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1 A Local Lord has been buying all these up for premium prices 51 Only one in stock for miles

Only one in stock for miles they said, still bitter about the high price
2 "If Found Please Return To Resyk" according to the inscription 52 Only one to return was a Torchbearer, sold it cheap, vowed Never Again
3 Acolytes of a certain Church avert their eyes and make signs 53 Others may tease about its shoddy state, but it's served you well enough
4 After they'd heard all his Songs, the Bard had to start trading for Meals 54 Owned it all your life, now you keep it for Sentimental Reasons
5 Any Elf you meet wishes to examine it closely, nodding sagely 55 Paid more than you should have, but the Medium's sob story moved you
6 Appears to have been nibbled by something, unfamiliar teeth marks 56 Painted with wards against the Evil Eye, probably by a Child
7 As Reward for finding and returning their lost Horse, the Hero gave you this 57 Parcel wrapped in red string, Anonymous Note: "Your problem now"
8 Bears insignia of an Invading Army, not liked in these parts 58 Part of your inheritance, but not the part you really wanted
9 Been warned not to brandish this around Giants 59 People keep offering to trade you a Pig for it. Same Pig each time.
10 Belonged to a relative, their killer still seeks it 60 Plow hit this in the Field, what else might be buried there?
11 Birthday Present, not what you asked for but it's the thought that counts right? 61 Pretty sure it's stolen: Scratched out name in Dwarf Runes
12 Bit dented and dinged up, but that's what Dragonfire does 62 Promised a family member to keep it as a Good Luck Charm
13 Came with a Promissory Note: Twice the Price if sold two towns over 63 Purloined from a nearby Ancient Tomb, old but still serviceable
14 Can get a good price for this from a collector in the City 64 Received as payment for an Honest Days' work: they had no coin
15 Cleric who sold it to you sweetened the pot: Free Prayer Next Parish over 65 Recognizably associated with an infamous Bandit Queen
16 Constellations engraved on it are just wrong 66 Relative worked really hard to afford this, better make them proud
17 Despite airing it out, always smells strongly of Wizard Pipeweed 67 Resemblance to one featured in a famous Painting is uncanny
18 Don't remember buying it, showed up after a massive bender 68 Rumored to have magical powers in the presence of Minotaurs
19 Empty settings betray the fact this once was embellished with Gems 69 Salvaged from a Shipwreck they said: Plenty more where that came from
20 Enameled with unusual and crude three-eyed Skulls 70 Saw one just like it being confiscated from a notorious Thief
21 Etched faintly on surface: Give this to the Dryad 71 Seller spoke very Broken Common, but kept using the word "Relic"
22 Every Halfling that sees it makes the same curious face 72 Slathered in rather garish Paint, at least you know it's yours
23 Fashioned by Craftspersons from a Distant Land 73 Small tag with faded, indecipherable Script still affixed to it
24 Finders Keepers: It was under the Bed in the Room you were renting 74 Some say it's unlucky to use a Deodand, but the price was right
25 Finely tooled Custom-made Container/Holder/Cover is probably worth more 75 Someone tricked an Ogre into trading this to them for Beets
26 Fortune Teller absolutely insisted you take it with you, refused to say why 76 Still has the mark of a once famous Adventuring Party, now Undead
27 Found while drawing water from a Well, in/on the bucket 77 Strange Black Cat led you to this by the light of a Full Moon
28 Generous Lagniappe from a Merchant you can't seem to find again 78 Strange Make: those you meet say "That's not how we do it in these parts"
29 Gifted to you from a Grizzled Adventurer after saving her life 79 Stumbled over this staying overnight in a Graveyard on a dare
30 Got a good deal on this, almost too good like they wanted it gone 80 Sun-bleached and Sand-scoured, must have spent time in the Desert
31 Harvested from a Battlefield: Had to wrestle it from a large, unruly Raven 81 Surprisingly well maintained given the time it spent with Goblins
32 Hooked on a Fisherman's Line down at the Lake is what they told you 82 Swore up and down it was made by a Master who'd fix it for free
33 Hotly contested by the beneficiaries of a recent Will 83 Take good care of it, the Druid said: It will save your life
34 In Hock at the Pawn Shop for a while, surely the owner doesn't want it back? 84 Talent Show Prize: Next year you'll have to defend your Title
35 Issued alongside hundreds for a War no one really remembers 85 The plaited band of Silver Hair that came with it is certainly mysterious
36 It was this, or food in your belly. Still not sure you made the wise choice 86 The Priest that blessed this has gone Missing
37 Judging from strange scratches/dents, used as an improvised tool at one point 87 There are bloodstains on it that never seem to come out
38 Last piece made by this Craftsman before they joined the Cloth 88 They said it came from those Caves, about 4 days ride Northwest
39 Local Gossip says the prior owner left town in a hurry muttering "Shadows" 89 Town talk says a whole shipment of these was waylaid by a Manticore
40 Looks like this might have had a run in with a Rust Monster at one point 90 Traces of faint Gold Leaf show this was highly decorated at one point
41 Looted from a blood-drained Body, they didn't need it anymore 91 Try as you might, can't pry off the old, marred Coin stuck to it
42 Lovingly cared for, almost seems brand new if it weren't for the missing bit 92 Vendor that sold it to you had sharp teeth and only took Electrum
43 Maker injured creating it: can't work, family's sole breadwinner 93 Very similar to what's described in some old Ballads
44 Marring the surface is a very crude Dungeon Map 94 What it was doing in the branches of that Tree, you'll always wonder
45 Miraculously, it blocked an Assassin's Crossbow Bolt and saved you 95 When you First Love gave this to you, your Gift suddenly seemed trite
46 Never liked that mean Rooster anyway, so it seemed like decent Barter 96 Whoever owned this before you sure loved Horses, decorated heavily
47 Not sure you believe this was once owned by a Legendary Necromancer 97 Woke up from a Nightmare, clutching this to your chest and sweating
48 Obvious Apprentice piecework, Guild doesn't like these getting out 98 Won it in a game of chance, loser still insists you cheated
49 Old Salt needed a Drink after what he saw, traded you this for it 99 You dreamt about this exact thing, the day before it turned up in a Shop
50 On loan, must return it in a month of face a hefty fine 100 You're flabbergasted at how the Magician made it appear from nowhere

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