Superior Adams return Jasons to bottom of totem poll as Langer Bros. claim #1
Like newlyweds taking an August honeymoon to Nagasaki in 1945, this is just not Dans Dandy Team day. On the season, there is not a single time that has scored more points than the dandy crew from Scranton/Wilkes!Barre. And following this past weekends 115.48!125.32 shootout loss to Regina Falangi, there is not a single team that has lost to them. Its a load of crap is what it is. a furious Rutta said after the matchup. Jasons Swell Team is ahead of me in the standings, and hes worse than the guy who mentions your past hookups when your wifes standing next to you. Goddamit!
On a related note, the Italian Black Gay Dyslexic Association has begun a national boycott of league initiate Regina Falangi in an attempt to pressure the franchise into a name change. The LFFFL is a league that represents open!mindedness and care. IBGDA spokesman Pierre Shanquella von Fufu said in an o#cial statement. The fact that within such an institution exists a name such as N***** Fagalini is despicable and not cool. Fugehtaboutit. The league has recently send an audio message to the group explaining the teams actual spelling of Regina Falangi". It is suspected the IBGDAs dyslexia may have caused the group to view the name as o$ensive to blacks %N****& and gay Italians %Fagilini is a derogatory pasta dish of homosexuals&. The LFFFL is currently investigating the matter.
1 Did You Know? On September 27, 1986, the city of Cleveland released 1.5 mi!ion ba!oons "om their Public Square, causing an airport runway to shut down and preventing a Coast Guard rescue team "om nding two missing boaters, who were later found drowned. RUBY READER Family | Honor | Phoenicians Issue II Week 2 Speaking of phrases used often, manager Jason Langers squad posted the lowest score of the 2014 LFFFL season in a beat down that would have made Adrian Peterson proud. The Superior Adams 44.30 point victory moved them into a tie for rst with Rainbow, coached by Superior manager Adam Langers brother Danny Langer. We may not score a lot of points out there, the younger Langer said in reference to his 9th!ranked scoring output. But I believe that we will win! The reference to USA Soccers failed attempt at World Cup success appeared to have angered present reporters, and there is no further record of the remaining interview.
W2W4 Next Week Top!scoring Dans Dandy Team looks to break the curse against bottom!scoring Jasons Swell Team, and third place Adams Team faces Rina Katzs AllStars in the Blank Bowl.
2 Thoughts from the Commissioners Desk In order to keep up with the ever- changing trends of modern society, it is often within my duties as commissioner to immerse myself in otherwise foreign pop culture. As such, I spent this past weekend listening to various hip-hop/R&B artists, and I chanced upon the song Year 3000 by the Jonas Brothers. What in Gods name is that song saying? Approximately zero words of it make sense. Firstly, if we live under water, dont say not much has changed. EVERYTHING HAS CHANGED. Get out of your Spongebob Utopian bubble. Secondly, if it took you nearly a millennium for your song to go platinum, you should probably not boast about it. Not to mention platinum rusts in water. Thirdly, unless his descendants have a tendency to give birth at 200 years old, there is no way you spoke to your neighbors great- great-great granddaughter anywhere but in an underwater cemetery. If youre going to make a song Jonas Brothers, at least call it a parody. A nger butt, shown above, is a picture taken of the base of ones index and middle ngers at an angle and zoom level so as to appear as if one has photographed his own anus.