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Title: Rescue
Character List:
Denji, Makima, Aki Hayakawa, Power, Kobeni Higashiyama, Arai Hirokazu, Himeno, Meowy,
Fox Devil, Bat Devil, Leech Devil
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[Scene: In the past, during Power’s wild days. Power kills various animals and drinks their blood.]
[Scene: In a forest. Power and Meowy walk through the area. Meowy jumps on Power’s shoulder.]
[Scene: At night, at the Bat Devil’s house. The Bat Devil kidnaps Meowy.]
Bat.D (Flashback) If you want to save this cat, then bring me a human.
[Scene: The next day. Power runs toward the city to find a human.]
Power (Thoughts) One life is worth as little as any other. And this is only a cat.
Ah!
Power Ngh!
Ah… Ugh…
(Thoughts) Such a foolish reason.
Ah… Ngh…
Power (Thoughts) I love blood. The taste, the smell, the sense of mortality…
[Scene: In the present, in the Bat Devil’s body. Power wakes up.]
Meowy Meow…
[Action: Power holds the cage Meowy is in. She closes her eyes, and when she opens them, Denji holds
her body.]
Power Ah… Why did you save me? I attempted to kill you.
[Action: Denji takes a deep breath, points at Power’s chest, and makes a squeezing motion with his
hand.]
Power Forgive my deceit. Since Meowy is safe… you may fondle my chest.
Denji Huh…?
Ahh…
Hell yeah!!
[Action: Denji fist pumps wildly, but his forearm gets split in half.]
Ah…
Leech.D Mmm…
Power Ah…
Denji Ahh…
Leech.D Mmm…
Denji Ngh…
Denji Ugh…
Leech.D Hmm?
[Action: A chainsaw emerges from Denji’s forehead, but it’s too short.]
Power Ah…
Denji (Thoughts) I must be low on blood.
It’s you, right? The one who killed Batty. He was my man, you know?!
Denji Ngh…
Denji Ngh…
[Action: The Leech Devil launches an attack at Denji. He dodges and runs forward.]
Denji Ngh!
[Action: Denji runs behind the Leech Devil, but she turns around and slams the ground in front of Denji.]
Leech.D Grr!
Denji Urgh…
Denji Ahh…
Leech.D Ngh…
Denji Guh…
Leech.D Grr…
Denji Ugh…
[Action: The Leech Devil throws Denji into the side of a building.]
[Action: Denji lands back on the ground. The Leech Devil begins throwing debris at Denji.]
Denji Ah…
[Action: A telephone pole begins to fall. Denji runs forward, and the Leech Devil continues to attack.]
Leech.D Urgh!
Denji Ugh…
Leech.D Ngh!
Denji Ugh!
Leech.D Ngh!
Denji Ah…
Leech.D Ngh!
[Action: The Leech Devil smashes the pole into a building, sending dust into the air.]
Leech.D Urahh!
Denji Ugh!
Leech.D Hahaha…
Leech.D Ngh!
[Action: The Leech Devil tries to attack Denji again. He dodges and jumps on her arm.]
Urahh!
Ngh!
Leech.D Is this a joke? How’d a little pupper like you kill my Batty?
Denji Ngh…
Leech.D You know, he and I shared a dream: killing and eating all of humanity. A pipe dream, but
a noble one and a romantic one. And now this little yipping dog has ruined it.
You’re cute enough that I regret it… but you still need to die.
Leech.D That is ridiculous! To think he was killed by someone with such a trashy dream… Alas,
poor Batty.
Denji Ngh…
Denji Grr…
Leech.D Urahh!
Denji Urahhh!
Leech.D Ngh!
[Action: The Leech Devil attacks Denji, trying to knock him away. Denji lands on her arm and charges
forward.]
Denji Urahhh!
Urah!
[Action: Denji jumps off the Leech Devil’s arm and slices through her neck with his forehead chainsaw.]
