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RIDDLES
1. What will always support you when everyone else lets you down?

Your legs

2. What has no legs but runs everywhere?

Water

3. What did one lift say to the other lift?

I think I'm coming down with something!

6. Why are fish such poor tennis players?

They don't like to get too close to the net!

7. What can run and whistle, but can't walk or talk?

A locomotive!

8. What do farmers and gardeners grow at the same time?

Older

9. What goes smaller when you turn it upside down?

The number 9

10. Why do leopards never escape from the zoo?

Because they are always spotted!

11. Which is used only when broken?

Egg
12. What did the fish say when it swam into a wall?

"Dam!"

13. Why is a traffic policeman the strongest man in the world?

He can stop a ten-ton truck with one hand!

14. Who earns his living without doing a day's work?

A night watchman

15. What has a neck but cannot swallow?

A bottle!

16. Why was the apple tree crying?

Because people were always picking on him!

17. What pets make the most noise?

Trumpets!

18. What do you do if you get a blue banana?

Try to cheer it up!

19. What goes to bed with its shoes on?

A horse

20. Why is the sun the same as rain?

Because they both pour down on things!

21. What's the longest day of the week?

Wednesday, because it's got nine letters!

22. What is small and sharp and has one eye?

A needle
23. Why does a dog wag his tail?

Because no one else will wag it for him!

24. What do you call an elephant that flies?

A jumbo jet!

25. Why is a calendar sad?

Because its days are numbered.

26. What do kangaroos have that no other animals have?

Little kangoroos

27. Mandy: Where does Friday come before Thursday?

In a dictionary

28. What goes up and never comes down?

Your age

29. Why do you have to go to bed?

Because the bed won't come to you!

30. What do frogs drink?

A croak a cola

31. What do you get if you milk a cow after an earthquake?

Milk shake