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EXT SCENE: *CHILDREN PLAYING SOUND*

PERSON 1: *LOOKS AT CHEESE ON THE GROUND IN THE DISTANCE*

WHOAAAAA *LONG PAUSE* CHECK THAT OUT!

*WALKS OVER TO CHEESE*
IS THAT CHESEEEEEE? *BENDS DOWN TO TOUCH CHEESE*
PERSON 2: *LOUDLY* STOP!
PERSON 1: *TURNS AROUND TO PERSON 2*
PERSON 2: GOOD GOD MAN! YOU ALMOST GOT THE CHEESE TOUCH!
PERSON 1: THE WHAT?
PERSON 2: THE CHEESE TOUCH. *QUIETLY* NOBODY KNOWS WHEN, OR
HOW...BUT ONE DAY, THAT CHEESE MYSTERIOUSLY
APPEARED ON THE BLACKTOP. NOBODY KNEW WHO IT
BELONGED TO. NOBODY TOUCHED IT. NOBODY THREW IT
AWAY. AND SO THERE IT SAT, GROWING MORE FOUL AND
POWERFUL BY THE DAY.
THEN ONE DAY, A KID NAMED DARREN WALSH MADE THE
BIGGEST MISTAKE OF HIS LIFE.
*SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC*
PERSON 3: DARRAN TOUCHED THE CHEESE! *SHOUTING FRANTICALLY
TO EVERYONE IN THE PLAYGROUND*

*KIDS BEGIN SCREAMING*

PERSON 4: *LOUDLY* NO I DIDN'T! I JUST LOOKED AT IT, REALLY!
*SCREAMING KIDS RUN AWAY*
PERSON 2: DARREN HAD THE CHEESE TOUCH!
*BACKGROUND SCREAMING KIDS RUNNING THROUGH INT*
IT WAS WORSE THAN NUCLEAR COOTIES! HE BECAME AN
OUTCAST.
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*DARREN CRIES*
THE ONLY WAY TO GET RID OF THE CHEESE TOUCH WAS BY
PASSING IT ON TO SOMEONE ELSE.
*SUSPENSION EFFECT WHILE DARREN IS WALKING TOWARDS
A GROUP*
*TOUCHES SHOULDER SOUND*
*GIRL GASPS*
*KIDS SCREAMING*
AND SO BEGAN THE CHEESE TOUCH FRENZY. FRIEND
TURNING ON FRIEND. BROTHER TURNING ON SISTER. IT
WAS MADNESS. UNTIL, A GERMAN EXCHANGE STUDENT
NAMED DIETER MULLER TOOK IT AWAY.
PERSON 5: *TAPS PERSON 6* DIETER HAS THE CHEESE TOUCH. *KIDS
RUNNING AWAY SCREAMING*
PERSON 6: ZE CHEESE TOUCH? VAT IS IT? VAT DOES IT MEAN, ZE
CHEESE TOUCH?

PERSON 2: SADLY FOR DIETER, THAT FACT WAS LOST IN

TRANSLATION.*CAR DRIVING AWAY SOUND* THANKFULLY,

HE MOVED BACK TO DUSSELDORF, AND TOOK THE CHEESE

TOUCH WITH HIM.

PERSON 6: *NOOOOOOOO BACKGROUND SOUND EFFECT* *LONG EARY

MUSIC*

PERSON 2: AND SO THE CHEESE SITS, PATIENTLY WAITING FOR ITS

NEXT VICTIM.

PERSON 1: WOWWWWWWW
PERSON 2: THIS IS A TERRIBLE PLACE.