Sms

Sache dost ki 3 Nishaniyan [NEW]
Sache dost ki 3 Nishaniyan-
1.Bewaqt Miss Call Karega
2.SMS Muskura k Padhega
3.Neeche Mat Padhna

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Jo Kaam Mana Karo

wohi karenga!
FRIENDSHIP knows [NEW]
FRIENDSHIP knows no season,knows no time,
It has a sole intention of bringing two people together to a Moment
called....
"F O R E V E R"......
Its promise [NEW]
FRIENDSHIP
resides in
d heart.
So no mater how
rarely i b
seeing u, u wld
always be in my heart
()""()
( 'o' )
(.) PROMISE!
Like U [NEW]
=: Friendship is :=
vast like
"Universe"
Deep like
"Ocean"
High Like
"Sky"
Strong Like
"Iron"
Kind Like
"Mother"
Cute like
"me"
AND
Sweet like
"u"
A BEST FRIEND
"A BEST FRIEND is like a four leaf clover,
HARD TO FIND and LUCKY TO HAVE"
A Friend is U
a friend gives hope when ur life is low,

a friend is place wen u hav no place to go,
a friend is a precious,
a friend is """""""""u""""""""""
FRIENDSHIP 4 EVER
If 2 hearts r meant 2 b friends,
No matter how long it takes,
How far they go,
How tough it seems,
Fate will bring them together,
2 share FRIENDSHIP 4 EVER
If U need a friend
If U need a friend and
there are a hundred steps between us,
you can take the 1st step to get near me
and i will take all 99 step to be there for you.
Our friendship means..
Our friendship means a lot to me.
U cry i cry.
U laugh i laugh.
U jump out of the window
I look down & then
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I laugh again
Friendship is a..
Life is a railway station

Where love is a train,
it would come & go anytime
But
Friendship is a railway track
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It remains forever
so make Good Tracks
Being a friend...
Being a friend is not just sharing a joke, a conversation, a cup of coffee or a funny
story.
It means sharing an honest and true part of yourself.
Circle of our friendship

Stars has 5 ends
Square has 4 ends
Trinagle has 3 ends
Line has 2 ends
but Circle of our friendship has no end...
A friend is never...
A friend is never a coincidence in your life they are meant to enter your life to bring
you joy and laughter. So, I will treasure the friendship between us...
Ek Sapna...
Ek sapna - Kisi apne se milna, Ek ittefaq - Aapka humari zindagi mein aana, Ek haqiqat - Aap se
dosti karna aur, Ek tamanna - Dosti ko zindagi bhar nibhana.....
Ek purani haweli
Ek purani haweli main band kamre main dhul sebhari tasvir ke peeche lage jale main fasi makdi ki
pucch par baithe machhar ki kasam "I MISS U YAAR"...!!!!!!
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SMS Submitted By aammeerr, On 10/22/2008 3:41:00 PM

Fraz ke kamyabi ky bad ab paish hay Faraz ke Bahn Farzana
Irshad hay
Kon kahta hay main pagal hon Farzana
Jo kahta hay wo he hota hay

Kitni bar KATRINA say kaha kah main assa nahi hon FARAZ
Phir b kahti hay
Zara zara Touch me Touch me

Zara zara Kiss me Kiss me
SMS Submitted By kashif sami, On 10/22/2008 9:16:00 AM
SMS Submitted By abdulrehman, On 10/21/2008 11:46:00 PM
SMS Submitted By A Guest, On 10/21/2008 1:32:00 PM
SMS Submitted By tariqhussain, On 10/20/2008 2:36:00 PM

wo jo hama kanjushi ka tana data haw faraz
khud to unho na kanjushi ke intaha he kar dale
SMS Submitted By shazia, On 10/18/2008 1:29:00 PM
aarz kia hai
dehan sy kholiyay ga daraaz......

kahin us mai sy nikal na ayay farazz
SMS Submitted By Rao ali hassan, On 10/17/2008 11:39:00 PM

ye dekh kar vo boht heran hua faraz
har truck pr likha tha horn do rasta lo
SMS Submitted By Rao ali hassan, On 10/17/2008 11:38:00 PM
SMS Submitted By Abdul Qadoos, On 10/12/2008 11:11:00 PM

Wafaa ki Talaash thi Fraz
Aik Kutta khareed laaye hain

hAM NE KAHA KAMAL HO JO TUM HAMEIN BHULA SAKO FARAZ
HAM NE TO FAQAT BAT KI US NE KAMAL KR DIYA,...!!!!!!!
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SMS Submitted By inamkhan, On 10/18/2008 4:04:00 PM
I dont flirt for fun , Its one of my duties
Tell me How can I resist such beauties
It is life with whom I like flirting with the most
Im still not committed though Ive fallen for the trap almost

Gals r generally naughty.
Naughty ppl r punished n r not given things coz they have been naughty.
Boys r good.
So they have all the fun.
Moral of the story:- Bcoz of naughty gals,
Guys have all d fun. ;)

Rule of BOYS
“PHulo ki mAhak ko ChurayA nahi jata,
suraj ki kirNo ko chupaya nahi jata,
kitni Bhi soHni Ho Girlfrnd Apni,
Dusro ki Girlfrnd ko Bhulaya Nahi jata..

Never ask
for a hug
Jus take it.
Never ask
Do U Luv me
Say I Luv u
Never say I
Cant live widout u
Say I live 4 u
Uve been trained

now go and flirt !!!

