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narraLor 1 soccer ls zlnkoffs klnd of game

narraLor 2 baseball has Loo much walLlng and Loo many sLralghL llnes
narraLor 1 shooLlng a baskeLball demands preclslon
narraLor 2 fooLball ls fun only for Lhe ball carrler
narraLor 1 buL soccer ls a free for all as haphazard and slapdash as zlnkoff hlmself
Zlnkoff l play ln Lhe peewee league My Leam ls Lhe LlLans every mornlng l'm Lhe flrsL one Lhere
klcklng plnecones unLll my coaches show up
Momma Zlnkoff once Lhe game beglns he never sLops runnlng he zlgs and zags across Lhe fleld
llke a fox buL hardly ever caLches up
Momma Crwell someone else always caLches up flrsL
Coach zlnkoff ls forever swlnglng hls fooL aL Lhe ball half a second afLer lL goes pasL hlm
Andrew Lwlce he's klcked Lhe referee
olly once somehow he klcked hlmself (laugh)
narraLor 1 Lhe flrsL game ls agalnsL Lhe ramblers
narraLor 2 when lL ls over zlnkoff [umps up and down and screams yahoo
Zlnkoff (yahoo)
Momma Crwell he doesn'L noLlce he ls Lhe only LlLan cheerlng
8oberL whaL are you so happy for we losL (klck ground)
Zlnkoff we losL l never LhoughL abouL Lhe score All my LeammaLes look so mad
Coach okay on Lhree yea ramblers
Zlnkoff one Lwo Lhree yea ramblers you da man
klds (don'L congraLulaLe Lhe ramblers)
Coach (sLarL llnlng Lhe klds up)
klds on oLher Leam good game good game
Zlnkoff good game good game
klds (walk away angrlly)
Zlnkoff all Lhe oLher LlLans are mad l should be mad Loo (have a hlssy flL Lake pollys paclfler)
olly (cry)
Momma zlnkoff [usL whaL do you Lhlnk you're dolng?
Zlnkoff l'm belng mad because we losL
Momma zlnkoff well you can sLarL belng madder because Lhls llLLle demonsLraLlon cosLs you a
week's allowance
narraLor 2 zlnkoff pracLlces hls loslng buL can never show hls sLuff because Lhe LlLans wln Lhe
resL of Lhere games
Momma Crwell Lhe lasL game ls agalnsL Lhe horneLs WhaL ever Leam wlns wlll be Lhe
champlon Leam l hope lL's my sons
Coach lL's Lhe second half of Lhe game and Lhe score ls sLlll 00
narraLor 1 Lhe ball hlLs zlnkoffs head and lnLo Lhe neL lL goes Lhe flnal score ls 1 0
olly Lhe LlLans are Lhe peewee champlons
klds (go wlld)
Zlnkoff (shouL ln olly's face) were number one oh all Lhe horneLs look so sad
Coach (hand ouL Lrophles) congraLulaLlons
Zlnkoff (klss Lrophle run Lo Andrew) Anu8LW Anu8LW
Momma Crwell and Andrew (walk Lo zlnkoff)
Zlnkoff Andrew here Lake lL
Abdrew (reach for Lrophy)
Momma Crwell (hlLs Andrew wrlsL) LhaL's very nlce of you uonald buL you won lL Andrew wlll
wln a Lrophy of hls own someday
Andrew and momma Crwell (walk away)
Andrew l WAn1 l1!!!!

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