1 Any Magic Cast in it's presence is absorbed, rendering a part of it Flesh 51 Kissing this rendition of a Mermaid grants temporary

s temporary Underwater Breathing

2 Acts as a Counterweight to keep all those Portcullises in an "Up" Position 52 Large, Toothy Bite missing from the Torso

3 Appears strangely Melted in places, like Wax, what could have done this? 53 Leg broken off, used to Bar a Nearby Door

4 Bears a Stone Book: Pages carved to describe events in the last hour 54 Liquid placed in Cupped Hands fills adjacent Amphora

5 Blindfolded with a bloody Bandage: Gaze inflicts Sword wound on Viewer 55 Marred with Graffiti, demonizing the Religion most prevalent in the Party

6 Brandishes fearsome Serpents in each Hand: These animate if touched 56 Masterpiece's Face, marred with unfortunate Fissures

7 Bristling with sharpened Metal Spikes that can harm even Ghosts 57 Meekly warns of a Nearby Danger thrice without elaborating

8 Broken bits welded together with thin seams of Gold-leafed Lead 58 Missing Layers of Dust reveal it was once adorned with Jewelry

9 Caked in Grime and Moss...only thing holding the poor thing together 59 Name carved on Plinth: When Uttered, Statue Teleports to a different location

10 Cascades of melted Wax dribble down the surface: Used to hold Candles 60 Of Glass, with a thin layer of Clay-based Paint, refracts Light to Burn

11 Cast from strange Metal that oxidizes in different colors, like Paint 61 Orichalcum veins run through the Marble: Small fortune for Magical Research

12 Casts an Obvious and Terrifying Shadow resembling a Horrible Monster 62 Parts are very Worn, as these were once rubbed/kissed for Luck

13 Changes from Human to a Wolf on the Full Moon 63 Penitent Pose: Petrified to permanently worship a God long gone

14 Chipped Away Arm reveals what resembles Bone Beneath 64 Pierced with d12 Arrows, all firmly embedded but Magical

15 Clogged Spigot renders impressive Water Feature/Fountain inoperable 65 Pincushioned with bent Nails, hammer hangs around Neck

16 Closed Eyes, opened with a Lever: Emit Dim Purple Glow that Itches Skin 66 Plaster conceals Gold, but the Gold itself is supernaturally Sticky

17 Clumsily reclined on a Settee, cushions contain a cache of Coins 67 Points to a Concealed Ledge above with a Supply of Torches/Pitons

18 Clutches a Wooden Stake, driven through it's heart 68 Posed to preserve Modesty, almost seems to be Cold and Shivering

19 Coal Smear and Ashes at Feet: If warmed face Animates and can Speak 69 Positively reeks of Violets, hangs in the Air, sticks with you for an hour

20 Commemorating a Faithful Pet, any Animals present pass their Next Save 70 Precariously Balanced and Fragile: Filled with a kind of Ooze/Slime

21 Conceals a Snake Skeleton and Love Letters in the Plinth 71 Puffed Cheeks: If touched strong wind might douse Torches/Lanterns

22 Could have sworn you saw it Wink 72 Raises an Empty Mug in a Toast: If filled with Alcohol everyone is Intoxicated

23 Covered in dark Red Hand-Prints, possibly Blood, unusual assortment of sizes 73 Realistic Ears: Anything Whispered into them is heard by all within a Mile

24 Crackles and Sputters, partially aflame, but undamaged 74 Rivetted Sheets of Bronze, almost like a Suit of Armor

25 Crouched and picking the Lock of a Hollow Stone Chest (3 random Potions) 75 Rows of neatly organized Orange Pill-Shaped Eggs line the side

26 Decapitated: Replace head (somewhere nearby) and can speak for 1 hour 76 Seems to drink from an endless Jug of Wine: Smells off, deadly Poison

27 Delicate Pink Stone, chips very easily, but Masterpiece Quality 77 Serves as a structural Support somehow, if damaged: Things Collapse

28 Draped in a Tapestry: Viewers are Charmed to Guard it for a Week 78 Several coils of Rope (at least a hundred feet worth) wrap around in bad knots

29 Dripping wet and glistening slightly, no matter the Conditions 79 Shifts Pose, ever so slightly when no one is looking at it

30 Entwined with Roots and covered in Dirt/Mud: As if recently Unearthed 80 Should Violence erupt, it Animates to defend the side Outmatched

31 Eroded and Worn, as if it spent a few Centuries Windswept or in a River 81 Slung over their Stony Shoulder: A Humanoid Corpse

32 Every few Hours, a Loaf of perfectly serviceable Bread appears in Hands 82 Some kind of Self-Portraiture: Holding a Hammer and Chisel

33 Examination reveals it was carved from a massive block of Salt 83 Spent some time below the Waves, judging from the Barnacle Adornments

34 Exquisite Pose can't quite conceal Flaws: Feet too Big, Eyes far apart, etc. 84 Sprouting Purple Geode-like Tufts on it's surface, Acidic in contact with Water

35 Eyes painted with Magical Pigment: Change Color every half hour 85 Sturdy Iron Collar and Chain tether this to the Wall for some reason

36 Features a large Stuck Wheel (needs oiling) that rotates it upon it's base 86 Surrounded by Rat Skeletons, covered in Scratch Marks: Magnetic to Vermin

37 Festooned with exceedingly realistic Stone Bird/Bat Decorations 87 Suspended in a Sturdy but Groaning Net

38 Floats in the Air, about a few Fingers High, can be spun, hard to bring down 88 Tenacious Vines cling to Surface, bear Fruit that indelibly dyes Mouths Black

39 Garland of Garlic around Neck. If Removed emits Stink like a Troglodyte 89 Terracotta chipped, revealing a Porcelain one beneath, Silver beneath that

40 Gaudily Enameled in a style that is once more fashionable 90 Tiny Bones, Dead Insects, Twigs cling to it due to a Substance it "Sweats"

41 Green with Verdigris, Corroded Copper Coins are hammered into softer Stone 91 Torch placed in Sconce like Hand will never Burn Out

42 Hardened Mud: Insect Nests obscure most of the finer Detail 92 Turns Humans and their Ilk as if Undead, on first sight

43 Heavy scratches/scores betray it's use as a Whetstone 93 Unfinished Rendition of a Popular Queen, lower body still encased in Marble

44 Hinged Door, expertly hidden on Back contains an abandoned Spellbook 94 Unmelting Ice, cold to the touch with Frozen Fish suspended inside

45 Hinged Jaw (rusted), pried open Anemic Sleeping Gas fills the room 95 Unnervingly, what appears to be real Hair grows from it's Head

46 Hollow: Contains Coins. Features a Slot (mouth, etc.) Donors feel Well-Fed 96 Very Ornate Hilt, stuck fast in a Stone Scabbard at it's side

47 Incorporates a Planter, where a single Rose grows. If picked never Wilts 97 Via Stuttering Magic Mouth: Tries to Warn Party of Nearby Dangers

48 Inexpert Chisel Marks reveal attempts to Revise the Appearance of the Face 98 Warms area (as a Campfire). Cold-blooded Reptiles are drawn to it

49 Inlaid with Glass Paste Jewels that might fool even a Dwarf in this light 99 Weeps Holy Water Tears in the presence of Clerics

50 Jumble of Pieces, if reassembled closely resembles on of the PCs 100 Working Scales that Magically appraise/evaluate Gemstones/Jewelry

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