Life ka sucessful Moral:
Pyar woh nahin ke hum ek ko kitne saal taq karte hai.
Pyar toh woh hai ke hum ek saal mein kitno se karte hai?
SMS Submitted By Muhammad Imran, On 10/15/2008 7:01:00 PM

1+1=2 eyes look at u...
12+12=24 hours thinking about u...
3+4=7 days in week missing u...
1+11=12 months I always need A SWEET PERSON like U.
Do u know whats A B C D E F G?
A Boy Can Do Everything For Girl
Now reverse da order, can u guess the full form of: G F E D C B A ?

Girls Forgets Everything Done & Catches(new) Boy Again.
SMS Submitted By Air , On 10/15/2008 10:17:00 AM

New style of proposing a girl
New style of proposing a girl: I have spent many sleepless nights in your love,
and I dont want my son to do the same for your daughter. So lets make them
brother & sister.

Life is full of beautiful things: soft sunsets, painted rainbows, delicate blossoms,
luv & laughter, quiet moments & fantastic people like me. Enjoy it!

LIFE is 4 living, i live mine 4 U! LOVE is 4 giving, i give mine 2 U! DREAMS
are 4 dreaming, mine are 4 U! HEARTS are 4 beating, & mine beats 4 U!

Sometimes My eyes get jealous of my Heart!!!
You Know Why?
Bcoz.....
You Always Remain close to my HEART
n far from my EYES.

Too many stars in the sky, too many tears that have left my eyes. Too many girls
out in the blue, but they are nothing compared to you!
SMS Submitted By Muhammad Imran, On 10/15/2008 2:08:00 AM

if sumone calls u crazy,dont mind,
if sumone calls u duffer,relax,
if sumone calls u stupid be cool,
but if sumone calls u “cute”
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lagana thappar os pagal ke monh pe,
mazak ki b koi hud hoti hai

I heard that good looks can kill…
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So, please don’t look at me
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I don’t wanna see you die.!!!
SMS Submitted By Panjab, On 10/12/2008 11:18:00 PM

My cell phone loves it when u sms: its little face
lights up, bursts in to beeps and has ur name written
all over it.
I think u should sms more often, i

think it likes u!
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SMS Submitted By Raheel Ahmed, On 10/22/2008 7:28:00 PM
Patient to Nurse, I LOVE U, TUMNE MERA DIL CHURA LIYA.
Nurse (Sharmaate hue): CHAL JHOOTHE DIL KO TO HAATH BHI NAI
LAGAYA, HUMNE TO KIDNEY CHURAI HAI.

Teachr:Tumhari Writing
Din-Ba-Din Kharab Hoti Ja Rahi He.
Student:Sir Is Lye Kyu K Mere Papa Ki
Wish He K Me Doctor Banu.

School ka toilet bhi ajeeb hai
Pappu ko qabz bhi shadeed hai
Toilet main kahan light hai?
Pappu ki halat tight hai
Bhains bari ya aqal bari.
Pappu ki pant main he nikal pari.

Apna aik usool hai,
Hansi k liye Ghum bhi Qurban,
Khushi k liye aansu Qurban,
Dost k liye Jaan Quran,
Aur Agar Dost ki Girlfriend mil jaye to sala Dost bhi Qurban.

She is Hot,
She is Sweet,
She always need a lip 4 Kiss
Who world MAD for her.
Who?
Who is She?
Do you know?
TEA
Chai piyo,
Mast jiyo.

Ek bar Ek bandari apni ma se boli k ma meri sadhi kra do.Ma boli k tumara dula
abi sms pad raha hai. Agar muskura de to baat pakki samjo.

bhikhari: saab 6 rs. dedo, chai pina hai,
Malik: chai to 3 rs. ki hoti hai na,
bhikhari : saath me grlfrnd bhi he,
malik: bhikhari hokar bhi grlfrnd banali,
bhikhari: na saab grlfrnd ne bhikhari bana diya

Manzil ki taraf barhtay raho,
Jo dil kahe woh kare woh raah chuno.
Peeche walon ko aagay mat aanay do.
Or jo aagay hain unse aagy niklo.
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Tub he ek achay Truck Driver ban pao gay
Kid: Ammi aaj abbu ne bus main mujhse kaha k Aunty ko bethne k liye jaga de
do.
Mom: Phir tumne jaga di?
Kid: No.
Mom: Q?
Kid: Main to khud abbu ki goad main betha tha.

Ek hindu fauji ne jahaz se chalang lagaty huye kaha JAI KALI MATA KI.
Kali Mata ne kaha: CHAL TERI MAA KI Ab to main bhi Fair & Lovely lagati
hon.

Attitude of girls:
When a boy sends dirty sms she laughs for 10 minutes, forward dat to her
friends n
then replies the boy.
I dont like that kind of sms ok?

What is the definition of Girl Friend?
Jo har baat pe tok tok kar, tumhari har aadat badal day, or phir do saal k baad
kahy,
Ab tum pehle jese nahi rahay

SMS Submitted By MIRZA, On 10/22/2008 1:17:00 PM
A dress is like a barbed fence
It protects the premises without restricting the view

Speech should be like mini-skirt: long enough to cover the main subject and
short enough to keep the interest!!
SMS Submitted By saoodsaboor, On 10/21/2008 8:03:00 PM

I like u
I miss u
I love u
I find u my best friend
I respect u
I care u
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All are examples of
present indefinite tense:-P
SMS Submitted By Raptor, On 10/21/2008 7:07:00 PM

CLOSE UP sa daant saaf karain.......
PEPSODENT se mazboot karain.......
COLGATE sa fresh karain .......
Agar phir bhe white na hon to,........ Bina hazitate!!!!

