Winning arguments with girls The Allied Invasion. The Trojan Horse. The Divine Plan.

The following strategy puts them all to shame because it defines how to finally defeat the great beast of society: omen. Arguing with girls! li"e #oga! is a meaningless and inane e$ercise. A lot of guys hate doing it! most notably because it never seems li"e we can win. %ut you can win. Here&s how. Step 1. ABANDON ALL LOGIC 'irls dont use it! and you certainly shouldn&t allow it to handicap you.

Step 2. IF YO B!LI!"! S#$ONGLY IN SO%!#&ING' DO NO# GI"! IN #O ANY AS(!C# OF I#.

(ompromise is useless against girls! because they will rationali)e that if they can get you to concede to one element! they can get you to *uit on the whole fuc"in& Periodic Table. Step ). DON# B! AF$AID #O #A*! C&!A( S&O#S. +ver argue with a girl about something and they randomly insult you with something that has no relevance to the argument, That&s their way of trying to wear you down and push you off-topic. .ight fire with fire! tell her she has a fat ass! small boobs! an ugly face! disorienting facial hair! unweildy hips! and is a genuinely awful person. Step +. CI#! ($!CID!N#. 'irls have no concept of historical factors relating to the current situation. /ost girls reading this just went to dictionary.com to see what 0precedent0 meant. Step ,. IN#!$$ (# &!$. Don&t let her tal". 'irls hate that li"e they hate other girls. It&s hilarious too! they get all fra))led. Step -. DON# #A*! &!$ S!$IO SLY. 1augh at every point she deems serious in nature. .art! if possible. Derail her emotional train. Step .. IF #&! A$G %!N# !SCALA#!S' C # OFF ALL CO%% NICA#ION WI#& &!$. If a girl can&t find you! she cant continue arguing about bullshit. (hange your phone number! relocate! and get a name change if you must. Step /. DON# B! FOOL!D BY 0L!#1S S#O( A$G ING (L!AS!.0 That&s their way of ma"ing you let your guard down! so they can swoop in after you&re worn down. Instead say something li"e! 0#eah! all this being right is e$hausting for me.0 Pisses them off. 2ust trust me. Step 2. CO%(A$! &!$ NFA"O$ABLY WI#& ANO#&!$ GI$L.

This is especially effective if the comparison is with a girl they simply abhor. Tell her something li"e! 01isa is so much more compassionate than you.0 'irls hate other girls! li"e a deer hates a shotgun. And how do you ta"e down a deer, +$actly
Step 13. DON# B! IN#I%IDA#!D BY #&! WA#!$ WO$*S. That&s their ultimate contingency! "nowing that guys cant deal with a crying girl. 3tay strong! don&t let yourself get emotional! just thin" of something funny. 4eplay scenes from 05ffice 3pace0 in your head if you must.

Step 11. B S# O # 0I DON# F!!L LI*! FIG&#ING. I1"! ($O"!N %Y (OIN#.0 Then stop. 1eave the argument. It pisses them off because a guys natural reaction is to resolve! whereas a girls is to continue forever and ever until the end of time until they hear that they are right. If a guy decides that he is right and wont budge their whole concept of male-female relations is shot to shit. Again! mind games. Step 12. AS* &!$ IF S&!1S ON #&! $AG. 3elf-e$planatory. Step 1). W&!N ALL !LS! FAILS' #!LL &!$ S&!1S 4 S# LI*! &!$ %O#&!$. It&s an ace-in-the-hole and will emotionally cripple her to such a degree she may even forget her whole argument. 4emember! girls are the less intelligent of the genders. All throughout history men have out-thought! out-invented! and out-created women in every facet of e$istence. Isn&t it about time we won an argument for once, 'entlemen! that time is now.