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Categories:
Multi, F/F, F/M, Gen, M/M

Fandom:
전지적 독자 시점 - 싱숑 | Omniscient Reader - Sing-
Shong

Characters:
Kim Dokja, Yoo Jonghyuk, Han Sooyoung, Kim
Dokja's Company
Additional Tags:
pretty sure everyone is gonna show up at some
point, maybe some spoilers here and there, OOC
maybe, Incorrect Quotes

Language:
English
Stats:
Published: 2020-08-19 Updated: 2020-10-24
Words: 4670 Chapters: 150/? Comments:
170 Kudos: 513 Bookmarks: 33 Hits: 7691

ORV Incorrect
Quotes
keijhi
Summary:
Because every fandom has to
have one of these bad boys

Notes:
Hello, I discovered ORV a few
months ago and only recently
found out that a lot the
community was on here so I made
an account and did the only thing
I can do, incorrect quotes.

Chapter 1: KNM & KDJ

KNW: I think I just got scammed.

KDJ: What makes you think that?

KNW: There was this guy on the street saying that

he could grant me any wish for twenty bucks, so I
asked for the ability to talk to objects and it doesn’t
work.

KDJ: Well, you asked for the ability to talk TO

objects, not the other way around… and since you-

KNW: So that guy was legit? Thanks, time for round

two!

——————————————————

We now watch as Kim Namwoon walks up to a

person on the street, upon closer inspection you
may notice that it’s actually Han Sooyoung with a
hat and dark sunglasses covering her eyes.

KNW: Alright, so my next wish is...

Chapter 2: KDJ, YJH & HSY

KDJ, muffled in another room:You keep pulling out

too early

YJH, also in another room: I know what I’m doing.

KDJ: So why can’t you finish then?

YJH: Quit complaining.

HSY, chanting from outside the door: please be

animal crossing please be animal crossing please be
animal crossing

Chapter 3: KDJ & YJH

Notes:
(See the end of the chapter for
notes.)

After KDJ comes back from the dead for the (big
number) time

YJH: There are only three words that are acceptable

in this situation

KDJ: I love you

YJH: I love you too, but that’s not what I’m

thinking.

KDJ, sighing: My life matters

Notes:
it could also be “I will behave”

Chapter 4: LHS & KDJ

Notes:
LHS is a member of the police in
this one

LHS: We found the person that has been

impersonating you for the past two weeks

KDJ: How did you find him?

LHS: We got a report that someone was trying to

commit suicide

KDJ, nodding: I’m impressed

Chapter 5: HSY & YSA

YSA: So what have you been up to recently?

HSY: Recently I’ve been playing the recorder for

Kim Dokja before bed

YSA: You know how to play the recorder?

HSY: No.

Chapter 6: HSY

HSY: So I was at the mall earlier, and everyone was

crowding around a fucking furry. Maybe the Flame
Dragon was right about furries being cooler than I
thought.

HSY: What the hell is an ‘Easter Bunny’

Chapter 7: YMA, HSY & YJH

YMA: What’s a thot?

HSY: A thot is a very thoughtful person

———Later that Evening———

YMA: Thank you for helping me with my homework,

Oppa. You’re such a thot!

Han Sooyoung later sensed powerful killing intent

radiating off of Yoo Jonghyuk for the next three
days.

Chapter 8: KDJ & YJH

Notes:
(See the end of the chapter for
notes.)

YJH: What are you doing?

KDJ: I’m hugging you, you bastard.

YJH: So you weren’t trying to attack me?

Notes:
honestly it could be the opposite
way around and still work

Chapter 9: KDJ & YJH

KDJ: Yoo Jonghyuk-ssi, come and take this bracelet

YJH: What?

KDJ: I went and got it the other day while you were
gone, and decided to give this to you since I got
two. They actually-

YJH: I’m not a jewelry person.

KDJ: Oh, okay. I guess I can give it to-

YJH, taking the bracelet from KDJ: You were going

to give it to me so I’m going to wear it.

Chapter 10: KDJ & YSA

KDJ: Yoo Jonghyuk is taking me out on Sunday.

YSA: Taking out as in a date or killing you?

KDJ: Now that you mention it, he never specified

Chapter 11: KDJ & KDJC

KDJ: Okay, so listen up everypony. In order to clear

the next scenario we’ll need to-

JHW: What did you just say?

KDJ: To listen up? I know it maybe be hard for

some of you *cough cough* sunfish bastard *cough
cough* but-

JHW: No, after that

KDJ: In order to clear the next scenario? I was

about to explain that.

Chapter 12: JHW & KDJ

Right after meeting YJH for the first time

JHW: That Yoo Jonghyuk guy has some anger

issues

KDJ: I know, but for your sake please refer to them

as ‘leadership skills’

Chapter 13: YJH & HSY

HSY: So you’re driving and all of a sudden Kim

Dokja and Yoo Mia are in the way, what do you hit?

