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Rachael Lindquist
College Comp. 1
Mr. Reynolds
3/6/11
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Mmmmm shut upp!!! I just want to sleep! Why did you have to come so early! Its only 7 a.m.!! I
don’t want to go to practice! Maybe I will skip? Maybe just show up a couple minutes late? I will call in
“RACHAEL ANN, get out of bed RIGHT now! You are going to be late for softball!”
“Mmm go away! I am not going! It is too early! I will fall asleep in school!” (Mom slams the
The key to being as comfy as you can is to have as many blankets as possible. Big, small, long
short, does it matter? Get all the pillows you can, without getting a cramped neck. Curl up or stretch out
it does not matter, however you prefer, cuddle into the soft warm blankets. Fall into a deep deep sleep.
When your alarm goes off hit snooze, and again, and again, (my record is ten times). When it comes
time to wake up, fall back asleep. Make sure that your alarm is set for the time for school, when it is
time to wake up for school, fall back asleep. Wake up in a frantic and check the time, when you realize
that you are late, get up and put on some sweat pants and go to school.
Ahh I am just exhausted from this long day at school! I think I am going to go home and take a
longgg nap! Ohh I forgot I am supposed to go workout...mm nope just not going to happen!
Lindquist 1
After school, go home grab a snack or two and go lay in bed or your favorite chair. You have to
turn on your favorite TV channel, preferably disney, cuddle up into your fluffy warm blankets and get
Woahh is it morning? How long did I sleep? Why is it so dark? What time is it? Oh my gosh I am
Calm down it is only 7:30, you have time to eat supper and do your homework. Do not get out
of your bed, if you are in your chair go to your bed a.s.a.p. Have your mom make you a sandwich or
something quick to eat. Start typing your paper that you need to write on “How to…”, when you start
dozing off don’t be afraid to fall asleep. A cat nap is needed when doing homework, especially with the
When you wake up make sure that you are half asleep and continue typing, when you make all
those errors forget about them, they don’t matter. Ifv your papeer turnm out liikeee thiszz, ites been
doonie righttx.
If you are half asleep when you are done writing your paper, you have been successful. Now
turn off any lights that you have on and turn over in your heavenly blankets.
“Good night hunny I love you see you in the morning” You know how moms are, all loving and
caring.
Well by now you should dozing off into and long deep sleep. Goodnight!