Denji Ugh…
Denji Everybody wants to trash-talk my plans… It’s revenge this, protect my family that, and
save a cat, too. Blah, blah, blah! I guess your fancy dreams make you guys hot shit,
huh?!
How about we have a dream battle, then?! How about that?! If I kill you, that means your
dream’s weaker than fondling a tit!
Leech.D Even your howls are cute! But you know what they say about little dogs barking! Yap,
yap, yap!
[Action: The Leech Devil launches her attack at Denji. Denji jumps onto her arms and runs toward her
head.]
Leech.D Ngh!
Denji Hah!
Leech.D Urah!
Denji Ngh…
Leech.D Urah!
[Action: Denji jumps off the Leech Devil’s arm and onto the Bat Devil’s guts.]
Denji Ngh…
[Action: Denji grabs part of the Bat Devil’s guts and runs around the Leech Devil.]
[Action: Denji pulls the Bat Devil’s guts, tying the Leech Devil’s legs together.]
Leech.D Ah!
[Action: Denji jumps up and cuts along the Leech Devil’s neck.]
Leech.D Ahhh!
[Action: Denji lands on the ground, but the Leech Devil begins her assault.]
Leech.D Ngh!
Denji Ugh…
Leech.D Urgh!
Denji Ugh…
Leech.D Ngh!
[Action: The Leech Devil attacks Denji again. He rushes forward toward the Leech Devil’s head.]
Denji Ngh…
[Action: Denji gets up from a pile of guts and rushes toward the Leech Devil.]
Leech.D Urgh…
Denji Urahh!
[Action: Denji headbutts the Leech Devil, but the Leech Devil spears her tongue through Denji’s torso.]
Leech.D Ahh~…
Time to eat…
[Action: Hayakawa appears on scene. He holds his hand in the shape of a dog.]
Hayakawa Yip.
Fox.D Urah!
[Action: The Fox Devil appears and bites the Leech Devil’s neck. Denji goes flying into the air.]
Denji Ah…
Hayakawa Do it.
Denji Ah…
Hayakawa The Leech Devil’s extermination is confirmed. I want the rookies handling search and
rescue, plus assisting with the evac.
Arai Okay!
Hayakawa Himeno, you’ve got seniority, so keep watch for more devils.
Himeno On it.
[Action: Hayakawa picks Denji up, making sure to hold his mutilated arm.]
Hayakawa Hm?
[Scene: In a hospital room. Denji lies in bed. Hayakawa sits on the side.]
Denji Ah…
Denji You seemed pretty friendly with that devil back there. I saw.
Devil Hunters form contracts with devils in order to fight against them.
Denji Mmm…
Hayakawa I’ve got a contract with the Fox Devil. In exchange for my power, I offer up a bit of my
body as food. It was some skin this time.
[Action: Hayakawa moves the tray of apple slices away before Denji can get them.]
Denji Ngh…
Hayakawa Devils yearn for the death of humans. The same goes for Fiends.
Hayakawa The surveillance cameras caught you two headed to your patrol area. And the house we
believe was housing the Bat Devil contained a lot of your spilt blood.
Denji Urgh…
Hayakawa The Blood Fiend tried to kill you, didn’t she?
[Action: Hayakawa thinks back to all the people Denji saved from the Bat Devil.]
Woman (Flashback) The devil threatened to eat me back at the office, but now that I think about
it, he was wearing a Public Safety uniform. I’d like to thank him.
Man 2 (Flashback) “Don’t give a shit about saving some dude,” he says! And then the devil
throws my car with me in it! It was a devil with a chainsaw coming out of its head…
Hayakawa Hmm…
Hayakawa If I dig deeper into this and report it to the higher-ups, it’d mean the Blood Fiend gets
disposed of along with you, since you covered for her.
Hayakawa But there were no fatalities. So, if you’re willing to accept one condition, I’ll let what
happened slide.
Denji Huh?
You’re a dumbass and a brat with no clue about right and wrong. I’ve been doing this
longer, so I’m pretty sure I have some grasp of social ethics.