HARPIC use karain :D
SMS Submitted By sajad, On 10/21/2008 4:49:00 PM

Lady Secretary: sir its your wifes call, she wants to kiss u on the phone
boss: take the message and give me later!
SMS Submitted By Maaz Ahmed, On 10/20/2008 1:43:00 PM

Confidence Vs Over Confidence
Aap Apni Girl Friend Ko Kiss Kar Saktay Hain!
Thats Confidence!
Or Sirf Or Sirf Aap He Kar Saktay Hain!
Thats Over Confidence!
SMS Submitted By maqsood, On 10/20/2008 11:10:00 AM

U r very special 4 me...
U should b safe always...
U should b safe my dear...
I cant b wid u all time....
so pls b careful wenever u
jump from tree 2 tree...
SMS Submitted By aftab arif rawalakot, On 10/19/2008 5:34:00 PM

Callgirl Bimar Ho Gai. Doctor: Yeh Lo Dawayi AurTumhe Araam Ki
Sakhtzarurat Hai,Is Liye 3 DinBistar Se Duur Räho

ek mandar main buri neeat wale khaib ho jate the.
amitab gaya ghayeb!
hiritik gaya ghayeb!
akshe gaya ghayed!
ASHVERIA gayi
BHAGWAN ghayeb........
SMS Submitted By Muhammad Tahir Rashid, On 10/19/2008 11:20:00 AM

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ullu ki terha kya dekh rhe ho
sms pura ho gya

Pappu: Papa what is SEX?
Santa gets tensed but explains everything.
Pappu: But papa how to write all those things in this small box
of school admission form?

ku kata ka ka ku
ku ke ki ki ka ga
ga gi gu kaka ki
ki ki ka
Congratulations!
U have successfully learnt the monkeys language.
Come to Collect ur banana
SMS Submitted By Yousuf Silat, On 10/18/2008 4:54:00 PM

Ek sheikh doctor k pass gaya or bola
k ghar ja ker mareez check karnay k kitnay pesay logay?
Doctor:300 rs.
Sheikh:chlain doctor sahab.
Ghar puhanchay to docor ne pocha k mareez kahan hai?
Sheikh: mareez koi nahi hai,
Taxi wala 500 mang raha tha

Log kehte hain
Pyar itna b mat karo
K
Girl friend sar pe swar ho jaye
Hum kehtey hain
K
Pyar itna karo
K
Girl friend ki friend bhi tumhre sath farar ho jaye.........

KAASH YE FAASLE NA HOTE..
KAASH YE
DURIYA NA
HOTI..
KAASH HUM
SATH HOTE..
TO..
TO,
TO..
TO..
TO..
YAAR MERE SMS KE PAISE BACH JATE...
SMS Submitted By ramiz, On 10/18/2008 3:33:00 PM

Film_Loot Lo Pakistan
Hero_Zardari,
Heroine_ Sheri Rehman
Side Hero_ Yousuf Raza Gilani
Villan_ Amin Faheem

CHaractor Actor_ Asfand Yar Wali
Friendly Appearance_ Altaf Hussain
Comedian_ Sheikh Rashid
Suporting Actor_ Fazal_ur_Rahman
CHaractorless Actors_ Chaudhry Brothers
Dancers_ Fehmida Mirza & kashmala Tariq
Dhamake dar MUSIC BY_ TALIBAN
Action By_ Pak Army
Suspence By_ Chief Justice
FINANCEd BY_ Poor People Of Pakistan

SMS Submitted By asjad khan, On 10/18/2008 1:47:00 PM
larki ny coin daal kar apna wazan kia 58kg.
sanadal utari 56kg.jacket utari 53kg.
phir dupata-52kg.
aur coin khtam.
ek bhekari bola tu chalu rakh main coin dalo ga
SMS Submitted By asjad khan, On 10/18/2008 1:29:00 PM

boy:main ny tum sy 1 baat chupai k im already married..
Girl: OH God tum ny tu dara hi diya,main samjhi k yeah car tumhari nhi
SMS Submitted By shazia, On 10/18/2008 1:14:00 AM

ap mustaqbil me bohat agay jain gay
bohat agay
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kiun k
ap jahan kahin bhi jain gay
sab kahain gay chal bay chal agay chal
SMS Submitted By ASADALI, On 10/17/2008 9:25:00 PM

AAj apko pani se coca-cola banana sikhata Hun 1botle pani fridge me rakho
2ghante baad nikalo paani 1dum thanda hoga aur THANDA MATLAB Coca-
Cola :-D
SMS Submitted By LIAQUATALI, On 10/17/2008 7:58:00 PM

Aik Doctor Apne Dost Se)
Yar Mai Soch Raha Hon K Is Gaon Main

Apna Clinic Khol Lon.
Dost:Tumhara Khyal To Naik Hy
Magar Yahan Ka Qabristan Chota Hai . :D ;->

Cheap Attitude Of Girls:
Wen A Boy Sends Dirty Sms

She Laughs For 10 Mints,
Fwds Dat To Her Frinds N Then Replies
The Boy.
I Dont Like Dat Kind
Of Sms Ok? :P ;->
SMS Submitted By Kashif Yousaf, On 10/17/2008 4:53:00 PM

