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u r you
3. Hental mealth, ‘n my bell-weing,
Pardon the Freudian slips,
ouyu Lu With whom, may we be dealing?
5. "Hupp, two, three four,

ACROSS
puzzle ‘Bout face", you roar
‘24 6. DJing? No. Being on TV? Well...maybe.
But faceless, reading the morning news.
Will do just as well, thank you
8. The bridge stands strong, I hope?
Hmm let's see... where's the oscilloscope?
10. This is fat, and that's too sweet,
Wonder if there's bubbles in your pee.

1. Mirror mirror on the wall,

Socrates or Laozi - who's the wisest of 'em all?.
2. Hook and cross and upper knee
Float like butterfly, sting like bee
4. Here's a pointer, two or three,

DOWN
I wonder what you might have been,
Dunking, guarding, running free,
A curse upon that dodgy knee,
7. This one’s up and this one’s down
And that one always comes around
Keeping stock of trends each day
I grow my virtual 100k
9. English, Spanish, writing grants,
Free on weekends? Not a chance!