Hayakawa All you need to do is protect this lifestyle and listen to me.
Denji You can relax. I might not be after some big-deal goal like you guys, and I might dream
small. I’m as serious about this as you are. You can count on me.
Hayakawa Phew…
Himeno Is this a good idea? When this cutie-Fiend kills somebody, it’s gonna be your
responsibility for letting her live.
Hayakawa We’re Devil Hunters. Whether they’re devils or Fiends, if they’re handy, we should put
them to work.
But they’re still the enemy. We’re just making use of them.
[Scene: At night, at Public Safety’s headquarters. Hayakawa gets off the elevator on the sixth floor and
walks to Makima’s office. He knocks on her door after tidying himself up.]
[Action: Hayakawa enters the office and begins to explain the situation.]
Hayakawa And he claims they “were outside the patrol zone before they knew it”, and that they
discovered a house that “looked like it had a super nasty devil in it”, which is where they
encountered the Bat Devil.
Denji used his chainsaws to exterminate the Bat Devil and then came under attack by
the Leech Devil, which Division 4 exterminated.
There were no traces of Gun flesh in either the Bat or Leech Devil’s heads. That
concludes my report.
Makima Well done. But Denji and Power managed to get awfully far without anyone noticing,
didn’t they?
Hayakawa Considering there were no fatalities and that we were able to get rid of two devils, I think
it’s worth overlooking.
Makima Understood.
Hayakawa Phew…
[Scene: The next morning, at Hayakawa’s apartment. Hayakawa wakes up and gets ready for the day.
He takes a newspaper and sits on the balcony.]
Hayakawa Mm…
[Action: Denji wakes up and walks into the living room and goes to the bathroom. Hayakawa continues
on with his daily chores as Denji eats breakfast. He cuts up some vegetables.]
Denji Sweet.
Denji Ah…
Hayakawa Huh?
[Action: Power tries to open the door, but it’s locked. She busts the door handle off and walks inside with
her bags and Meowy.]
Denji, Woah!
Hayakawa
Denji, Huh?
Hayakawa
Meowy Meow!
Hayakawa Ahh…
Denji Ngh…
Makima I’d like you to put Power up in one of your rooms, Hayakawa. I think you’ll make a good
leash for the two of them.
Hayakawa Is there some reason why you’re sending me all these psychos, ma’am?
Makima It’d be a little odd to have her stay at the office indefinitely.
Mm… Okay.
You don’t need to worry. Power said she would behave. It’ll be fine.
[Scene: Sometime later. Hayakawa serves curry for lunch. Power grimaces.]
[Action: Power grabs the vegetables in the curry and throws them at the wall.]
Hayakawa Ah!
Denji Ngh…
Denji You… Show some respect to the farmers who grew the veggies, devil!
Denji It stinks.
Power You two are absurd. How delicate these humans be. Aren’t they, Meowy?
Meowy Meow!
Denji Grr…
[Scene: Later that night. Hayakawa takes the laundry down as Denji cleans the toilet.]
Denji Can’t believe she just shows up and starts raising hell. Do devils not flush the toilet?
Didn’t eat her veggies, either.
Denji Ngh…
Denji Ah! Hey, Shit Devil. Your turds are stuck to the damn toilet and won’t come off!
[Action: Power points to her chest and makes the same squeezing motion with her hands as Denji did.]
Denji Huh?
Power We had a deal, did we not? You may fondle my chest. So fondle!
[Action: Power walks into the toilet room and closes the door. She walks past Denji.]
Power Come now, what’s the matter? Aren’t you pleased? Commence your fondling.
[Action: Denji falls to his knees. Power shows him three fingers.]
Denji Mm…
Denji Three?
Power One for your rescue of Meowy. A second for slaying the Bat Devil. And a third for
protecting me from topknot!
I had no intention of actually letting you, but your efforts have earned you these three
squeezes. Squeeze them gratefully.