Its very easy 2 eat Sweet Chocolate Speak Sweet Words Watch Sweet Dreams
But Its very Difficult 2 Find A Sweet Person but I Salute U Tusi menu lab e lya
SMS Submitted By laibuu hameed, On 10/17/2008 3:55:00 PM

Shahjahan Ne Taj Mahal Ki Har Deewar Ko Dekha,
Har Meenar Ko Dekha,
Har Kaaleen Ko Dekha,
Har Dar or Deewar ko dekha,
Har Lage hue Khambe ko Dekha.
Har Khidki se dekha,
Aur Bola.........
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(guess ..... kya bola hoga ???)
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MAA KASAM !! BAHUT KHARCHA HO GAYA
SMS Submitted By Real Friend, On 10/16/2008 10:41:00 AM

Catch her by her waist
Bring her home
Keep your hand on her neck
Put your lips on her lips

And have a nice .....
Drink!
COCA COLA BuuRrrrrrrrrrrrr :)
SMS Submitted By Real Friend, On 10/16/2008 10:40:00 AM

Q: Maa Apni Jawaan Betiyon K Sath Ghoomay
Jaye To Bhala Kaum Aitraaz Kar Sakta Hai??
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A: Jawaan Betiyaan.
SMS Submitted By naveed khan, On 10/16/2008 2:22:00 AM

75yrz old man got married with a girl of 15 yrz old. At marriage nite they both r
crying cuz Girl dont know anything and an old man hav 4gotten evrythng.

Girls Hostel ki light chali gayi.
Ek ladki ne electric office me phone karke kaha:
Light chali gayi hai, aadmi bhejo.
Replied Aadmi nahi hai, mombatti se kaam chala lo...
Father: Tumhe kaisi biwi chahiye?
Son: Mujhe chand jai si biwi chahiye, Jo raat ko aaye aur subha chali jaye...

Chinese Couple:
A Chinese couple Mr and Miss Hua got twins without marriage. What did they
named them? They named them as Jo-Hua, So-Hua

Teacher: if A=B, B=C then A=C can u tell one more example of this type
Student : I love my teacher, teacher loves his daughter, so i love teacher
daughter....
SMS Submitted By Muhamamd Osama, On 10/16/2008 1:26:00 AM

When ever u feel sad..
When ever u think life is impossible
Just tell me
I will hold ur hand take you to the bridge
And show u way to jump
SMS Submitted By Muhamamd Osama, On 10/16/2008 1:25:00 AM

Q: What do Barbie and Britney Spears have in common?
A: Both are blonde, brainless and made out of plastic.
SMS Submitted By Air , On 10/15/2008 9:35:00 PM

girl friends are like mobile phone, whenever you want happiness just check
inbox, whenever u want to cry check out box, and whenever u want to
enjoyment just plug in your charger and enjoy.

Why do couples hold hands during their wedding day?.?.?.?.... It is just a
formality, like two boxers shaking hands b4 the fight begins !

terrorists have kidnapped our lecturers... and demanded aransom of 500000 rs or
else they will burn them with kerosene... plz donate. i have donated 15 litres.

One day Raja and rani decided to send messages to each other by using Pigeon
instead of mobile. The very next day pigeon reached raja without any message.
He angried and called to rani.She told stupid This was a missed call

I send dis fish as a sign of friendship Plz take care of it & keep it in mobile &
daily put ur mobile in water so tat fish wont DIE.

God made man and then rested. God made women and then no one rested

i want u 2 know dat our friendship means alot 2 me.U cry i cry.U lauf i lauf.U
jump out of da window... I look down & den... i lauf again

Birdy birdy in the sky dropped a poopy in my eye, I dont worry I dont cry, Im
just happy that cows cant fly!

If ur world is spining Round & Round..& Round....Ur heart is beating fast ,do u
think its LOVE? na Munna na its called high B/P...

Man to seller : iz it pure honey ?
How do I know if it iz pure honey ?
Shopkeeper : give the dog sum honey ..
if the dog doesn’t lick it, it iz pure honey
Man :what if the dog licks it ?
Shopkeeper: so it iz not a real dog.

sussti kee intihaa,
Son:papa aik glasss paanee day do

Papa:khud lay lo
Son:plz day do naa papa
Papa:Ab mangaa tou thappar maron gaa
Son:Thappar marnay aao tou paani laytay aanaa:-)

Wat iz confidence?
10 boys decided to propose a grl
9 boyz came wth Roses,
1 boy came with
MOLVI
This iz confidence...!

I like to compare you with a nice cold glass of beer when the glass is empty i
take the next one!
SMS Submitted By Saamra, On 10/15/2008 2:45:00 PM

Jeevan ke Muskil Rasto pe kaun apka sath dega
Mummy Papa............... Nahi

Brother Sister..................Nahi
Friends.............................Nahi
Husband Lover................Nahi Nahi
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Sirf or Sirf Apki CHAPPAL
SMS Submitted By Dj AFTAB ARIF, On 10/15/2008 2:18:00 PM

Man 2 shaikh: yaar kal mein tenu kinni wari phone kita par tu neyi chukya?
Shaikh: kiun chukan? Jehra mein 30 rupaiye de key gana luwaya ae ohnu tera
peo sune ga?
SMS Submitted By Dj AFTAB ARIF, On 10/15/2008 2:17:00 PM