YJH, without hesitation: Kim Dokja

HSY: The breaks, you hit the breaks

YJH: No, I hit Kim Dokja

Chapter 14: JHW

JHW: Accessories can really boost a woman’s

confidence.

JHW: For example, I always feel super sexy when

I’m carrying around my sword

Chapter 15: YSA, HSY & KDJ,

YJH

HSY: Sometimes I think about dying

YSA: ??

HSY: But then I remember that I’ll never see you

again <3

——meanwhile——

KDJ: I think about dying a lot

YJH: Same.

Chapter 16: HSY & YJH

HSY: The quickest way to a girl’s heart is-

YJH: Through the fourth and fifth ribs

HSY: Correct.

Chapter 17: KDJC

KDJ: So I’m attracted to both Yoo Jonghyuk and

Han Sooyoung, what does that make me?

YSA: Bisexual

JHY: Straightgay

JHW: Bad taste in human form.

Chapter 18: KDJ & HSY

HSY: I am at a loss for words.

KDJ, narrating: Despite being at a loss for words,

she yelled at me for a grand total of 45 minutes

Chapter 19: KDJ & HSY

HSY: I need a human skull, don’t ask any questions

why.

KDJ, pulling four from his coat: I won’t if you don’t.

Chapter 20: KDJ & YJH

KDJ: Yoo Jonghyuk, are you seeing anyone?

YJH: No, why?

[Many constellations are holding their breaths!]

KDJ: Well, I was thinking that your regression

depression may come back someday and thought
you should get a therapist just in case.

YJH: *sighs*

[The constellation’Demon-like Judge of Fire’ is

crying]

Chapter 21: LJH & KDJ

LJH, taking a swig out of a flask:This really warms

me up!

KDJ, taking the flask: Is this alcohol? You’re too

young to drink

KDJ, taking a drink from the flask: This is soup.

Chapter 22: YJH & KDJ

YJH: [banging his controller on the table out of

anger]

KDJ, forever oblivious: Cut it out a little, how would

you feel if I banged you on the table?

YJH: [bangs controller on table harder]

Chapter 23: KDJ & YSA

KDJ, walking into a room: what happened here? It’s

like a war zone

YSA: well, Yoo Jonghyuk-

KDJ: ah, okay

Chapter 24: HSY & LJH

HSY: Did you eat my powdered donuts

LJH, with mouth stuffed with donuts: ..no

HSY: Then what’s on your shirt?

LJH: .....cocaine.

Chapter 25: HSY & ABFD

HSY: You shouldn’t use a straw

ABFD: Yeah, yeah, it’s bad for the environment or

whatever

HSY: No, it’s just a horrific way to eat spaghetti

Chapter 26: JHW & LHS

JHW: When you said you were magical in bed, I

didn’t ex-

LHS, holding up 8 of hearts: Was this your card?

JHW: holy shit.

Chapter 27: KDJC

Notes:
(See the end of the chapter for
notes.)

KDJ: Alright everyone, it’s time to head onto the

next scenario

KNW: I’m an adult, I do what I want

YJH: One-

KNW: Alright, it’s time to pack up

Notes:
knw died during the first scenario
but we don’t talk about that

Chapter 28: Constellations

Constellations playing Scrabble

[Constellation, ‘Demon-like Judge of Fire’ puts ‘a’ to

make ‘a’]

[Constellation, ‘Prisoner of the Golden Headband’

adds to Constellation ‘Demon-like Judge of Fires’ ‘a’
to make ‘at’]

[Constellation, ‘Secretive Plotter’ adds to

Constellation ‘Prisoner of the Golden Headband’s
‘at’ to make ‘rat’]

[Constellation, ‘Demon King of Salvation’ adds to

Constellation, ‘Secretive Plotter’s ‘rat’ to make
‘biostratigraphic’]

[Constellation, ‘Abyssal Black Flame Dragon’ has

flipped the table over]

[Constellation, ‘Abyssal Black Flame Dragon’

demands a rematch]

Chapter 29: ABFD

ABFD: The only ‘B’ word I call women is ‘beautiful’

ABFD: That’s why those bitches love me

Chapter 30: HSY, KDJ & YJH,

YMA

HSY: I’m sick and tired of you and Yoo Jonghyuk

pining over each other.

KDJ: I don’t know what you me-

HSY, handing KDJ 2 movie tickets: Here, it’ll be

hard for you to mess this up

———later on———

YMA: Oppa, why are we going to see a movie so

out of the blue?

