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Post this "Ninja Health & Safety" poster in your company breakroom to discourage misuse of shuriken, distracting vendettas, and improper disposal of bodies. For more helpful posters, certificates, and forms, visit www.ninjalistics.com.
Post this "Ninja Health & Safety" poster in your company breakroom to discourage misuse of shuriken, distracting vendettas, and improper disposal of bodies. For more helpful posters, certificates, and forms, visit www.ninjalistics.com.
Post this "Ninja Health & Safety" poster in your company breakroom to discourage misuse of shuriken, distracting vendettas, and improper disposal of bodies. For more helpful posters, certificates, and forms, visit www.ninjalistics.com.
weapons should NOT be wielded near sensitive computer equipment, computer screens, water coolers, or custodial staff.
Keep NOISE to a minimum. Whenever
nK!!! possible, AVOID use of the following in open-plan offices: STAY A. Computer and/or telephone speakers SMART B. Loud or distracting cellphone ringtones C. Slow and/or painful killing methods STAY SAFE In case of emergency, keep CORRIDORS and busy aisles clear. STAY DO NOT block designated fire exits with electronic equipment, paper or office DEADLY supplies, furniture, weapon stockpiles, or dead bodies.
NUNCHAKU (nunchucks) should NOT be used in bathrooms, cubicles, or supply closets.
Use BREAKROOMS only to prepare meals
and refreshments, not homebrew poisons. NEVER use the coffee machine to boil toads or mushrooms without written permission.
Unless absolutely unavoidable, resolve
INTERDEPARTMENTAL VENDETTAS only outside the building. Time slots can be booked through the Ninja Resources office.
Management is always right: safe and tidy wins the fight!
Remember GNAT in all you do. Your ninja skills will see you through!