... the boss is out.
小沈阳:啊,老板哪?老板出去了。
Uncle Zhao Where's he?
赵本山:上哪儿去了?
Shenyang I don’t know!(语速快一点)
小沈阳:不知道。
Uncle Zhao What shall we eat, then?
赵本山:啥玩意儿呀你?你说吃啥呀?
CCTV Man Hi, It’too expensve.Just something homely,ok??
毕福剑:来点儿家常便饭。民间的。
ncle Zhao All right, A lovely little chicken boiled with mushrooms.
赵本山:民间的是吧?来民间的吧,孩子,来个小野鸡炖蘑菇。
UShenyang sorry, no!
小沈阳:没有。
Uncle Zhao That’s one you can have.赵本山:这个可以有。
Shenyang That’s one we really don't have. 小沈阳:这个......真没有。
Uncle Zhao All right, you get it, Yadar. take it here. Lucky we didn't come with
empty hands.
赵本山:我给你带来了啊,咱有。来,丫蛋,把这拿来。哎呀,多亏带来了。
CCTV Man No, buddy... Why bother yourself with every thing when coming to a
restaurant?
毕福剑:老哥...... 你怎么下一趟饭店,材料都自己备?
Uncle Zhao oh moey!!(捡钱) er… the truth is that thery have nothing,through with a
lot of money.
赵本山:关键是这东西他们花钱都找不来。
CCTV Man oh I know!
Uncle Zhao Now,we are wonder how about yours?
赵本山:给你们点机会。毕老师来一回,你们饭店表示不?
Shenyang We should show one for free?
小沈阳: 赠送一个呗。
Uncle Zhao 嗯哼~~~
Shenyang Hi Sr? you are too tip .How can you do this !
Uncle Zhao I did my order, boy. But what did you have?
赵本山:我说小伙子,咱们不是一个没点。我点完之后,鲍鱼、龙虾你都没有。
Shenyang You understand we have no?
小沈阳:有没有,你心里还没数吗?
Uncle Zhao Do I understand???
赵本山: 这差钱还是咋的?
小沈阳:我知道大爷不差钱。我的意思,毕老师好容易来一回,咱吃喝不能在乎
钱,大爷。你看我今年岁数小,但是我总结了,人这一生其实可短暂了,有时候
一想,跟睡觉是一样一样的。眼睛一闭,一睁,一天过去了;眼睛一闭,不睁,
这辈子就过去了。
Shenyang yes ,Sir,I known you have a lot of money. but with Mr. Bi here, can't you
stop being so stingy? Every body see I am still young, but I see life can be very
short, it sometimes is much like take a sleep. Eyes closed, eyes opened, and a whole
day is over. Eyes closed but never opened - then your whole life is over.
SCCTV Man That`s wit!
毕福剑:小伙子,精辟。
Uncle Zhao not wit! To me he just like a shit!
赵本山:精辟啥,他是屁精。
Shenyang Do you know what is the most painful thing in the world?
小沈阳:大爷, 你知道世界上最痛苦的事是什么吗?
Uncle Zhao what?
赵本山:嗯?
Shenyang sir, is to die leaving your money unused
小沈阳:人死了,钱没花了。
Uncle Zhao Do you know the most most most painful thing in the land?
赵本山:人这一生最最痛苦的事,你知道是什么吗?
小沈阳:Is’what?
Uncle Zhao ... is to be left living with your money gone. Don't worry, boy. If you play
your part well, I'll pay you well. So , Please be quack!
赵本山:是人活着呢,钱没了。不差钱,放心吧,啊。把菜好好做上。
Shenyang soo cheep !!。 小沈阳:....这也太抠了。
毛毛: "是谁带来远古的呼唤?是谁留下千年的期盼......"
Uncle Zhao No no no .not this part. Like this.ho~~~~`
赵本山:中间的不用唱了,最后那个。哦哟啦,那个。
毛毛: "......那就是青藏高原。"
SCCTV Man:En! Soo youg! Her voice is soo cool !
毕福剑:真好听,跟真的一样。
Uncle Zhao Ofcourse!
赵本山:那当然。(小沈阳忍俊不禁)
Shenyang:That’s good ? If she can go there, so can I.
小沈阳:这就不错啊?这样能上的话,我也能上。
Uncle Zhao Where to? 赵本山:往哪上啊你!快上菜去。
Shenyang:Mr Bi here ,please give a chance to sing!
小沈阳:毕老师在这,给我个机会吧。
Uncle Zhao:you just a waiter!
赵本山:你只是个小二。
Shenyang If you don't let me sing, I won't serve you the meal.
小沈阳:不让我唱,我就不给你上菜。
Uncle Zhao If you don't serve me the meal, I'll get you' boss here.赵本山:你不给我
上菜,我找你老板去。
Shenyang If you get my boss here, I'll put you out just now.
小沈阳:你找我老板,我把你交代我的事说出来。
Uncle Zhao If you speak... speak… speak…I know you speak better than you sing.
赵本山:你要说......他指定比唱的好。
CCTV Man (to Shenyang) Well,young man, what can you do ?
Shenyang I can sing 刘欢’song.
CCTV Man :which song ?
Shenyang : You and me .
小沈阳:。嗯哼哼哼 "我和你,心连心,同住地球......"。我把唱词给忘了好像。
Shenyang : I say a wrong.
Uncle Zhao You've lost you' tune. Say, It's more like a monkey show. Look at that
empty trouser.
赵本山:拉倒吧,你唱跑偏了,你这裤子就穿跑偏了,你就是个跑偏的人。
Shenyang Can I try it again ,Mr bi? Can I try it again?
小沈阳:我再重唱一个吧。毕老师,我再重唱一个行吗?
CCTV Man Any other song at your beck ? 毕福剑:哪首歌你还比较拿手?