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The Shinra Times: President Shinra in Wall Market Scandal!
The Shinra Times: President Shinra in Wall Market Scandal!
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By Scud MIDGAR RUFUS Shinra was at the centre of a furious debate yesterday as he fended off allegations that his late father was a morally corrupt pervert. The young President was interrupted as he unveiled the latest offering from Shinra's 'Peace Preservation' division, the 'Proud Clod', in a Sector 1 Conference in which he promised to crack down on anti-Shinra terrorists. The exhibition soon degenerated into a slanging match between the new head of Shinra and nearby members of the press. Thankfully, SOLDIER was on hand to place the troublemakers under arrest. The attack came directly from the new proprietor of the Honey Bee Inn (a private men's club situated in Wall Market, shown right), known to the Shinra times as Kotch, who, in an unprovoked outburst, stated that the President would often indulge in 'dress-up' fantasies involving both himself, some of his closest employees and the 'staff' of the Honey Bee Inn. Mr Kotch's statements were his first to the press following the sudden disappearance of the charismatic 'Don' Corneo who vanished from Midgar earlier this month. He also stated that as well as being close to the 'Don', the president would also parade around the Inn wearing a Kings Robes and being escorted by two armoured henchmen. The Shinra family and all members of the corporation deny all allegations and refused to comment on the issue any further. Sector 5 officials fear that provoking the new President will lead to further military incursions into the slums adding to fears that Midgar's state of martial law will never end. In relation to this, the odds in Sector 4's betting lines stand at 5-1 that the Honey Bee Inn will be closed down within a week. These latest allegations are now added to Shinra's recent embarrassing failure to capture terrorist group AVALANCHE as they fled Midgar earlier this week. As to whether these events will affect President Shinra's election campaign remains to be seen.