basic fashion principles (for women)?

1. Always look neat and clean. This just makes sense. Unless you're going for the just-
rolled-out-of-bed rocker look, it's best to keep your jeans unfrayed, your shirt unstained
and your shoes unscuffed. Grunge is over, so live with it. Take good care of your clothes,
making sure you follow directions like, "Dry clean only" and "Wash with like colors."
Polish your boots. De-fuzz your sweaters. Even if you can't transform yourself into the
world's snappiest dresser, you can always improve your appearance by looking well-kept.
Go on, make your mama proud.

2. Make sure your clothes fit. It's known as the "quadruple breast" syndrome, and we hear
it's highly contagious. Never heard of it? It occurs when a woman chooses to wear a bra
that is at least one size too small, resulting in cups that, well runneth over. Ill-fitting
clothes are a fashion no-no, whether it's pants that are too long, skirts that are too tight or
jackets that are too short. Resist the temptation to forgo buying one size larger simply
because it's not the size you "usually" wear. Sizes vary from designer to designer, so stick
to what lays nicely on your body. Repeat it like a mantra: Smooth lines, smooth lines,
smooth lines. . .

3. Don't overdo trends. Let's say leopard print is "in." In an effort to look oh-so chic, you
go out and buy a hat, blouse, skirt, bag and shoes-all in leopard print. Bad move.
Experimenting with fads is fun, but head-to-toe isn't the way to go. Similarly, don't
saturate your wardrobe with any single style or silhouette. Cargo pants are cool, but not if
they're the only kind of pants you own. Moderation is key.

4. Keep ultra-bright colors away from the face. No matter what your skin tone, you won't
look good (trust us) in a neon green sweater. This doesn't mean that you have to skip the
loud hues all together. Simply incorporate bright items into your look as low on the body
as possible. Remember: Florescent yellow shoes, not a florescent yellow top. A hot pink
clutch, not a hot pink scarf. Let your face star in its own show.

5. Ignore lame clichs. Chances are, you've heard them all: "Don't wear white after Labor
Day." "Make sure your shoes match your bag." "Never pair stripes with plaid." Well,
we're here to say that it's all a bunch of hogwash. In today's "anything goes" fashion
arena, it's important to be creative and open to new ideas. If this means ignoring old
adages and overstepping traditional bounds, so be it.