Smile is the 2nd best thing

Smile is the 2nd best thing U do with ur lips.

Of course you know the first one... :-D

It's keeping ur mouth shut. :-P

But I like the way U think! ;-)

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pahlay hat ma lo

pahlay hat ma lo

phir mon mal lo

phir tokh laghao

phir sidha karoo

phir sorakh ma daloo

uf

kithna muskhil ha soi ma dagha dalna

mangta hoon to deti nahi

mangta hoon to deti nahi

jawab meri baat ka

deti ho to khara ho jata hai

rom rom jazbaat ka

kyun kehte ho bar bar daloo

baloo mein phool ghulab ka

meri taref se apko

Meri taref se apko 1 ?PuPPI? Aapki saheli ko 1 ?PAPPI?

Saheli ki saheli ko 1 ?PuPPI? Batau bhala kiun?

Aaj hi mere ?DOggy? ne 10 ?PuPPI? ko janam de hai!

Kuch log thodi der karte hain

Kuch log thodi der karte hain?.

Kuch log 2-3 dafa karte hain,

aur kuch saari raat karte rahate hain,

tab jaakar hota hai?.

unka?

Mobile Charge?!

kuch larkiyan khare

Kuch larkiyan khare hu kar dyti hein

Kuch larkiyan bend hu kar dyti hein

Kuch larkiyan tu beht kar dyeti hein . . . . . .

Jaroo

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a peach is a peacha

A peach is a peach.a plum is a plum.a kiss aint a kiss unless its

wiv tongues.so open ur mouth & close ur eyes & give ur tongue some

exercise

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tell meis it going

Tell me.is it going in?..yeah ..is it hurting?..ooh yeah

..ouch its hurtin ..ok i wil put it in slowly ..

stil hurtin..ahh yeh ....den lets try d other shoe madam

pehlay gallay lagao

Pehlay gallay lagao

phir kiss karo

phir bistar pe litaao

phir neechay haath laga ke check karo

agar bachay ne susu ki hai to nappy badal do

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Hum chaat ki dukaan kholenge

Chachi: Hum chaat ki dukaan kholenge!!

Bhatija: Thik Hai.

Chachi: Hum 10/- plate chaat bechenge.

Bhatija: Main dukaan pe board laga dunga k "10/- me chachi ki chaat lo".

Dil karta hai k,ek din tumhayapnay ghar lay jahoon,

jab mera ghar koi na hoo.tumhay apnaa room main lay jaa

ker apna bed per betha do,darwazaband kar k.

sari windows bhi band kar do,

parday girrakar lights off kar do aur

tumharay kareeb aakar tumharay saath beth jahoon,

apnaa haath tumhari taraf brhaa kartumhay dikhaon hoon k...........

mari ghari ki bhi light lagti hai

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girl what do you
Girl: What do you like in me?

Boy: Those who white big balls having black dots in it.

Girl: Whattt???

Boy: Yes i like your eyes. Its really beautiful..

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hello hello mera lelo

Hello hello mera lelo

kya?

Salam.

bolo bolo apni kholo.

kya?

ZUban

DEkho apni khol k dekho

kya ?

AAnkhien

Kitna bara hai mera

kya?
DIL

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chooss chooss chooss

chooss chooss chooss mazay lay kar chooss bari bari ik ik kar kay chooss donoo ko ik saath chooss masal

masal kay choos kyon kay kahin Aamon (Mango) ka season katham na ho jay.

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teri lita k lu ya

TERi lita k lu?

Ya bitha k lu?

Andhere main lu ya bulb jala k lu?

ya tujhe karun khara ?

ya teri jhuka k lu?

Ab tu hi bata k main teri

PHoto

kaise lon?

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app mujhay aik jaga

App Mujhay

Aik jaga

Se bohat

Pyare

Lagtay hain.?
Malooum hai kahan Se ?

DOOR SE

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1 girl ask 2 pappu

1 girl ask 2 pappu : woh kia hai jo cow k paas 4 or mere paas 2 hain?

pappu : legs

Girl : woh kia hai jo tumhari pant main hai aur meri pant mein nahi hai?

pappu: paisay

Girl : woh kia hai jo log din main karne k bajaye ko raat bistar pe kartay hain

pappu: neend puri karte hain

girl : woh kia hai jo larki pehli daffa karwate huye pain ki wajah se roti hai?

pappu : kaan main ched

MORAL : aap bhi apni zehniat pappu ki tarhan saaf rakhain

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Uff plzz plzz aur karo naaa
Uff plzz plzz aur karo naaa

dabao naa, zara zor se

aisa karo apni shirt nikalo

apni pant bhi nikal do

meri saadi bhi nikal do

ab zorse dabao aur dabao naa

bahut tight hai plz.

aur Zorse!plz karo naa plz......,

ho gaya na suitcase bannd.

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Wo maangti thi mein deta na tha

Wo maangti thi mein deta na tha,

Jawab us k sawal ka..

Abhi rakkha hi tha k choot gaya,

Haath se phool gulab ka..

Wo kehti thi peeche se nahi aage se karo,

Deedar mere husne shabab ka..

Wo kehti thi bara dard hota hai jub under jata hai,

Kaano mein ik ik lafz janab k.

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Ive got ur bak & uve got mine

Ive got ur bak & uve got mine.

ill help u out netime.

2 see u hurt 2 $ee u cry

.make$ me weep & wanna die.

ill b right here til d end.co$ ur my love & my bestfriend.....