“Baby Baby Yes MaMa“
In Punjabi Version:
Kakay Kakay
Haan BayBay
Phuk Lae Cheeny?
Na BaBay
Jhoot Mardaan?
Na BayBay
Khole Bootha
Ha.Ha.Ha

~@~ Aisi apni wife ho ~@~
aisi apni wife ho

5.5 jiski hight ho
jeans jiski tight ho

chehra jiska bright ho
waight main thori light ho

umer main diffrence slight ho
thori se woh quite ho

to mamorable her ek night ho
aisi apni wife ho

sarak per sub kaheen kia cute hey
bheer main sub kaheen pakistan ki paidaish h0

beauty multyply by twice ho
favorite color white ho

make up thora light ho
zulfain dynamite hoon

aankheen us ki jaisey sunny twilight ho
hoonton ko dekh ker lagey jaisey coke diet ho
jub sari pehan ker nikley to kia sight ho

aisa lagey jaisey swtizerland ki flight ho
aisi apni wife ho agar aisi apni wife ho tu kia haseen life ho..

U r BANDAR
It means:
B=Beautifull
A=Attractive
N=Naughty
D=Decent
A=Adorable
R=Romantic
R U smiling?
Ziadah khush na ho yaar ho to tum bandar hi na:p

college wali
masale dar:
office wali
narum narum:
muhale wali
garma garam:
aap kya samjhaye?
may toh roti ki baat kar raha hon
SMS Submitted By Saqib Hayat, On 10/15/2008 11:05:00 AM

Aunty, mummy ne chini mangi hai.
Aunty: Aacha aur kia kaha mummy nay?
Kid: Agar woh kamini na de, to Pinki aunty se lay aana.
SMS Submitted By Adnan Ahmed Khan, On 10/15/2008 7:20:00 AM
Baap: beta shadi k din susral walay

ghari dein tu suit mang lena.
Scooter dein tu car mang lena,
dokan dien tu ghar
beta: dady larki dein tu oski maa mang lon?

Two devils came in 2 my dreams.
They said,
“We want 2 disturb some good person.”
I suggest them your name.
They said,
“We cannot disturb our boss.”

Ek din bhagwan sharab peeny
zameen per aa giya 50 boltle peenay
k baad dukan wala bola
“ap ko charti nahi hay?”
bhagwan: main bhagwan hun
Club wala: charh gaye salay ko

A sisters a sister forever,
A bond that diminishes never,
A friend who is kindly and caring,
A sibling God chooses for sharing.
Few ties as deep and profound
And with so much affection abound
Though some thoughts are seldom expressed
Love endures and survives every test.
Of the constants that rest in the heart,
A sisters a primary part.
Shell always be there when you need her-
You listen, you value, you heed her.
As growth, independence you ponder,
Your feelings grow deeper and fonder;
And life tells you one thing that is true:
A sisters a large part of you.

Wife:What is 10 years with me?
Husband:A second.
Wife:What is $1000 for me?

Husband:A coin.
Wife: Ok give me a coin.

Husband:Wait a second

O mere makhna
meno yaad rakhna
har vely hasna,
Koe problem howy ty dasna,
kise hor nal na phasna,
bus mere nal vasna
O mere makhna
Kaisa hy ye sms zaror dasna

Agar computer windows PUNJABI main hoti tu,
Send=satto
Insert=pao
Download=thalle lao
Delete=mitti pao
Run=Nassu
Search=Labbo
ALT+CTRL+DEL=syapaa hi mukao
SMS Submitted By imran ahmed, On 10/14/2008 10:35:00 PM

new secretry to boss : boss mujhay 100 rupay dey dein main aap ko kal dey
doongi
Boss: yeh lo 1000 rupay, abhi day do ;)
SMS Submitted By Adnan Ahmed Khan, On 10/13/2008 11:00:00 PM

How Can A Father
Make His Daughter
Walk On The Street
Looking Down The Earth??
Just Gift Her A Mobile With Free Sms;-)
SMS Submitted By samina, On 10/13/2008 9:28:00 PM

Kabootar JA JA JA
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Kabootar JA JA JA
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Jo mujhe reply nai kare usk sar pe POTTY kar k aa aa aa!

1 famous chiness ne kaha:
1 geniuos se baat karna 1 months tak books parhen se accha hai!
So main to free hoon,Jab dil chahay baat kar saktay ho..!!
SMS Submitted By atif ai, On 10/13/2008 10:57:00 AM

1 BAR GANDHI GI KA SAR PAR 8-10 BAL UG AAY GANDHI GI NAI KAY PS
GYE.NAI GUSSAY SAY BOLA INHE GINU YA KATO.GANDHI GI SHARMATA
HOAY BOLAY INHE CLOUR KAR DO.haaaaaaaaaa.

