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Green against bottom of the league Elland BC, sh*ts well we got thrashed
well they are probably no longer bottom of the
league now they have played us.
We had just four winners and lost on aggregate
217/178
Indeed at one point I gave KR a little bit of With Bimbo making apologies for his absence it
feedback, you know trying to keep up the was down to one of our most unlikely players to
synergy levels and I thought he was going to fill his space at the end of the game.
smack me one. TB was showing true determination to get one
On the 13th end it was 12/7 up and KR said to me win under his belt before the season comes to an
as I marked his card, “Watch this he aint gonna end and to show us all that he was still a force to
score again”, and his opponent, “G Knott” be reckoned with despite losing 21/1 on two
scored another two ones in the next two occasions.
consecutive ends. He told me after the game that his opponent “P
You can see just how determined KR was for not Smith” was one of the best players from the
just a win but a slice of the sweep and to get Elland team, in fact he was a county bowler,
back to that pole position in the averages as he well, he lived in a county…
paced round his bowls as they were measured TB showed off some of the best bowling we had
like Darth Maul in the star wars episode seen him do all season, even The Knight Rider
Phantom Menace awaiting his fight with the looked envious at all the attention he was getting
Jedi. from the crowd.
Apart from a few swearwords which he was On one end he placed his first bowl just gently
chastised by his opponents marker for and the up to the jack which clearly damaged “P
fact he kept forgetting the name of who he was Smith’s” confidence somewhat since his first
bowling against he stormed off then to a quick bowl was a yard short.
victory with a 21/9 win. Billy Bunny shouted to TB to put another where
When the Knight Rider is “In The Zone”, he is a his first was but Magyar shouted that TB cant
formidable opponent as I just witnessed, he bowl two alike, he was right.
doesn’t have to resort to little yellow pills, or In the end after a good humoured battle TB came
lose his head because he bowled a jack and a off defeated but elated, it was the second
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consecutive match he had got into double figures ▲ 4 3 Almondbury BC 14 9 0 5 133
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and this time he finished 21/16. ▼ 3 4 Farnley Tyas 14 0 0 4 125
Jokes > 5 5 Primrose Hill Lib 14 8 0 6 111
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▲ 8 6 Outlane BC 14 4 0 0 106
▼ 6 7 Kirkheaton C&B 14 7 0 7 95
▼ 7 8 Thongsbridge 14 3 0 11 94
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▲ 10 9 Elland CA&BC 14 4 0 0 90
▼ 9 10 Cowcliffe Lib 14 3 0 11 82
With everyone having played 14 matches each
we are 34 points below the leader, Almondbury
Lib and 29 points above Cowcliffe Lib who
remain at the bottom.
Our final 4 matches are;
30th Aug 08: Cowcliffe at Clayton West
6th Sept 08: Thongsbridge at Linthwaite Hall
13th Sept 08: Outlane at Skelmanthorpe
Windmill and finally,
20th Sept 08: Skelmanthorpe Windmill at
Holmfirth BC, using calculations from last
weeks league positions I think this weeks results
were
Almondbury Lib C 7 Cowcliffe Lib 9
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Up and down, walking, Skel Windmill 5 Kirkheaton C&BC 1
Often measuring, sometimes chalking Primrose Hill Lib 4 Elland CA&BC 12
Shifting mats - keeping score, Thongsbridge CBC 4 Outlane 12
Aching back - tired of limb, Next season Luke, my son, has said he wants to
Cheers for others, none for him, play, he has been practising quite hard for the
Night draws on, he’s getting slow, last few Thursdays and well if our team is short
No one cares for he’s the Eskimo one week maybe he could step in and our captain
see what he’s like. Hopefully by next season if I
Magyar boards a bus with a bowling wood in am still asked to play my confidence will have
each of his front pockets. improved and my goal will be to win more than I
He sits down next to a beautiful young lady, and lose.
she can’t help but glance quizzically at the man So well I guess that brings to an end another
and his bulging pockets. It’s an uneasy few newsletter, “Pip Trek” our new video is coming
minutes before, finally, Magyar can take no along well and will be available for our last
more. match at Holmfirth on 20th September so at least
“Bowling balls,” he nods reassuringly. you will have something to remember the lovely
The lady seems a little shocked, and stares on. hot bowling summer we have had on them cold
Moments later, she says: “Does it hurt as much dark winter nights.
as tennis elbow?”
League
With just 3 matches remaining we are still firmly
fixed at No5 in the league
Mv LW TW Team Name Plyd W D L Pnts
> 1 1 Almondbury Lib 14 11 0 3 145
> 2 2 Skel Windmill 14 11 0 3 139
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