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Rachael Lindquist

College Comp. 1

Mr. Reynolds

3/6/11

Lazy

BEEP. BEEP. BEEP. BEEP….

Mmmmm shut upp!!! I just want to sleep! Why did you have to come so early! Its only 7 a.m.!! I

don’t want to go to practice! Maybe I will skip? Maybe just show up a couple minutes late? I will call in

sick, that’s what I will do!

“RACHAEL ANN get out of bed RIGHT now! You are going to be late for softball!”

“Mmm go away! I am not going! It is too early! I will fall asleep in school!” (Mom slams the

door shut! I instantly fall back asleep!)

The key to being as comfy as you can is to have as many blankets as you can. Get all the pillows

you can without getting a cramped next. Curl up or stretch out if does not matter, however you prefer,

cuddle into the soft warm blankets. Fall into a deep deep sleep. When your alarm goes off hit snooze,

and again, and again, (my record is ten times). When it comes time to wake up, fall back asleep. Make

sure that your alarm is set for the time for school, when it is time to wake up for school, fall back asleep.

Wake up in a frantic and check the time, when you realize that you are late, get up and put on some

sweat pants and go to school.

Ahh I am just exhausted from this long day at school! I think I am going to go home and take a

longgg nap! Ohh I forgot I am supposed to go workout...mm nope just not going to happen!
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After school, go home grab a snack or two and go lay in bed or your favorite chair. You have to

turn in to your favorite TV channel, cuddle up into your fluffy warm blankets and get lost in your pillows,

fall madly asleep.

Woahh is it morning? How long did I sleep? Why is it so dark? What time is it? Oh my gosh I am

late for school.

Calm down it is only 7:30 you have time to eat supper and do your homework. Do not get out of

your bed, if you are in your chair go to your bed a.s.a.p. Have your mom make you a sandwich or

something and start typing your paper that you need to type. When you start dozing off don’t be afraid

to fall asleep. A cat nap is needed when doing homework. When you wake up make sure that you are

half asleep and continue typing, when you make all those errors forget about them, they don’t matter.

If you are half asleep when you are done writing your paper, you have been successful.

Goodnight!