1 Pathan ne Molvi ke kan mein kuch poocha?
Molvi ne 2 thapar mar diye..
1 admi ne Pathan se poocha..
Tum ne molvi se kya poocha tha...?
PATHAN..Mein ne sirf poocha tha...
k..
14 August ki NAMAZ kahan ho gi.....
SMS Submitted By faisal, On 10/12/2008 7:53:00 PM

Ab to is tanhai main dam ghutne laga hai Faraz,
Na jane kaon kambakhat bahir se bathroom ki kundi lga gaya.
SMS Submitted By Muhammad Shafqat, On 10/12/2008 7:26:00 PM
Zindagi Mai 1 Larki Itni Pyari Lagi
Us K Hath Ki Daal B Hamen Nihari Lagi
Jane Kia Jado Tha Uski Personality Mai K
Married Hone K Bawajud Hamen Kunwari Lagi ;->
SMS Submitted By lalkan, On 10/12/2008 6:34:00 PM

Pehla Pagal : Ager tum batao kay is Box mein kia hai tu ye anday tumhara
aur ager tum ye bata du kay ye kitnay anday hain tu 5 kay 5 tumharay aur
ager tum ye bata dogay ye kis kay anday hain tu wo morgi bhi tumhari.
Dosra Pagal : Yaar koi hint tu du...
SMS Submitted By lalkan, On 10/12/2008 6:31:00 PM

Aik bacha apnay abbu se kehta hai ke abbu mujhe motor cycle dila dien abbu kehtay hain
beta allah ne paoon kis liye diye hain beta kehta hai aik break laganay ke liye doosra gear
laganay ke liye....

MERE DIL ME RAHO YA JIGAR ME RAHO
UMAR BHAR TUM MERI NAZAR ME RAHO
BUS ITNA KARAM KAR DENA HUM PAR
MERE GHAR MAT AANA, APNE GHAR ME RAHO
SMS Submitted By ali jan, On 10/12/2008 3:04:00 PM

Is Dil mein aansuyon ke mele hain
Tum bin hum bohat akele hain
Sab kuch chor kar tumhe SMS karte hain
Dekho zara hum kitne vele hain.....!

Tere pyaar ki roshni aisi hai ki
har taraf ujaala nazar aata hai
sochta hu ki ghar ki bijli katwa du
kambaqt ye mera bill bohat aata hai

Ab tou BEGHAIRATIYAAN is qadar barh gai hain FARAZ,
Shair kisi aur ka hota hai naam mera thok dete hain ....

Lub pe ati hai dua ban k tamanna meri
Sim band hojai Allah kare teri
Dur dunia men mere chamkne se ujala hojai

Jo muje sms na kare uska rang kala hojai
Ho mra kam in fakiron ko sms karna,

In kanjooson garibon ka inbox bharna
Mere Allah inhe bhi ab gairat ajai

Ye sms parhte hi inka bhi sms aajai
SMS Submitted By Muzammil Ahsan, On 10/12/2008 12:35:00 PM

How can u b N_CE & POL_TE without I?
Can u SM_LE without I?

Make a W_SH without I?
How can u L_VE without I?
I know I m very important...
so,
kadar karo Meri....

Zindagi ki rah main hum dono sath chalain gay.... thora tum chalna, thora main chlun
ga,......phir agay chal ker rikshaw kerwa lain gay.
SMS Submitted By Syed Adnan Mohiuddin, On 10/12/2008 8:02:00 AM

Boy1: Which is the best place to say girl
I Love You.
Boy2: Mazar
Boy1: Why?
Boy2: coz on mazar girls dont use to ware sandles

SMS Submitted By A Guest, On 10/25/2008 6:16:00 AM
Teacher: Hamein in machron ko paida hone se rokna chahiye.
Student: Wo to ho hi nahein sakta.
Teacher: Kion?
Student: Kion k itna choota condon ban hi nahien sakta.
Can v do romance in the evening today?
Im in a good mood
Just a little bit of kissing and biting
reply me soon!
urs lovingly
MOSQUITO

Teacher: why are you late?
Student: My dad told me to take our cow to bull.
Teacher(Angrily): Cant your dad to it?
Student: No, only BULL can do it.
SMS Submitted By Yasir, On 10/24/2008 11:05:00 PM

aome times small things in life hurt alot……..
if u dont agree with me…………
then
try to sit on a pin!!!!

SMS Submitted By Zubair Jahangir, On 10/24/2008 5:31:00 PM
I saw a dream last night
There were only U & Me.
U knw what happend!
U were looking so inocent Becozzz
I was eating Biryani & U were saying!
1 chamach khila do na!
SMS Submitted By Zubair Jahangir, On 10/24/2008 5:16:00 PM

Aik larki kisi ka sath bhag gai
Aik larki ko kuch gunday utha ka le gaya
Aik larki apni saas ka hatoon Zulm ka nishana bani
Aik larki farash se gie gai
XPRESS NEWS
Rakhe her LARKI per nazar!
SMS Submitted By salman, On 10/24/2008 4:29:00 PM

1st Girl: Mere her sans per ek larka merta ha.
2nd Girl: Tum koi acha Tooth Paste istmal kyon nahi kerti.
Kid : aunty mumy ney cheeni mangi hai.
Aunty : cheeni detey huey,aur kya kaha tha Mummy ney.
Kid : agar wo kameeni na dey to lubna auntie se le aana !

