Week 2 September 17, 2014

Gronkowski disappoints as
Team Langer runs away with
Langer Bowl, Ruttas late
surge stuns Hip Hop
Machine
WHITE PLAINS - The LFFFL headquarters may not be
in New Orleans, but that hasn't stopped experts from
dubbing this past weekend the "Week of Brotherly
Love". For the second consecutive week, the
incumbent brother bowl winner(s) failed to maintain
their prize. Both Team Langer and Rina Katz's All-Stars
led astounding routs that brought manager Andrew
Langer's team to .500 and entrenched manager Zach
Blank's men firmly in first place. Vindication. said an
exhausted Andrew Langer
afterward. I feel that's
the best word to describe
the way I feel right now.
Never stop believing."

On the other side of the
room, Ruby and Stan's
Hip Hop Machine went
into sunday night with
victory so close it felt as if
manager Ari Marder
would sue for sexual
harassment. "I'm telling
you man," a cheerful
Marder said before the
Seahawks-49ers
game. "Victory is so
close i may just sue
for sexual
1 Lorum Ipsum Dolor
Quote of the Week
Undersecretary Josh Eagle failed to
interview anyone, so instead were
going to have a column where we just
put a random quote as a space !er.

If it doesnt
work out,
you can
always get a
divorce.
" Mi#o
RUBY READER
Aliquam sed eros | Nulla facilisi | Lorem vitae elit
Photograph of injuredPatriots tight end
Rob Gronkowski, who has not played
since the NFL preseason yet is in Team
Jay Langers starting lineup
Week 2 September 17, 2014
harassment." Then, to the horror of thousands of
emaciated children across Western Africa, Machine's
86-51 lead turned into a much-smaller 91-80 margin,
which spiraled into a 91-92 stunning loss. "So many
kids man," a transparently less cheerful Marder said.
"so many dead African kids."

In other news, Somewhere Over the Dwayne Bowe,
fresh off its annihilation of high-scoring Team Langer,
continued its hot streak, riding a pedestrian 86 points
to a five-point victory over improving Team Schreiber.
Dwayne Bowe manager Dan Langer now joins
managers Zach Blank, Dan Rutta and Bob Price, who
defeated the winless Ruby's Little Allstars this
weekend, in first place.

W2W4 Next Week
AJB Beats MJD Anyday faces o# against Team Jay Langer in the
Technically Someone Has to Win Bowl, and Fragsanity and Rutta
face o# in a battle to remain perfect.
2 Lorum Ipsum Dolor
Thoughts from the
Commissioners Desk
What the hell is up with fun-
sized chocolates? Somebody
please enlighten me about what
is exciting about less chocolate.
You show me a child who yells to
his parents You got us a
swimming pool?! I hate you! How
will I have friends without a kitty
pool?, and I will show you an
idiot. Show me the wife who says
Oh yeah?! Well my husband has
a really small.bank account.
and I will show you a woman
confused about how to brag.
If you ask me, and I really dont
care if you do, the only thing fun
about fun-sized chocolates is
imagining the disappointment on
childrens faces when they think
theyre getting an actual-sized
candy bar.
Screw you Nestl.
This weeks Week in Review is dedicated to the memory of
Pablo Sanchez
1991#2013