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    This prayer humorously asks God for help in dealing with stress and difficult people. It requests serenity to accept things that cannot be changed, courage to change intolerable things, and wisdom to hide any bodies from those who were killed for angering the speaker. It also asks to be mindful of others' feelings and positions, and gives a purposely nonsensical and inconsistent breakdown of work effort throughout the week before concluding with a request for strength to impolitely express frustration to annoying people.

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    A stressful Comedic prayer to get you through the days. Enjoy!

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    This prayer humorously asks God for help in dealing with stress and difficult people. It requests serenity to accept things that cannot be changed, courage to change intolerable things, and wisdom to hide any bodies from those who were killed for angering the speaker. It also asks to be mindful of others' feelings and positions, and gives a purposely nonsensical and inconsistent breakdown of work effort throughout the week before concluding with a request for strength to impolitely express frustration to annoying people.

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    Stressful Prayer

    Uploaded by

    Jim Longfield
    This prayer humorously asks God for help in dealing with stress and difficult people. It requests serenity to accept things that cannot be changed, courage to change intolerable things, and wisdom to hide any bodies from those who were killed for angering the speaker. It also asks to be mindful of others' feelings and positions, and gives a purposely nonsensical and inconsistent breakdown of work effort throughout the week before concluding with a request for strength to impolitely express frustration to annoying people.

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    A Prayer for the Stressed

    Grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change, the courage to change the things I cannot accept, and the wisdom to hide the bodies of those I had to kill today because they pissed me off. And also, help me to be careful of the toes I step on today as they may be connected to the ass that I may have to kiss tomorrow. Help me to always give 100% at work 12% on Monday, 23% on Tuesday, 40% on Wednesday, 20% on Thursday, and 5%on Friday. And help me to remember when Im having a really bad day and it seems that people are trying to piss me off, that it takes 42 muscles to frown and only 4 to extend my middle finger and tell them to kiss my ass
    -Amen

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