YJH: Kim Dokja gave me these tickets earlier

YMA: Shouldn’t you be happy? You kinda look

grumpier than usual

———meanwhile———

KDJ, whose mind never went to asking YJH out for

even second: Han Sooyoung is so nice, I wonder
what she means by pining though

Chapter 31: KDJ & HSY

KDJ: Yoo Jonghyuk and I don’t really see eye to eye

HSY: Yeah, he’s really fuckin tall

Chapter 32: KDJC & Uriel

Playing Hangman

I’m going to ki_ _ you, Kim Dokja

Letters Remaining: S , L

[Constellation, ‘Demon-Like Judge of Fire’ believes

the last letter is ‘s’]

Chapter 33: KDJC

Driving home from wherever

YMA: Oppa, can we get McDonald’s?

YMA, SYS, LGY: *chanting McDonald’s*

YJH, pulling up to the McDonald’s drive thru: One

black coffee

Cashier: Would that be all?

YJH, who is in a bad mood: Yes.

Chapter 34: KDJ & HSY

HSY: That Yoo Jonghyuk bastard can’t be good at

everything just because he’s the protagonist,
maybe he’s a bad kisser

KDJ: No, he’s good at that

HSY: What.

KDJ: What?

Chapter 35: SYS & JHW

SYS, walking up to JHW: Excuse me, I need advice

JHW, eating cookie dough for breakfast at 5 am:

You came to the right person

Chapter 36: SYS

SYS: I’m not gullible, I’m just easily tricked.

SYS: Han Sooyoung told me that they’re two

different things

Chapter 37: HSY & KDJ

KDJ: The other day Yoo Jonghyuk was squeezing

me? But softly? I don’t have a clue about what’s
going on inside his head.

HSY: Give me a moment, it’s taking me a bit to

process this much stupidity.

HSY:

HSY: So he was hugging you?

Chapter 38: HSY, KDJ, YJH

HSY: Are you two fighting or flirting? I can’t even

tell at this point.

KDJ & YJH: Yes.

Chapter 39: JHW & KDJC

At a wedding

JHW: Look! I caught the bouquet!

JHW: Well, the little girl that caught it wasn’t very

strong, but that doesn’t matter!

Chapter 40: HSY & KDJ

KDJ, shoving HSY: Move, I’m gay.

HSY, shoving back harder: so am I, bitch.

Chapter 41: KDJ & LGY

*loud crash is heard*

KDJ: what was that sound

LGY: Don’t worry Hyung, it was just my shirt falling

KDJ: That was pretty loud for a shirt.

LGY: Yeah, I was in it

Chapter 42: JHW, LHS & KDJ,

YJH

JHW, to LHS: I love lying on your chest and hearing

your breathing

YJH: *kicks KDJ out of bed for snoring too loudly*

Chapter 43: HSY & SYS

SYS: It’s really dark in here

HSY: Don’t worry, I got this

HSY: *stomps heelies*

HSY: *slips and falls*

HSY: Dammit, I thought I was wearing my light up

sketchers

Chapter 44: LGY & KDJ

LGY: Hyung! I’ve been practicing my signature

lately, wanna see?

KDJ, handing LGY a stack of papers: Sure, use

these

LGY: These are adoption papers

KDJ: Yes they are

Chapter 45: LGY & SYS

LGY: Hello, I’m Lee Gilyoung with a ‘b’ and I love

ins-

SYS: Where’s the ‘b’

LGY: Bee?

LGY: I love bees, where?

Chapter 46: HSY

In the KDJC group chat

HSY: first one to reply to this is gat

HSY: gay*

HSY: .

HSY: hell yeah i am

Chapter 47: YJH

YJH: I don’t look at the stars at night because I

think they’re pretty

YJH: I want the constellations to know that I’m the

one watching them.

Chapter 48: JHW & HSY

JHW: I wish I had the power to make men nervous

HSY: Holding a knife to their necks usually works

JHW: have you seen the men we talk to

JHW: Kim Dokja will probably kill himself first, and

Yoo Jonghyuk is most likely immune to knives. Lee
Hyunsung is probably the only one this would work
on and come on who would want to make him
nervous

Chapter 49: HSY & KDJ

HSY: HEY! HEYYYY!

KDJ, whispering: shhh! The kids are sleeping

HSY, whispering: sorry

HSY, still whispering: there’s a fire

Chapter 50: KDJC

KDJ: Let’s move on to Plan B then.

YSA: Actually, I think it’s Plan D

JHW: How many plans are there? Like, is there a

Plan T?

KDJ: Yeah, but I die in Plan T

KDJ: And basically all the others

Chapter 51: KDJ

KDJ: I really think that my friendship with Yoo

Jonghyuk is improving. Yesterday, when I tried
talking to him, he actually listened to what I had to
say before threatening to kill me.