/____,_l \ l__[]__l__! , its My House Gift 4u Agr Chaho To Baich Kr Balance Dalwa Lo Hm
Road Pe Reh LenGy Mgr Tmhare SMS K BaGher Nahi
SMS Submitted By Umair Alee, On 10/24/2008 2:42:00 PM

Papa - Beti Inter k bad kya karogi...? Beti - B.B.A. karongi. Papa - What is B.B.A. ? Beti -
Boyfriend ki Bike par Aesh.
SMS Submitted By shahrajj khan, On 10/23/2008 10:53:00 PM

Ek Bar ek School me ek master ji Ek ladke ko khada kar ke bolte hai ki Batao Mohan Taj
mahal kaha hai Mohan Bola pata nahi guru ji
To Master ji bole Banch per khade ho jao
Mohan Bola Abhi bhi nahi dikh raha hai Master ji.
SMS Submitted By Imran Mughal, On 10/23/2008 5:24:00 PM
HEER:aisa khat likh we sajna meri umer beet jae parhde parhde. RANJHA:<}+?>#@%!
&*}^>::{\*&]%$@!~+?=\[$^%#@<:? Le hun parhdi reh
SMS Submitted By Azam, On 10/23/2008 4:53:00 PM

A blonde, a brunette and a redhead went into a bar and asked the bartender for some drinks:
Brunette: Ill have a B and C.
Bartender: What is a B and C?
Brunette: Bourbon and Coke.
Redhead: And, Ill have a G and T.
Bartender: Whats a G and T?
Redhead: Gin and tonic.
Blonde: Ill have a 15.
Bartender: Whats a 15?
Blonde: 7 and 7
SMS Submitted By Azam, On 10/23/2008 4:52:00 PM

Two sisters, one blonde and one brunette, inherit the family ranch. Unfortunately, after just a
few years, they are in financial trouble. In order to keep the bank from repossessing the ranch,
they need to purchase a bull so that they can breed their own stock. The brunette balances their
checkbook, then takes their last $600 dollars out west to another ranch where a man has a
prize bull for sale.
Upon leaving, she tells her sister, When I get there, if I decide to buy the bull, Ill contact you
to drive out after me and haul it home.
The brunette arrives at the mans ranch, inspects the bull, and decides she does want to buy it.
The man tells her that he can sell it for $599, no less.
After paying him, she drives to the nearest town to send her sister a telegram to tell her the
news. She walks into the telegraph office, and says, I want to send a telegram to my sister
telling her that Ive bought a bull for our ranch. I need her to hitch the trailer to our pickup
truck and drive out here so we can haul it home.
The telegraph operator explains that hell be glad to help her, then adds, Its just 99 cents a
word.
Well, after paying for the bull, the brunette only has $1 left. She realizes that shell only be able
to send her sister one word. After thinking for a few minutes, she nods, and says, I want you to
send her the word, comfortable.
The telegraph operator shakes his head. How is she ever going to know that you want her to
hitch the trailer to your pickup truck and drive out here to haul that bull back to your ranch if
you send her the word, comfortable?
The brunette explains, My sisters blonde, shell read it very slow.

Ishq ne insaan ko kya se kya bana diya,
Kisi ko paagal to kisi ko deewana bana diya,
Do phool ka wajan nahi utha paati thi Mumtaaz,
Shahjahan ne us par Taaz Mahal bana diya,

Patient to Nurse, I LOVE U, TUMNE MERA DIL CHURA LIYA.
Nurse (Sharmaate hue): CHAL JHOOTHE DIL KO TO HAATH BHI NAI LAGAYA,
HUMNE TO KIDNEY CHURAI HAI.

Teachr:Tumhari Writing
Din-Ba-Din Kharab Hoti Ja Rahi He.
Student:Sir Is Lye Kyu K Mere Papa Ki

Wish He K Me Doctor Banu.

She is Hot,
She is Sweet,
She always need a lip 4 Kiss
Who world MAD for her.
Who?
Who is She?
Do you know?
TEA
Chai piyo,
Mast jiyo.
Ek bar Ek bandari apni ma se boli k ma meri sadhi kra do.Ma boli k tumara dula abi sms pad
raha hai. Agar muskura de to baat pakki samjo.

bhikhari: saab 6 rs. dedo, chai pina hai,
Malik: chai to 3 rs. ki hoti hai na,
bhikhari : saath me grlfrnd bhi he,
malik: bhikhari hokar bhi grlfrnd banali,
bhikhari: na saab grlfrnd ne bhikhari bana diya

Manzil ki taraf barhtay raho,
Jo dil kahe woh kare woh raah chuno.
Peeche walon ko aagay mat aanay do.
Or jo aagay hain unse aagy niklo.
.
Tub he ek achay Truck Driver ban pao gay
Kid: Ammi aaj abbu ne bus main mujhse kaha k Aunty ko bethne k liye jaga de do.
Mom: Phir tumne jaga di?
Kid: No.
Mom: Q?
Kid: Main to khud abbu ki goad main betha tha.

Ek hindu fauji ne jahaz se chalang lagaty huye kaha JAI KALI MATA KI.
Kali Mata ne kaha: CHAL TERI MAA KI Ab to main bhi Fair & Lovely lagati hon.

Attitude of girls:
When a boy sends dirty sms she laughs for 10 minutes, forward dat to her friends n
then replies the boy.
I dont like that kind of sms ok?

