Single Sheet Sourcebook for Vampire the Masquerade . Keyword: GM Tool.

Roll two ten-sided dice to determine what Mortal Musings have occupied your Kindred’s thoughts.

00 Understand this thing called Social Media. images of yourself.

01 or 52 Find your last living mortal descendant. 33 or 84 Replace the crime lords of a city with your
02 or 53 Raise the child of the Hunter you just minions to monopolize control.
killed as your own. 34 or 85 Rescue your Ghoul from an abusive

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03 or 54 Find the serial killer who beat you in killing relationship they are trapped in.
that mortal you truly hated. 35 or 86 Create a book on information only you knew
04 or 55 Make that mortal think he’s going mad. from your mortal life.
05 or 56 Ruin their reputation through their loved ones. 36 or 87 Get obsessed with growing plants.

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06 or 57 Write a memoir of your mortal years and claim 37 or 88 Horde mementos of your mortal life
you found it as your own descendant. 38 or 89 Explore being a parents. Grab a child.
07 or 58 Start an online app to find willing Herd. 39 or 90 Get a pet. Do not ghoul it. See if you can take
08 or 59 Create a vigilante group to hunt the Second care of it for a year.
Inquisition thinking they are terrorists. 40 or 91 Learn a new hobby. But don’t get too much
09 or 60 Build a network of mortal allies who focus on attention when you do it very well.
posing as you during the day. 41 or 92 Ask someone to teach you how to social
10 or 61 Crowdsource a search for the Book of Nod. media. The kids seem to do it really well.
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12 or 63
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Enlist the homeless to become your spy
network in exchange for safety.
Ghoul an athlete to success.
Raise a mortal child who respects the
42 or 93

43 or 94
44 or 95
Observe a family for 24 hours. Try to give them
a perfect day by influencing things in secret.
You’ve forgotten what it feels to dream.
Immerse yourself and watch reality television
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Masquerade despite being human. shows. Hopefully, to understand why people
watch them.
14 or 65 Make sure abusers who escape the law suffer.
45 or 96 Get a tattoo.
15 or 66 Be an author’s muse.
46 or 97 Walk in the rain and take a moment to simply
16 or 67 Make a politician your puppet.
experience feeling once again.
17 or 68 Watch documentaries about the sun.
47 or 98 Reinvent yourself completely.
18 or 69 Gain paparazzi as allies to threaten rivals with New name, new look, and new story.
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Masquerade threats.
48 or 99 Punish that mortal you saw who looks identical
19 or 70 Add your rivals into dating apps. to someone you wish you could kill.
20 or 71 Say goodbye to a dying old flame. 49 or 50 Spend a day helping total strangers.
21 or 72 Adopt a family in secret. Experience what altruism is (I guess?).
22 or 73 Dominate a mortal family to see you as one of 51 Hold the hand of a mortal you love and keep
their long-lost family members. them company as they pass from this life.
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23 or 74 Enjoy a night out with your ghouls. Promise them you will make sure they die
untouched and mortal.
24 or 75 Attend a ghoul’s wedding as an uncle.
25 or 76 Hold a funeral for your death.
26 or 77 Attend a mortal friend’s funeral.
Mortals don’t realize how much fun they are having. Or how
27 or 78 Check on your old life in secret.
much more meaning ordinary things can be when looked at
28 or 79 See a psychiatrist. through the lens of immortality. Whether it is to relive the
29 or 80 Keep vampires from abusing a hunting ground. mortal moments, or deal with mortal matters, see which ones
work best for your group.
30 or 81 Learn to play a video game.
31 or 82 Create a Netflix movie mocking a rival’s mortal These events can be for one-shot games, filler sessions when the
life as a fictional tale. main story needs a breather, or even jumping points for a whole
32 or 83 Deepfake a living mortal identity using old new campaign. Have fun!
written by tobie abad