What is the definition of Girl Friend?
Jo har baat pe tok tok kar, tumhari har aadat badal day, or phir do saal k baad kahy,
Ab tum pehle jese nahi rahay

A dress is like a barbed fence
It protects the premises without restricting the view

Speech should be like mini-skirt: long enough to cover the main subject and short enough to
keep the interest!!
SMS Submitted By saoodsaboor, On 10/21/2008 8:03:00 PM

I like u
I miss u
I love u
I find u my best friend
I respect u
I care u
.
.
..
.
.
All are examples of
present indefinite tense:-P
School ka toilet bhi ajeeb hai
Pappu ko qabz bhi shadeed hai
Toilet main kahan light hai?
Pappu ki halat tight hai
Bhains bari ya aqal bari.
Pappu ki pant main he nikal pari.
Apna aik usool hai,
Hansi k liye Ghum bhi Qurban,
Khushi k liye aansu Qurban,
Dost k liye Jaan Quran,
Aur Agar Dost ki Girlfriend mil jaye to sala Dost bhi Qurban.
•Fraz hath barha kar mari zulfoon ko choo lo
Pappi pappi pappi Choo lo .........
• Zindagi hum ne sari pedal guzar di Faraz,

Kisi ne itna bhi na kaha Aja Tay Beh Ja Cycle Tay..
•Choom leta in haseen hontoon ko Faraz,

per uss ki behti naak ne irada badal diya....
Do meter ziada kapda le lena tha Farzana,

Ab kehti ho meri phulaan wali kurti hoi vakhiyaan tuun tang vay...
Ye keh kar Malik Makaan ne ghar se nikaal diya Faraz!

Tu Shaheen hai baseera kar Paharon ki Chatanon main
EK HI SUF MAIN KHARA HOGAI MAHMOOD OR AYAZZ....

DONO K JOOTEYY LE K BHAG GAYA HAI FARAZZZZ...
•is tanhai mai damm ghut raha hai faraz, najanay kaun bathroom ki kundi laga gaya

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Sache dost ki 3 Nishaniyan [NEW]

Sache dost ki 3 Nishaniyan-

1.Bewaqt Miss Call Karega

2.SMS Muskura k Padhega

3.Neeche Mat Padhna

Jo Kaam Mana Karo

a friend gives hope when ur life is low,

Life is a railway station

Circle of our friendship

Funny Faraz Sms | Huge SMS Book

SMS Submitted By aammeerr, On 10/22/2008 3:40:00 PM

Kon kahta hay main pagal hon Farzana

Jo kahta hay wo he hota hay

SMS Submitted By aammeerr, On 10/22/2008 3:39:00 PM

Zara zara Touch me Touch me

SMS Submitted By kashif sami, On 10/22/2008 9:16:00 AM

SMS Submitted By kashif sami, On 10/22/2008 9:13:00 AM

SMS Submitted By kashif sami, On 10/22/2008 9:11:00 AM

SMS Submitted By abdulrehman, On 10/21/2008 11:46:00 PM

SMS Submitted By A Guest, On 10/21/2008 1:32:00 PM

SMS Submitted By tariqhussain, On 10/20/2008 2:36:00 PM

dehan sy kholiyay ga daraaz......

SMS Submitted By Rao ali hassan, On 10/17/2008 11:39:00 PM

har truck pr likha tha horn do rasta lo

SMS Submitted By Rao ali hassan, On 10/17/2008 11:38:00 PM

SMS Submitted By Abdul Qadoos, On 10/12/2008 11:11:00 PM

SMS Submitted By aammeerr, On 10/12/2008 11:04:00 PM

SMS Submitted By inamkhan, On 10/18/2008 4:03:00 PM

Moral of the story:- Bcoz of naughty gals,

Guys have all d fun. ;)

SMS Submitted By inamkhan, On 10/18/2008 4:03:00 PM

suraj ki kirNo ko chupaya nahi jata,

kitni Bhi soHni Ho Girlfrnd Apni,

Dusro ki Girlfrnd ko Bhulaya Nahi jata..

SMS Submitted By inamkhan, On 10/18/2008 4:01:00 PM

Uve been trained

SMS Submitted By inamkhan, On 10/18/2008 4:00:00 PM

SMS Submitted By Muhammad Imran, On 10/15/2008 7:01:00 PM

SMS Submitted By Muhammad Imran, On 10/15/2008 6:59:00 PM

Now reverse da order, can u guess the full form of: G F E D C B A ?

SMS Submitted By Air , On 10/15/2008 10:17:00 AM

SMS Submitted By Air , On 10/15/2008 10:16:00 AM

SMS Submitted By Air , On 10/15/2008 10:15:00 AM

SMS Submitted By Air , On 10/15/2008 10:14:00 AM

SMS Submitted By Air , On 10/15/2008 10:13:00 AM

SMS Submitted By Muhammad Imran, On 10/15/2008 2:08:00 AM

SMS Submitted By Muhammad Imran, On 10/15/2008 2:04:00 AM

SMS Submitted By Panjab, On 10/12/2008 11:18:00 PM

I think u should sms more often, i

Funny Sms | Huge SMS Book

SMS Submitted By Raheel Ahmed, On 10/22/2008 7:27:00 PM

Din-Ba-Din Kharab Hoti Ja Rahi He.

Student:Sir Is Lye Kyu K Mere Papa Ki

Wish He K Me Doctor Banu.

SMS Submitted By Raheel Ahmed, On 10/22/2008 7:27:00 PM

SMS Submitted By Raheel Ahmed, On 10/22/2008 7:26:00 PM

SMS Submitted By Raheel Ahmed, On 10/22/2008 7:26:00 PM

Who world MAD for her.

SMS Submitted By Raheel Ahmed, On 10/22/2008 7:21:00 PM

SMS Submitted By Raheel Ahmed, On 10/22/2008 7:20:00 PM

SMS Submitted By Raheel Ahmed, On 10/22/2008 7:17:00 PM

SMS Submitted By Raheel Ahmed, On 10/22/2008 7:13:00 PM

SMS Submitted By Raheel Ahmed, On 10/22/2008 7:13:00 PM